Disclaimer: Me: I have managed to get Travis stuck on Fairy Tail. Now... I shall rule the world! Starting with PJO!

Katie: Travis! Get off the internet! You're attracting monsters!

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *is overwhelmed my monsters* HELP ME!

Travis: She doesn't own PJO or HOO.

About: Katie gives Travis a list of things he cannot do. Travis' answer? YOLO!

Time: Sometime before the Second Titan War. Tratie is not together.

*Sword Art Online II's opening song plays(it's beautiful BTW)*

Travis' POV:

"Travis!"

I turned around at the sound of a very familiar voice calling my name. Katie walked up to me, shoving a piece of paper in my face.

"You," she accused. "have been causing a lot of problems around camp!"

I laughed, seeing her furious look. I could understand why she was mad. Her cabin was the one getting pranked the most these days.

I had even kissed her to get away from her wrath one day. Yeah, she was pissed.

What? Don't look at me like that! I had to! No, I don't like her!

I took the paper from her hands, watching Katie tap her foot impatiently. I leaned against the tree behind me and began reading.

50 Things Travis Stoll Is Not Allowed To Do

I laughed, bending over as I read the title.

"It's not a joke! Read it!" Katie commanded.

"Okay, okay." I chuckled.

1. Do not shoot arrows at Chiron's butt.

I snickered. That was Percy's job.

2. Lighting the Hephaestus cabin on fire is not funny.

That was not my idea. I thought to myself.

3. Sticking Christmas lights on the Apollo cabin with super glue after is Christmas is not allowed.

I chuckled again, and Katie glared at me. "Alright, alright. I'll be serious."

4. Annoying the Big Three children until they can't handle it is not nice, and very dangerous.

I slowly turned to look at Katie, who was fixing me with a dark stare.

"Um..." was all I could say. I knew it was dangerous, but it sure was fun!

5. Hitting on all the girls at Camp all at once does not make you attractive.

I tried my hardest not to blush. Just because I'd kissed a few girls didn't mean I was a player!

6. Changing the Aphrodite kid's conditioner with blue hair dye will not make them happy.

That was genius.

7. Stealing Drew's underwear is not okay.

That girl had some crazy undergarments. Who knew there could be so much lace on a bra?

8. Saying that the first Sunday of each month is 'Seduce the Nymphs Day' is not okay.

Boy, those nymphs sure played hard to get.

9. It is not okay to say that Rachel and Percy are having an affair when within Annabeth's earshot. Especially if Rachel is with her.

That did not turn out pretty.

10. You may not try to pick up Athena kids by dressing up and acting like Peeta Mellark.

I just wanted to see if it would work(it didn't)!

11. There is no relationship between Clarisse and Percy's underwear.

That was funny.

12. No one's cereal is out to get you!

That was Connor's idea. Pretty lame, right?

13. Demeter is not in a relationship with cereal and neither are her children.

Katie was so mad about that.

14. Hitting on Dionysus will disturb and scar the other campers.

Ugh! That old geezer ate it all up!

15. Just stop putting up speakers around camp and singing(no matter what song it is).

I laughed and Katie kicked my leg. She was now reading over my shoulder.

16. Grover is not cheating on Juniper with anyone, not even a tin can.

Katie smelled like strawberries.

17. Asking little girls(in a creepy voice) if they're into guys like you is disturbing and will make you seem like a pedophile.

No... Katie's skin smelled like strawberries, and her hair was scented like vanilla.

18. Acting like Miley Cyrus, Nikki Minaj or Madonna is not allowed.

I could feel her breath on my cheek.

19. Dressing up like Clarisse and acting like a destructive maniac will not end well.

She was right there...

20. Chiron does not appreciate being asked for 'Pony rides'. Not even by little girls.

I could feel Katie's skin against my arm. It was smooth and soft.

21. It is not nice to scream 'run for your lives' when Clarisse comes into the area.

Why was Katie wearing such a revealing tank top? It wasn't even that hot.

22. Hera does not like being reminded that Zeus is her brother.

I could feel Katie's breasts pressing against my arm.

23. You can't get pregnant from Percy's water fountain, no matter how much you try!

I was barely paying attention to the words on the paper.

24. Blaming everything on Grover will not always work.

Katie's hair slid over my shoulder.

