DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha
Kagome sat on the training room floor looking up at a group of new recruits. They had arrived back at the Blood Hound's yesterday afternoon after saying there a few extra days, then this morning Inuyasha had asked her if she had wanted to place the newest recruits, one of which was surprisingly a woman this time, and seeing as she liked watching them squirm she had quickly agreed. So now she sat here starring up at them, clad in nothing but her bright red sports bra, her red and black yoga shorts, and red tennis shoes. Finally after a few more minuets of her staring and their staring back with obvious emotions ranging from annoyance to nervousness, she stood and tied her hair back into a pony tail, "sup."
The woman in the group gave an exasperated sigh, "seriously after ten minutes of staring thats all you have to say?"
Kagome shrugged, "okay fine. Hello, my name is Kagome, may I interest you in a knife through they eye today?"
The woman just blinked at her, taken aback.
Kagome grinned wildly, "thats what I thought. Okay so once again sup. As I said my name is Kagome, I am the leader of the Shikon rebels and-"
"KAGOME!"
while the rest of the group flinched at the sound of Inuyasha's yell and quickly emerging footsteps Kagome seemed absolutely delighted even as he burst through the door looking absolutely livid, "Oh hi scruffy nice of you to join us."
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!"
"I have no idea what your talking about."
Inuyasha stormed up to her and spun her around to face him, exposing her wicked grin. He shook his head and growled at her, "five men Kagome really? I know its a big place but you just can go killing people pet."
The room was very confused by the change from yelling to their hopefully future boss calling her pet. Then the woman notice Kagome's tattoo, "oh. oh now I get it."
both Inuyasha's amber eyes and Kagome's eerie blue once snapped to her at once their eyes narrowing at the same time, Inuyasha spoke first, "what exactly is it that you get?"
The women shrugged and gestured to Kagome's tattoo, bringing it to attention to the rest of the room, "why she's here. I mean I get it Kagome, It's fucking hard to be a woman in this world, Props to you for managing that."
Kagome blinked, once, twice, three times. before letting out a screech and launching herself at the girl. Inuyasha watched as the two tumbled to the floor, "Pet, don't kill her you already killed five people today I have new recruits for a reason, your not supposed to be one of them."
Kagome ignored him and began beating the woman, "I will fucking kill a bitch if I wanna kill a bitch!"
Inuyasha looked at her evenly, "then I'm not buying your whisky."
Kagome instantly sprang up from the now bloody women, "now thats just not fair."
"You don't even know what fair means."
"...I still get my whisky right?"
Inuyasha let out a low chuckle, "if all my recruits make it out of this room with you, alive then I'll but you whatever fucking whisky you want."
Kagome nodded then looked back to the women still on the floor, "damnit bitch get the hell up if you cant take a punch or two from me, there is no way in hell your surviving here...I punch pretty much everyone."
This earned a few chuckles and a pat on the head from Inuyasha, "and If any of you do manage to land a punch on Kagome...well I wish you luck. she likes her...toys to put up a good fight."
When Inuyasha left Kagome turned back to the group glaring, "lets get one thing straight, I am Inuyasha's girlfriend not his slut. that was Kikyo before I came along, but she'll be dead in nine months anyways. Anywho I read your files so I know whatever shit I need to about you people, so...show me what you can do, If I want to fight one on one with you I will, oh and dweeb," she pointed to a tall lanky male no more than nineteen, "you come over here and do some shit Shippo gave me and teach me how to use more than texting on my cellphone. Your here for your brain use it."
The tall lanky male, Arato was his name according to his file, walked up to her cautiously and took the panel she held out to him, "uhm so...I just do whats on here?"
She nodded, "yup Shippo said there wee directions on there and a timer starts when you do."
He nodded, "okay...so when I finish?"
"teach me about my phone."
"...you dont know how to properly work a cellphone?"
She glared at him, "I grew up in the War Zone, all I know is how to kill, how to fight, how to run, how to survive. Cellphones weren't exactly something on my mind, I didn't even knew they actually existed until I saw one."
He nodded, "okay..Ill just get started then."
"good." she turned back to watch the others fight, going one on one with a few of them to assess their skills.
It took a little over three hours, too long in Kagome's opinion, before she could say she had properly placed them. She walked over to the phone on the side of the wall and picked it up, Arato still doing something on her cellphone..he said he could change her background and she insisted he did. She dialed Inuyasha's number and didn't get a chance to open her mouth before a rather annoyed 'what the fuck do you wan't' was practically shouted in her ear through the phone. She narrowed her eyes at the wall, annoyed, "thats it we are so not fucking tonight." The new recruits who had been cooling down with waters and sports drinks -Kagome hated those things- collectively choked. causing her to turn around and glare at them.
She tuned back in to Inuyasha's rant, "...If someone hadn't blown up my shit I would not be working my ass off to cover yours!"
