Author's Note: Oh yes….Tyger took long time doing this, sigh. She kept wanting to tweak it, but she's going to leave it as is now. The ending may seem off-ish but blah!

This pick-up line was suggested to me by LazyKitty, so I took it and ran with it! Something highly amusing came out of it and I'm giggling to see what you all think! Thank you for your patience!

"Do you have a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you."

Knock.

Listen.

Teleport.

"Kai!"

The coast was clear, good.

Kakashi slowly snuck across the room, with the utmost care, for this was a mission he could not mess up. Too much was on the line.

Quickly checking the area once more, he flicked the lights on. He was close now. Almost ready, he thought.

This mission was one of his more perilous ones - at least an A-rank. If Kakashi were to be caught, it would mean dire consequences for the Copy-nin: torture, death, or even worse, no sex.

His heart racing, Kakashi quickly darted across the floor, rapidly closing the distance to the target. 5 meters, 3, 1 more…

Luck was with him today! And how lucky he was, Kakashi reflected, as he dug through the bottom of the closet and grabbed his objective. All his hard work was going to pay off, but he had to be quick, the target would return soon!

With trembling hands, Kakashi pulled out the pieces of clothing, sliding them on soundlessly as he kept on high alert for sounds of the door opening. After all, he had to leave no presence of his entry. That was the shinobi way. But first things first...

Set-up!

Ah, the brilliance! The creativity! The absolutely hottest thing he'd ever thought up!

Kakashi grinned as took tight reign over his chakra, until it was nearly nonexistent. The key was in the surprise. He sighed inaudibly, already itching to skip to more…Icha Icha-like scenarios.

But no! Kakashi could not afford to fail this mission, even if the outcome could possibly lead to months on the couch; he was going to take the risks. It was a 50-50 chance of a lifetime.

"Kakashi?"

The pale haired jounin froze in place, listening with glee as the noises his targ—lover moved closer and closer to the bedroom. Dexterous fingers switched on the music just as the door open and Kakashi jumped forward from his hiding place.

"Kak—what the hell! Is that a police costume?"

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

Kakashi advanced on his obviously dazed and awestruck lover, hips swaying enticingly and an idiotic grin on his face.

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

Iruka yelped as he found himself lying on his back with Kakashi leaning over him, "Happy Birthday Ruru."

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan

Kakashi moved back, grinning as he flung his hips side-to-side with the music and flicked open his shirt buttons, flinging it over Iruka's startled face.

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

Kakashi was failing to hold in his snicker as he tugged his shirt off Iruka's face and tossed it behind him, before running his own fingers slickly down his muscular chest. The whole get-up had been entirely worth the look on his lover's face at this very moment.

"Oh…my…God…" Iruka gasped, choking down laughter now that he had registered what was going on.

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk

"Stop, stop!" Iruka cried out, stumbling off the bed to press the off button just as Kakashi unzipped his zipper.

The jounin blinked and froze, one leg still stuck in his trousers, black silk g-string glimmering before Iruka's wide eyes and a pout on his face.

"Rukaaa...don't you like my present?" he whined, kicking the pants off and pouncing his lover.

Iruka rolled his eyes, finger poking cautiously at the police cap precariously balanced on the silver haired jounin's head. He proceeded to give Kakashi a rather seductive look.

"Actually, I love the present. I just wanted to fast forw—"

"Ha! I knew there was a reason I fell in love with you!"

"Kakashi!"