"No Wendell, I will not have that perverted race step foot into our room. We already have Carl," josh said.
"In two weeks this wont even be our room, besides we only have to prove we accept nonwhites. If we were to have them join then expel them, we would legally be considered an equal opportunity club, or something like that" replied Wendell. "and, despite my friends perversions he is a respected member of this club, and I hope you reminder that." Despite the lack of body language, Wendell was able to determine that josh had barely tolerated Wendell's proposal for a minority member in his club. Josh had retired from the computer and had walked over to the bookshelf, to immerse himself in the large number of books predating the 1900s.
"So Wendell, how will you explain this to Elizabeth?" Carl asked
"Eh lizy is rather new to the club, so it's not really her choice," Wendell explained "she wants to pout like josh did, let her. This wasn't my call in the first place."
"Not a true nationalist either, just your average racist with no class whatsoever. Then again, Wendell practically has the personality of a Jew, but then he actually loves the white race and isn't in because of hate. So I guess she is worse than him," Josh thought aloud.
"I can here you..." Wendell said in a deadpan manner.
"So how will we get them to join our club before Cody gets to them?" Carl interrupted.
"Easy, we friend them. If they find out before we are able to seal the deal the only thing that would work is giving them an offer they can't refuse" Wendell said.
"But what if they don't know english?" Carl asked.
"Pft, not even the school is dumb enough to allow that, and if they are, I happen to know Japanese" Wendell boasted.
"Uh huh" Carl said understandingly as he went to sit in one of the desks.
Back in the hall way ms, Coltvin had finished describing her master plan to Cody and Keith. Although Cody said he would rather just burn the club down, the idea of completely humiliating Wendell and ruining his reputation was to good a opportunity to pass off. Keith thought it would be better not to completely ruin Wendell and his friends, but rather attempt to educate them. His ideas fell on death ears.
"If they could be educated, it would have been done back when I was his english teacher, I had to fight that piece of shit so much that every day we would have arguments over the simplest quote in a book. That was before to kill the mocking bird, afterwords was hell. I think you both know what happened half way through that book", ms. Coltvin said.
Cody chuckled "yes you had a mental breakdown and screamed that you would kill him if he continued, I believe you lost your license?"
"Yes, now it is time for Wendell Hoover to face his crimes of racism and hate" she replied with a rather inhuman grin on her face.
"I don't believe a teacher should call a student such a name, he may be irredeemable, but as Christians should we hate a man back, Jesus told us to turn the other cheek." Keith replied.
"That demon is not a man and you know it, in fact you called him a demon" Cody said.
"I shouldn't have, I said those words out of spite. Of course he also shouldn't have been claiming that I was lying about my great grandparents during you know..." Keith said sadly looking down.
"This should never happen. I agree to your plan, I will get it in full motion with the rest of the group. Thank you ms. Coltvin" Cody said with determination as he walked away
Back in Japan, Tsukasa and Kagami had finished packing. The two were exhausted from packing their clothes and were stretched out over the bed. Kagami knew she needed to go to Konata's, but at the moment she thought, why bother? It isn't her fault that Konata was stu... No not stupid but... Irresponsible enough to lose the tickets. Of course she was consciously saying that she should try to find them.
The phone rang, the number belonging to no other than a mischievous otaku: Konata. Kagami humored the call and picked up the phone.
"Uh... They were sorta in my pocket all along" Konata said.
Kagami, pissed off by the fact she had just worked overtime to get her sister ready, yelled "why didn't you check that first?"
"Dunno"
"What do you mean you 'don't know' that should be your first place to look! Whatever I guess I will meet you and the others at the airport, bye"
"Bye, kagamine..."
"What I say about calli... She hanged up."