She grinned at the new recruits, "maybe I don't like having my ass covered."
The beginning of an approving growl sounded in her ear before abruptly stopping, Kagome could just picture him shaking his head in annoyance, "Not funny pet."
"Im not trying to be funny I'm perfectly serious." She sighed, "Look I have the new recruits all settled in I was supposed to call you after right?"
"where the hell is your cellphone? at least then I wouldn't have snapped at you."
She laughed, "I know scruffy but it was interesting to see how you treat your little minions when they bother you, oh and Arato has my phone. I like him."
Inuyasha growled dangerously on the other line, "who the fuck is Arato."
"fuck Yash don't growl at me. Arato is my lover."
An audible snarl sounded from the phone through the room causing everyone to freeze. Arato looked like he was about to pass out.
Kagome held the phone away from her ear and glared at it, "dammit! I was fucking kidding! like hell I would fuck one of those techy dudes. they make me feel stupid. that and you know...my uh problem. He's just giving me a new phone background...I didn't know you could do that. this is what happens when you don't teach me things because your busy! all I know is how to kill shit and textbook stuff...electronics are not my friend."
The snarling stopped, "your fine, its not like you really use that crap."
She grinned devilishly, "you want me to try deleting photo's on your laptop again?"
Silence, followed by a sigh, "...Ill come see my knew recruits now."
Kagome laughed and then hung up with a quick goodbye, turning back to a room who was currently starring at her. she frowned, "What?"
Arato shrugged, "that was super confusing...but what happened when you tried deleting photos from the bosses laptop?"
Kagome laughed, "oh It's not what happened but how I tried to do it. I tried to delete them the same way I delete people, shoving a knife through it. apparently the internet is immune to knifes. fuckin technology."
Arato smiled slightly, "you know Kagome you are one barbaric human."
She shrugged, "Inuyasha likes my animal side and lets me lie around wherever I want because of it. besides life is absolutely no fun if you cant lie around naked polishing your knives wherever the fuck you want or ripping apart your boyfriends apartment when your pissed."
"And that people, is the wisdom of Kagome do yourself a favor and make sure your damn good at running before you try doing anything like her. Pet."
She looked over him lazily, "yes?"
"They really don't need to imagine you naked."
She shrugged, "everyone else does, they just try not to even look in my vicinity when your around."
Inuyasha frowned, he would have to keep a closer eye on his men...not that he could blame them for wondering what Kagome looked like naked, it was one of the reasons he let her live after all. He smirked, curiosity killed the cat my ass. Then remembering what he was supposed to do, snatched Kagome's cell phone from the nerd holding it, glanced at her background, and chuckled, "cute." He tossed her her cell before looking around the room.
Kagome caught her phone and grinned at the picture she had chosen; a white, snarling, Inu Shiba puppy. She laughed, "I know right?"
He shook his head at her, "Oh and did I tell you you have another interview? a magazine this time."
Kagome blinked at him, "...why didn't you say no?"
"Because, we have to do those every now and then. They wanted you and I was happy it means I can avoid it. So smile for the camera, pull some of that fake charm out of your ass, and don't spill any secrets."
She glared at him, "I don't like my photo taken."
He rolled his eyes, "you get your own stylist."
"I dont like my photo taken."
"they have free food."
"I don't like my photo taken."
Inuyasha turned to look at her, "Ill take you to dinner wherever you want."
She looked at him for a moment, "...still don't really like my photo taken."
"and Ill buy you that bottle of scotch you saw in that magazine."
"...I love you and I love photos."
Inuyasha chuckled lightly, "attagirl. just don't kill anyone, your booze is in the apartment by the way."
She furrowed her brows, "but.."
"Oh I bought it anyways, I just thought it was a good bargaining chip, and we were going to dinner after anyways as well in case you were wondering."
Kagome narrowed her eyes at him, "I am-"
"you have an hour. thirty minute's if you count how long it takes you to drive there."
She practically growled at him, "I. Hate. You."
He replied with a smiled and pointed to the door watching her as she walked out of the room, when the doors shut he turned back to the new recruits, "Okay so first thing I always do now is warn people about Kagome, if she is bored, annoyed, angry, sometimes even happy, she might just kill you. it will take a while but eventually you learn most of the things that will get you stabbed...although there is always something new. She is highly ranked for a reason, she's fast, smart, a great liar, sneaky, and has knowledge about the war zones no one else does. If she smiles at you, I suggest you run for your life...without actually running or looking afraid I'm pretty sure she can sense fear and loves to chase her food. Point is she's fucking crazy and still hates the gangs...Including us."
The women in the group frowned, "your fucking a traitor?"
Inuyasha gave her a cold stare, "no. I'm dating a women who looks out for her own and herself. who happens to also be loyal to me. not that its any of your concern."
