It was a beautiful spring day, and Luke, Flora, Emmy and Hershel were on a walk in the park.
"PROFESSAAAH, CAN I GO CHASE THE SQUIRREL?! I MISS EDWARDO!" Luke screeched, running up to a tree and climbing it.
"LUKE, NO!" Hershel screamed, trying to climb after him, but failing.
"WE'VE GOT HIM, HERSHEL!" He heard two familiar voices yell out from behind him
It was Barney and Clive!
Hershel started crying, until Barney came over to him.
"Hershel, don't cry.
craft." He whispered.
Hershel gasped, passing out.
Flora sighed, motioning for Emmy to help her pick him up, and carry him back home.
Clive, we must save the child!" Barney shouted, pointing to Luke who was screeching in the tree.
"MY HAPPY LITTLE PHILLL" Luke screeched.
"IT'S PILL, YOU TWIT!" Clive screamed, throwing a rock at him.
Luke screamed, and fell off the tree branch, onto the ground.
Barney slapped Clive in the face, and they started dueling.
"FOR SPARTAAA!" Barney shouted, running towards Clive.
Clive stepped aside, letting Barney run into the tree.
Clive laughed, running away, and then flying into the sunset.
So, in the end, Hershel woke up back at the house, thinking he had a nightmare, Flora and Emmy went out for tea, Luke had head trauma, and Clive was never seen again.
THE END (Or is it?!)
*dundundun*
HEAVY METAL BROKE MY
dun dun-
oops, this isnt a FOB song