me: I am VERY glad that everyone is liking this story.

Ruka: Um, there's only three comments, two favorites, and two followers.

me: Don't ruin on my parade!

Ruka: H-Hai!

me: Remember, guys, I update according to reviews, followers, and favorites.

Natsume: You've never said that.

me: Stop haunting me!

Mikan: You're haunting her?

Natsume: In another story that I shouldn't even be in. I think I'm acting as a guest there- I'm not in the actual story.

me: Hmp.

Naru: Now, now.

Hotaru: When exactly is my calculation going to come?

me: It's actually my calculation, and I can't do a new chapter until people give me their opinions.

Hotaru: It's Gakuen Alice's Rockstar. It was really famous you know.

me (depressed): Not anymore.

Natsume: Hey wait a second, that story? It was your first published, and so many people checked it out! Also, I felt more close to you there.

me (still depressed): Wah. I'm too depressed to even make that into a perverted joke.

all: (quiet)

unknown character: Natsume-kun? Ruka-kun? What are you doing here? (everyone except me looks and Permy appears)

me (false and unenergetic smile): I told you Permy was in the next chapter, didn't I?

Natsume: Um, unenergetic really doesn't fit you.

me: Thanks.

Natsume: No, seriously. You are the frigging queen of energetic, and right now, you aren't energetic- it just doesn't fit.

me: Thanks.

Natsume: It wasn't a compliment!

Ruka: -so basically that's where we are. (he's been explaining to Per-Per)

Permy: Ahhh~ You taking your time to explain to me is like a dream, Ruka-kun~!

Ruka (anger mark appears): Whatever.

Permy: No really! But anyway, what's that Sakura girl doing here?

me with glowing eyes and creepy smile: Don't insult Mikan, Per-Suck

Permy: What did you just call me?!

me (straightening back, being back to normal): Per-Sucky. You're original nickname is Permy turned to Per-Per. I may call you other annoying insults as well.

Permy: What?!

me: Be quiet, Per, you're just a per! (starts jumping up and down) haha, that was from No game, No life! (acts like Shiro) S up, Steph, you're just a steph.

all (confused): Beginning Play is out?

(at the same time) me: Beginning Game is out.

Natsume: Wait a second, you changed-

-Beginning Play out-

Ruka's P.O.V.

I was mouthing Hotaru, digging my leg down there when I heard a voice I recognized all to well.

"Hey, Ruka, enough with the showcase!" I immediately shot up, fear in my eyes.

"Natsu-" I stopped... A figure. I had to get off! I jumped off Hotaru yelling to explain.

"This isn't what it looks like! Hotaru suddenly jumped on top of me and kissed me!"

"Ruka, do you honestly think that'll fool us?" he walked up, Saku- I mean, Mikan following behind. I got in a daze.

"Hey, are you even listening?!" I got snapped from my trance and shook my head, blubbering. I looked at Natsume. Hotaru walked up right behind me to the right.

"Look, we both saw what you were doing, Ruka." I questioned that statement. I knew Natsume- he would say it straight out, being precise. He wasn't sure if Mikan saw it all.

"Mikan," I started. Natsume's eyes widened, and so did hers.

"Mikan," I started getting in a daze again, but quickly shook my head to get ahold of myself.

"Mikan, what did you think we were doing?" I said that rather quickly in an attempt not to daze myself.

"It l-looked like you two were kissing."

"Nothing else?" I tried to assure.

"Um, no. But you were on top of Hotaru. Of course, you did seem hesitant and light, but it looked like you were kissing back."

"Y-You must have seen wrong. I wasn't kissing her back."

Natsume's P.O.V.

Ruka was really trying to convince Polka that he wasn't kissing back. Of course, he was, and so it was a lie. Behind him to his right was Hotaru who was pretty dark at hearing him lie about what he was doing. Not only was he kissing back, but he was rubbing his right leg in her puss as well. She was obviously pissed.

Finally, Mikan was convinced and gave in.

"Okay, Ruka, I believe you. You obviously weren't kissing Hotaru," she smiled. If only you knew. But it was strange. Ruka had started calling her by her first name. He better not touch her. It was obvious that he was trying to get closer and bring up some confidence. He was blushing though- he obviously wanted to do something. And the way he was so angry about me licking Mikan. It was strange.

Mikan's P.O.V.

For the first time ever, and second, and third, and a ton of others, Ruka-pyon had called me by my first name. It made me feel really happy, like we were much closer now.

Ruka sighed in relief.

"But anyway, we need to meet up with the group," Natsume declared. "Only half the Sun is showing." So we all headed where we had-

"Ah, there they are!" Naru-sensei and the group was walking up to them. Tsubasa-senpai, Misaki-senpai, and Tono-senpai all ran up to me.

