A/N: Well, here's chapter 4! And yes, I know Emmy's middle name isn't Louise, but I felt like she needed a middle name when Layton yelled at her.

I hope you enjoy the weirdness. c: R&R and I'll give you all 100 Picarats!


One day, Luke, Flora, Emmy, Clive and the Professor, were walking to the Library.

"PROFESSAH LOOK!" Luke shouted. "A SQUIRREL! I WANNA CHASE IT!" And with that, Luke took off chasing the squirrel

"LUKE, GET BACK HERE!" Clive shouted, taking off after Luke.

Layton sighed. "I suppose they'll meet us there. Come on, you three." Layton said.

So they entered the library, and Flora went off to look for a cookbook.

All of a sudden, the Professor felt the need to shout out his love for Emmy.

"EMMY ALTAVA, I LOVE YOU!" Layton shouts, getting a warning glare from the librarian.

"Professor, I love you too!" Emmy says, as they begin to make out.

Meanwhile, Clive and Luke had found the squirrel, and were bringing it into the library.

"Luke, are you sure we should bring this squirrel in here?" Clive asked, unsure.

"Of course, Clive. Edwardo needs to come in here anyway." Luke said, as they entered the library with Edwardo in Luke's manpurse.

As soon as they were inside, Edwardo ran off.

"EDWARDOOOO NOOO!" Luke said, getting down on his knees and looking at the sky.

Clive felt the need to grab a fan, and make it blow Luke's hair.

"WEE! LOOK AT YOUR SHINY HAIR GOOO!" Clive screeched.

"EDWARDOOOOO!" Luke wailed, rolling around on the floor.

"EMMY COME BACKK!" Layton shouted, chasing after Emmy.

Emmy was running away from Layton, with his top hat in her arms.

"NEVAR, I HAVE YOUR TOP HAT AND I'M NEVER GIVING IT BACK!" Emmy shouted, knocking a bookshelf over.

She scared Edwardo so bad, he jumped onto the librarians head and pooped.

A few minutes later...

"EMMY LOUISE ALTAVA, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE MY TOP HAT." Layton screeched.

"WHY DONT YOU HIT HER PROFESSAH?!" Luke cried.

"Because, Luke, a gentleman never hits a lady." Layton said, slapping Luke.

So in the end, they were banned from the library, Edwardo pooped on Clive, Emmy and the Professor continued their makeout session, and Flora got a cookbook to cook dinner.

THE END!