A/N: Yeah, I know the last chapter was short. That's another reason I don't write.
"I'll help you write!" Pinkie Pie says.
"AAAHH!" I scream. "Where did you come from?"
"Well, when a mommy pony and a daddy pony-"
"No, I mean..." I stuttered. "HOW did you get to be in this location?"
"Well, my friend Twilight, she made this potion that amplifies somepony's special talent! See, Twilight's really good with magic," Pinkie said. "I mean REALLY good. Why, she once even gave another of my friends wings! WINGS! Can you even believe that? I mean, levitating somepony is cool enough, but she-"
"STOP! Gah! Stop! I just asked about how you got here!" I said, hiding behind my chair. And for good reason. I have had a serious fear and/or dislike for Pinkie Pie. Her randomness, lack of loyalty to physics, even her voice... I just... don't like it.
"Oh, that's why you don't like me," Pinkie said, her face falling. "That's okay, I still like you! In fact, I could even help you write! I saw above that you needed help with writing!"
"Wait, how did you know that I needed help... oh."
Next chapter: Genres!