-Beginning Play-
me: Alright, we're with the Mexicans.
Koko: You said that with a Mexican accent.
me: And you didn't.
(Koko snickers)
Mikan: Well, I'm confused.
Ruka: So am I.
Hotaru: And for some reason, FireFaithe made me not know Spanish.
me: Just because you're smart doesn't mean you know Spanish, baka.
(Yuuri sleeps happily as Worlfram and Gunther watch, crying waterfalls)
Kree: Oh, hush, you stupid idiots.
me (depressed): Kree's like some kind of crazy psychopath...
Natsume (still exhausted): You're the one who created her.
me: Oh, you want more?
Natsume: (covers pants) No, really, I'm fine!
Mochou: I'm still beaten up... And you still can't spell my name.
me: Really? ':0
Tsubasa: Filler.
Misaka: Yup.
me: I'M SORRY, TSUBASA-SEMPAI! TOT
Mikasa: WHAT ABOUT ME?!
me: Who cares about you.
Yuka: Narumi and I have decided to get married!
(everyone's eyes wide as pumpkins)
me: Well that was sudden.
Natsume: I thought you were gay!
me (eyes glowing): Don't speak that language. Some people may be offended. Use homosexual.
Natsume: H-Huh?
(both disappear and Natsume screams in the distance)
Tono: Wow, I thought we were finished with the whole torture thing.
Korpin: She isn't beating him up.
Mysterious Boy: Yeah, she's doing s*x.
Korpi: What's that?
me: (runs and steals Mysterious Boy)
Misaki-sensei: Hi.
Mikan: Well that was random.
Ruka: No duh. He's so emotionless.
Per-pee-pa: What... kind of... crazy... stupid... name... IS THIS?!
(maniacal laughing)
Unknown: I AM HERE!
all except Unknown: Ending Play is out.
Unknown: What? Why can't I get my frigging na-
-Beginning Play out-
P.S. Severe, do you mean when Natsume called me Fire? Cuz if it's that, it's just a nickname that means a lot to me.
Koko: You FORGOT why it meant so much to you.
me: NO, I DIDN'T! DXXX
Koko: You're UNSURE.
me: ...
Mikan's P.O.V.
"Uno..." I said.
"Um, you know Japanese?" Koko asked. "Anyone?"
"Huh?" the man asked.
"Guess not... Follow me, guys," Koko said. "Hello? Hello?" he called as we followed him. "English or Japanese? Anyone?" A little girl tugged on his pants. "Huh?"
She pointed to herself, "I know English."
"... Take me to your English teacher, alright?" She nodded and led us all away.
"Here my English teacher," she tugged Koko to a lady.
"I just know came up with something which would've been quicker and easier," he said to us, "Going back in the ocean."
All of us groaned, "We'd rather not."
But Natsume and Ruka said otherwise after groaning, "You thought of that NOW?"
"Okay, since Natsume and Ruka are the only ones against it, miss, do you know how to get to Japan? We want to go on a ship please."
"Japan? Um, the {Insert famous Mexican name here}'s Awesomeness {Translated from Mexican by this lady ;P } is one that goes there."
"Wow, that man must've been full of himself. What dock do we go to?"
Natsume inched near me and whispered in my ear, "My co**'s the co** YOU'LL go to." I slapped him.
"Pervert!-!-! Eh?!"
He yanked me to his mouth by my hair and whispered in my ear, "I can't help but be horny around you, Polka Dots..." I shivered at his hot breath.
And he sounded so HUSKY.
"And I bet you're horny for me, too, right?" he said in a really SEXY voice.
"Of course not, you perverted brat!-!-!"
So I said, but I was red in embarrassment.
Soon enough though, while me and Natsume had been rambling {Natsume flirting. I'd put this in Mikan's thought, but she's too dumb to notice if someone's flirting with her or not.}, Koko had gotten all the information he needed and led us to a few docks before he found the right one.
"{INSERT FAMOUS MEXICAN NAME HERE}'s Genialidad?" Koko asked the third dock we'd been to.
The man- a captain -nodded and chirped, "Ci! ¿Quieres bordo?" {Translated to: Yes! Do you want aboard?}
"Ahaha, I have no idea what that means," Koko just walked up on the ship, and we followed.
It looked luxurious, and everyone aboard had suits and all.
Lucky for us, Narumi had TONS of money.
And lucky for us, the captain took it.
"Hey, Narumi, where'd you get all that money?" Natsume asked with his eyebrow raised.
"The Academy gave it to me, saying it was a Last Gift~!-!"
We all turned bleak. {With the =_= face}
They really DID want us dead...
"Well, that's all the more reason to prove them wrong!-! Let's survive these hard few weeks!-!-!"
Everyone threw their hands up and cheered.
Little did I know, it would be SOO much harder than anyone thought.
And each second would feel like an eternity.
-Ending Play-
me: I have no idea who said that encouraging two-sentence speech.
Natsume: Then why the f*** did you put it?
me: Cuz it was awesome. YOU GUYS GET TO CHOOSE WHO SAID IT!-!-!-!-! EDDD
Unknown: Why won't you-
Korpin: That chapter was BORING.
me: Guys, the reason I didn't upload is because I had no idea what to do. Also, I thought it was boring- doing tons of Mexican talk randomly.
Koko: She means she doesn't like translating too many things, and she wasn't interested in doing a different country. It has nothing to do with Mexico. It didn't matter which country it was.
Eeka: Kyahahahaha!-!-!
me: Oh no, she's going to f my son!-!-!
Tsubasa: What?
Ruka: You're son's not IN this, Pikamon-san.
me: Oh, right. Whew (wipes a fake sweat)
Unknown: Why-
Mikan: Why does Gunther and Wolfram like Yuuri?
Wolfram: Yuuri's my fiancé!-!-!
me: Gunther's a good question...
Gunther: Because he's Heika, of course!-! ED
Korpi: She DOESN'T know if that's the real reason; it's a random excuse.
Hotaru: I hope you like my new invention, everyone (eye twinkles evilly from hidden, glowing eyes)
everyone except Hotaru, Kyo Kara Maou characters, and my originals: (shivers
me: No, I don't yet know what her new invention is.
Tono: Hey, why are we in the story?
me: I don't know. But now that you bring that up, I should make a random Tsubasa-Mikan moment that Natsume burns up.
Natsume: I WOULD like burning Baldy.
Tsubasa-kun: (begging to me) Please don't (screaming at Natsume) I'm not bald!-!-!-!
me: You have a full-set of hair, which is what makes it funny.
Misaki (hugging Tsu-Tsu): I still love you Tsubasa!-!-! (is suddenly burned)
Everyone: (turns to Natsume)
me: (cackles and turns serious, eyes filled with fire) Don't touch my Tsu-Tsu.
Ruka: Average Fan Girl...
Misaki-sensei: When's the wedding, Narumi?
Narumi: We're planning it now!-!
me: Hopefully, it'll be by the end of this story.
Yuka: Yes, I would like the readers to be spectators as well!-!
Mochou: (groans) I don't wanna be at some stupid wedding.
Yuuri: (giggles in his sleep)
Wolfram: (drools over Yuuri's corpse)
Mysterious Boy: I think you made a mistake there, Fire.
me: Hm? Oh yeah, I did.
Koko: PURPOSELY.
me: (changes corpse to sleeping figure)
Perta: You really have a hard time fitting us all- what. The f***. Is this.
me: A random name, what else? ED
(cat claws go across the screen)
-Ending Play out-