25. Accusing Dionysus of being in cahoots with Kronos will not end well.

Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Katie swallow and bite her lip.

26. If poking people repeatedly means you are studying them, then no one wants to be studied.

Who knew Katie's breasts were really that big?

27. There is no need to be worried about oranges molesting you. It will not happen.

For some reason, my breath was coming out quick and heavy, but I couldn't help but crack a smile.

28. Making a 'vampire army' during Capture The Flag will not help you.

Why was I still reading this?

29. The Oracle has not become a cannibal. Telling Chiron that just to see his reaction is not worth the trouble.

Really? Those shorts were tiny!

30. Chiron does not carry a grenade with him, for gods' sake! Do not run around the mortal world announcing news that is not true.

Was she trying to seduce me?

31. Claiming to end gender ruled choices is not an excuse for stealing girls' underwear and running through camp wearing it.

I tried to ignore Katie and read through the paper as best as I could.

32. Being Barbie isn't all it's cut out to be, so stop trying.

Oh, I remember that phase! Katie was a big part of it. Wait, why was everything revolving around Katie?

33. If you want to be sexy, learn from Percy.

Did Katie think Percy was hot?

34. Whether Will is into incest or not does not need to be announced to public.

That was payback for flirting with a certain someone.

35. No matter how skilled you are, trying to copy the Apollo cabin's music may result in ear damage to everyone listening.

We weren't that bad! Just trying to impress a few girls...

36. Percy looks fine with black hair. Dying his hair blond while he is asleep with only get you drenched in water and stuck in the infirmary.

I wondered what hair colour Katie liked?

37. You cannot fly! Get over it!

I had quickly learned that lesson.

38. The Athena cabin does not want fake spiders for their birthdays.

I had gotten a real beating from Annabeth. Thankfully, Katie had visited me sometimes.

39. The Athena cabin does not want real spiders for their birthdays.

The only reason I was glad that Katie had been around was because I could bug her. That was all.

40. Telling Athena that Percy and Annabeth have chosen you to be the groomsmen at their wedding will not please her.

Katie's eyes followed my path of gaze and she gently slapped my arm when she realized I wasn't paying attention.

41. Soaking the Poseidon cabin will not do anyone any good. Percy will not get wet, but he will put you in the infirmary.

I was surprised Katie hadn't slapped me for my wandering eyes yet. What? I couldn't help it!

42. When a girl rejects you, and you think she's playing hard to get, have you ever considered that she might not be into you?

Why wouldn't anyone like me?

43. Malcolm and Annabeth are not in a relationship, and there is no need to yell that out during lunch.

I couldn't help but smirk. A lot of girls liked Malcolm, but the one he liked always ignored him. Ha!

44. Sometimes people are in realtionships, and you can get hurt from hitting on them while their partner can see is dangerous.

Why are you looking at me like that? I would never do that to anyone! Especially not Katie!

45. Stating that little girls have cute butts will result in you looking like a pedophile.

Well, Katie's not that much younger...

46. Saying that you were looking for Voldemort is not an excuse for the raiding the kitchen.

Well... He could be real...

47. You are not from the hood! Get over it!

I glanced at Katie again as she bit her lip. She looked kind of bored.

48. It is kind of hard to make love to a cookie, so Tantalus cannot have done that.

A cookie, huh... What about girls who hate you?

49. Asking Lou to take off Dionysus' nose so he looks like Voldemort is unacceptable.

Katie's lips were strangely red...

50. Kissing random girls is not allowed. Especially Katie Gardner.

I stared at Katie again from the corner of my eyes. She had leaned back against the tree and closed her eyes, relaxing.

She looked so pretty...

I glanced back at the sheet of paper. It was obvious now Katie had wrote this.

But... I was a son of Hermes. It was in my blood to obey.

Well, there was a chance I was going to get slapped anyway...

I leaned over and pressed my lips firmly to Katie's. She jerked up with a start, but I didn't move.

"What are you doing?" she yelled as I pulled away. "Can't you read?"

I grinned, even though I knew I was in trouble.

"YOLO!"

Okay, so, this turned out being a lot dirtier than I wanted it to, so sorry guys.

I had been swarmed with projects lately, so I couldn't update. Either way, one more chapter left to go!