AN: Guess whos back back back back again gain gain
Its me. Not eminem. Enjoy!

"Hey, Harry, can you come in here for a moment?"

There they were. The exact same words Sirius had said before their last talk. So Harry was...reluctant, by the least. But he still went into the room, closed the door behind him and sat in front of his godfather. "Hi."
"Hi."
"Well, what did you want me for? I don't have all day, you know." There was a silence, and then Sirius leaned in and whispered: "I want in."
"What?"
"I said, I want in. You've been getting these ideas from somewhere, and I know where. You don't want me to tell Dumbledore about your finding of the Marauder's wonderful little list, now do you?"
"What can I do to stop you telling him?"
"I want in. I spent twelve years in Azkaban, I think I deserve a little fun."
"Fine!" Harry said. Dumbledore finding out would NOT be good. Definitely not. "On one condition."
"What is it? I'll do anything, I can't even remember the last time I pranked." Sirius was definitely getting over excited about this.
"You have to prank Lupin first." Sirius looked horrified.
"What? No! I can't!"
"Why not?"
"I-well, you already did."
"It doesn't matter."
"Harry, I can't! You don't understand! If Lupin finds out..."
"If I find out what?" Remus walked in holding a bar of Cadbury's chocolate. Sirius laughed nervously.
"Uh...It's a surprise! OUT OUT OUT NOW YOU CAN'T KNOW COME ON OUT OUT OUT!" He pushed his friend out of the room, locked the door and then flopped down on the sofa. "Phew! That was close."
"I'm not letting you in on it unless you do it!"
"...Harry," Sirius turned deadly serious. (No pun intended.) "If Lupin gets pranked, he will prank back. And he will prank back hard. He will become the same studious, trouble-making guy he was in his Hogwarts years. "
"And that's a bad thing?" Sirius pondered for a moment, then leaned back in his sofa.
"Yes and no. Yes, because everyone in the house will suffer of his brilliant Marauder mind. No, because it will be hilarious to watch."
"'Brilliant Marauder mind'? Really, Sirius?"
"Harry, he was always the smartest of us all. Getting him pranking again is the same as having a death wish. Especially when you're on the receiving end of the prank."
"Do you want in or not?"
"Fine! But if I die, then I'm coming back to haunt you."
"Well then. So be it!"

AN: I know this is super short and I haven't updated for ages and I'M SORRY but I've been working on other fanfics and I've had school and homework and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so yeah! Thanks reviewers and stuff! Love you all, seriously. I'll try to update longer and quicker next time, I promise! Review, Favourite or Follow if you want to!
~AP