The women didn't seem to take the hint, "I don't think she can be loyal to you but disloyal to the Blood Hounds."
Inuyasha's lip curled back as a warning growl rumbled in his chest, "I am not my gang and what the fuck I chose to do is none of your business, I would hate for you to bleed out and die on your first day."
She silenced after that and the boy who had Kagome's phone spoke next, "Kagome seemed fine today...not as uh violent as you described, maybe just a bit off."
Inuyasha grinned, mostly to himself, "ah yeah, thats because I drugged her coffee this morning."
The roomed looked at him and spoke collectively, "what?"
"The moment she," he pointed to the women, "basically called Kagome a whore she usually would have been dead, beaten to death or beaten then stabbed repeatedly. And the moment I told her she had an interview she would have started throwing shit and then you people would have had to sit here and watch as we hurled insults, equipment, weapons, and fists at each other, probably destroying the whole room, just ask one of my men about her temper...well our temper collectively is the worst, but hell I love it when she's violent. so today after she went off on a group of people and killed them I drugged her coffee, calming her a bit. your welcome."
The room stared at him blankly barely believing what they were hearing.
An hour later with Kagome.
Kagome blinked at the two women before her. Kagura and Yura she was told. Her hand itched to put a knife in both their eye's, Kagura was apparently a member from The Spiders while Yura was from West Kingdom. The magazine was going to interview the three and apparently have a poll on which gang had the hottest female member. along with what gang was japans favorite. It was sexist and annoying and she was going to kill Inuyasha for making her do this, but she hated losing and backing down from any challenge. so...here she was staring at the other two women wearing a black floor length gown that melded to her body like a second skin. Kagura was it what looked like a very expensive traditional Kimono while Yura was in a very suggestive high-low gown. Their stylists had each taken them to the back rooms to pick tut formal wear and she guessed thats what the other girls wanted.
As it was explained to her, The girls would all have to do formal wear, fighting gear -Kagome was glad she had worn hers here to spite Inuyasha-, swimwear, and a costume/outfit to represent their gang. for the last one she had no idea what she wanted to do...she just knew if she was going to beat these two other insanely beautiful bitches it would have to be awesome. The magazine also said that the three would have to take a group photo for the magazine cover, in their cosplay. She sighed and watched as Yura took her photos, looking completely seductive, the polar opposite of the elegance Kagura showed when having her photo's taken. Kagome had no clue what to do...so when it came to her turn, she decided to just be her and hope for the best. this vain crap wasn't like her anyways.
One gown, her fighting clothes, and a rather provocative one piece swimsuit torn to only cover her stomach, breasts, and lower region later. she sat with her stylist listening to the older women rattle off costume ideas that Kagome personally thought was stupid and not Blood Houndish at all. then it hit her, everything she remember hearing about the bloodhounds always led back to one thing, and that was what she was going to do. after ratting off her list of desired things to her stylist she grinned. The women looked at her as if she was crazy, "I think that might get you killed."
She frowned, "just do it."
The women nodded and scurried off.
Two hours later
Kagome grinned as she caught her own amber gaze in the mirror, she had always wondered what it would be like to be Inuyasha. The high and mighty, famous, dangerous, hanyo, who's name was always whispered on the streets as she was growing up.
As she walked out of the changing room, everyone froze. None of them had expected the sight before them. Kagome had been spray tanned professionally to the same golden hue of Inuyasha's skin, her eyes were the same amber thanks to the contacts, fake claws had been placed on both her finger and toe nails painted red, a red bikini top barly covering her chest, matching the strings of her red thong poking out of the sides of her black denim low rider shorts. She twirled finger around a strand waist length silver hair, smiling when she felt on of her mood sensing silver ears twitch. She was so keeping this.
She offered the room a half grin with her ruby red lips, a single fang peaking out, "feh. you idiots have a problem."
They all shook their head in shock that not only did she make a fem version of the Blood Hound's leader but decided to imitate him too, she winked a heavily lined eye and she swore one guy had a nose bleed.
She walked up to the photo thing and took in the other girls costumes, Yura sported a glittering crescent moon jewelry all over her body and a tight white dress with fur trim, while Kagura wore a tight dress high low that looked like a Black Widow's body, the back of it fanning out in what looked like spider webs, a spider web fan in her hand. the three gathered for their last group shot. Yura snorted at Kagome, "Damn girl you got guts."
Kagura nodded, "I would surly be murdered if I was to try something like that."
Kagome laughed, "Yeah well I don't really think baboon is your color."
The two women chuckled despite their earlier resolves to despise on another.
chapter fini. yes I wrote a filler chapter, but hey next chapter we learn more about Kagome's views on inuyasha as she grew up. and what do ya'll think Inu is going to think of his fem version? personally I love it.