Author's Note: Hey sorry didn't update ASAP. But here it is. Chap 2. Been busy. So Enjoy and please review. If you guys like it review not just favorite it. Please! I know there are errors but bare with me :/ I apologize for how long it's taken me write this chapter. Been really really busy.
Genesis:Here we go...
Angeal:I know....
Disclaimer:I don't own anything.. Well some stuff but not any of the characters
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Chapter 2: OH MY GODZZ! Some things never change.
Leon started to seat others and take their orders. Everytime he walked back up tp the kitchen he heard the other waiters making fun of the chef.
He walked back over to the table where Zack and group was sitting and eating their food. Cloud leaned over and attempted to kiss Sephiroth's face. And Zack looked just about ready explode. Which wasn't good. He was bending his fork backwards and dropped it. After Cloud's failed attempt he just sat there with one eye going completly to the otherside of his head. He looked like the epitomy of a retard,. But Leon loved him.
Then he did something that shouldn't have been done. He stole Zack's brownie and ate it.
Zack looked over at him dumbfounded. Then it was like a freakin nuclear bomb went off in this tiny stupid freakin resteraunt.\
"You can attempt to take my man, and attempt to kiss him but when you eat my damn brownie you've gone to damn far.."
Cloud looked up and all he said was. "Me is Zack, you is Cloud."
Leon shook his head and started to weight the options of how much a permanent room at a mental institute would cost.
Zack got up and grabbed Sephiroth by the arm.
"Sorry Leon , I really just can't take it anymore, I'll talk to you later." He said
"Alright see ya Zack, you to Seph." Leon Said.
"Bye."
Right before Zack left he took a brownie off of a differnt table and then left with Sephiroth, the other person came back and looked stupid.
Leon thought about all this, he had to serve all the fathogs and watch his crazy boyfriend. But he only had 10 minutes left what could possibly happen.
Nothing... Hopefully...
Leon looked over towards Aerith and Tifa and Tifa had started to turn colors for some strange ass reason...Maybe her food really was poisoned.
Aerith was fine but then again she thought that she was God...
Leon started to look around the restraunt and noticed something very strange. There was a floating shadow on the floor but no one around to cast it.
He looked up and saw Yuffie.
"Oh shit.." He thought.
She probably wanted to eat the sweets that were everywhere. It didn't matter if they were in the trash or had crap on them, if it was sweet she'd eat it.
He watched her drop off the ceiling and onto Aeriths and Tifa's table. And grab there food and make an animal sound and ran off.
Aerith ran after her and shouted.": Give that back you demon."
TIfa got up and fell over and then changed into a bug, which Aerith came back and first prayed then stepped on her, Leon heard a crunchy then Aerith prayed again and ran off after Yuffie.
Well no more Tifa.
No more freaking Cloud stealer.
And no more headaches.
YAY. Leon thought.
He looked over and saw Cloud playing with a fork and a spoon.
He walked over to see what he was actually doing.
"I'm a little spoony and i am round, here is my spoon and here is my handle, when I get used i get dirty so that really pisses me off."
"I'm a little forky and I poke eyes out because I'm cool like that.."
Leon looked dumbfounded at the stupidity of Cloud.
Leon looked at the clock and saw the miracle he'd been waiting for.
His shift was over.
He could hear the angels rejoice and the Halleluha's being yelled.
His day was over, but he knew that he'd wake up the next day and deal with it tomorrow but today was done.
He walked towards Cloud and tried to reason with him.
"Alright Cloud, you need to come with me."
"Why?"
"Because I love you and we need to go before Cid realizes that I'm leaving, and attempts to kill me."
"Why?"
"Because he's a dumbass that's why."
"Why?"
"Alright go get your ass in my car, and stop asking why damn it."
"Why?"
Leon decided to man handle him.
He picked him up and threw him over his shoulder. And then took him out to his car. Cloud was saying the whole time, Why?
They got in the car and it was fairly silent except of the litlte noises made by Cloud that sounded like ships and airplanes.
They got to Leon's house and he and cloud went inside.
They got inside and Leon thought that it would be like every other night he'd sleep on the couch and Cloud would sleep in his bed. He didn't like it if he wasn't Sephiroth so Leon just stopped trying.
But tonight was different. He laid Cloud to bed and heard Cloud wimper.
He turned and looked.
Cloud was sitting up and looking at Leon.
"Are you leaving?" he asked with his big blue eyes and cute ass face.
"No I'll be out there."
"No." Cloud said.
"Leon stay with me." he said.
Leon smiled and thought maybe this realationship wasn't so bad, he loved Cloud and knew that progress took time. He had plenty.
Maybe he was happy Tifa was gone. Yeah maybe.
Leon laid down with Cloud and the fell into a nice slumber.
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Author's Note: I'm soo sorry that it took me so long. My computer has been off and I've been busy. Thank you for all that have read. I might be making an another story, with this, but not sure. I'll let you know, kay?
But thanks, read and reveiws people.
And I know this isn't as funny as the other one but deal with it. And sorry about the Tifa bashing but she's not one of my favorite charcaters and and neither is Aeirh if your wondering so if you wanna bitch about me bashing them, don't because you'll get a deaf ear.
Anyways thanks everyone! Hope you liked it.
if I get a lot of reviews and stuff I'll make another one but if not then don't count on it.
Angeal: That was actually kinda cool...
Genesis: yeah. I guess so... You need to write something about the us.
Me: Alright I'll see about that, bye! And thanks