"Man, we were so worried!" Tsubasa-senpai scrambled my hair.

"I'm fine, Tsubasa-senpai. We were just about to look for you."

"You little rascal," Tsubasa-senpai hugged me, picking me up. But as soon as he did, literally three seconds after, I felt something on my butt, ruining my glee. My smile was frozen, looking real strange. I looked down to see Natsume.

"She's mine, Baldie," he said dangerously.

"I'm not bald!" Tsubasa-senpai yelled back.

"Yes, you are. Now give Stripes to me." My head went down in shame. Again, he called me by my underwear. Or actually, THE BOTTOM OF MY SWIMSUIT! What the heck is wrong with him?!

"I have a whole pack of hair, and I'm just holding her!" Tsubasa-senpai countered. [okay, from now on, Tsubasa-senpai will be called he]

"Get off or I pull her panties down, Baldie," Natsume threatened.

"I'm not bald! Fine, here you go," he let me down. [Tsubasa's quick-name is over.]

"No, Tsubasa-senpai!" But I immediately became quiet, for... Natsume had grabbed my top. And I sure as heck knew how loose it was. If he pulled it, it would come right off and... you get the point- total breast show.

"Kyaaaaa!" [Just imagine that Mikan's covering her breasts on the floor. I'm imagining this as an anime. She's thinking of what would happen.]

So yes, I do not want Natsume to pull on it.

"N-Natsume," I turned my wide, fright-filled eyes toward him. "Please let go."

"Whatever," he let go. I blocked the part that he had been holding. My lord, that was close!

"Anyway, Mikan-chan, what have you guys been doing?" Naru-sensei asked me. Natsume held his hand up.

"I'm the one who knows what's been going on," he said.

"Natsume, don't tell them!" Ruka cried behind him.

"We got separated, and we did things, remember Polka?"

"Gyaaaa! Don't give them the wrong idea!" I blushed furiously.

"But it's not a wrong idea. The tongue remember?" I blushed even more. My head was like a tomato.

"You got bit, and you threatened to put your pee-pee in there!"

"D***," he corrected me slowly, "Say it with me, d***."

"There's no way I'm saying that!"

"Whatever," he turned away. "Narumi, what are we gonna do? It's nighttime."

"Actually, we've already got all the things we need," Anna stepped up. "We had been getting ready, but when Naru-sensei did attendance, you four were missing."

"Yeah, we were having s**," Natsume explained falsely.

"WE WERE NOT!" I yelled at him.

"And how would you know? I could've very well drugged you at any time," Natsume countered.

"! I-I know for a fact!"

"I could've drugged myself and got it in your system when you were licking my tongue or when I was biting you."

"THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!" I screamed at the heavens.

"It is."

me: (sighs) Such a wonderful story.

all but me and Natsume: HOW?!

Natsume: Actually it is. I'm going to f*** Mikan, and put strange substances in her throat. On top of that, I drugged her and had s**.

me: Actually, you were lying, Natsume. You may f her later in the story, but you sure haven't yet.

Hotaru: What about in the ending play?

me: Oh, but I said 'in the story'. This is just... I don't know what it is. My trademark, I don't know.

Mikan: You've been soft on the whole new character thing though, haven't you?

Koko: "I so want to f*** Mikan right now."

me (turns around smiling): What were you saying about being light on new characters?

Koko: "Why can't I f*** Mikan?"

Ruka: Don't read my thoughts, Koko!

Mikan (serious): Who wanted to f me, Koko?

Koko: N-

Natsume (smiling awkwardly): Hey, Fire!

me: (blush)

Natsume: I heard you read the rest of Absolutely Adorkable, right?

me (suddenly depressed): Yeah, and I want more. The ending kind of sucked. The story was actually good, correction, totally awesome 'til that point. Me finding out it was finished. I didn't even read the last chapter.

Natsume: Why?!

me: Cuz it wasn't part of the story. I read clearly only one heading which was the second to last chapter, so I didn't bother.

Hotaru: So you don't know whether it was a finish or not?

me: I do.

Per-Per: There should be a story about me and Natsume, and wait, you called me Per-Per?!

me: Your soul mate is Koko!

Perse: What?

Koko: Yaaaaay~

Mikan: That doesn't sound too excited...

me: I guess that's because he only smiles. But anyway-

all (me doing it neko-style): Ending Play is OUT!

me: Per, Hotaru, and Natsume, be more energetic!

Pee Man: Why should I- wait, you called me PEE MAN?!

me: That's why.

-Ending Play out-

One final thing, I don't own No game, No life or Absolutely Adorkable. Both are amazing though.