I know it's been so freakishly long since I updated any of my fics. My computer broke and my dad just gave me one of his 4. Yay! Anyways here's the chapter.
Monday morning at Ichigo's
"Ichigo get your lazy ass up!" Karin yelled up the stairs. Ichigo moaned.
"No I have 2 hours still!" he yelled back at her.
"No you don't you have to be at school in 20 minutes!" she yelled back, after she yelled that he got up from his bed, and got dressed quickly, brushed his teeth, and packed his bags for the field trip. 'damn why didn't I pack last night?!' he mentally cursed. He finally finished packing and went down stairs.
"Dad can you give me a ride? I don't wanna leave my Monte Carlo in the school parking lot for like 2 weeks." Ichigo explained. His dad nodded and grabbed his keys. Ichigo walked out to his dad's car.
They drove for a while, and finally got to the school. Ichigo said good bye to his dad and got out of the car and walked towards the school. He saw Renji out side of his homeroom. And the principal, Mr. Kuchiki standing there brushing his hair.
"Yo! Principal Kuchiki, looking forward to the trip?" Ichigo asked. Byakuya frowned.
"Unfortunately, I can't go, I have a photo shoot, almost everyone of those days." He said.
Morning at Toushiro's house
"Wake up Shiro!" Ayame said, Toushiro sat up and looked at her.
"I'm up. Unfortunately." He said, as he stretched his arms, and yawned. He walked over to the dresser, and realized all of his clothes was already packed. So he grabbed the outfit that he wore yesterday and put it on.
"Eww." Ayame said, he rolled his eyes.
"What, I'm naked or I wore this yesterday?" he asked looking at her, with a slightly confused face.
"Both!" she yelled, Toushiro put his finger to her lips, and said 'shh'.
"Their still asleep." He whispered.
"And besides, I didn't do anything yesterday that would make these clothes dirty."
"We went to the park." She said matter-of-factly.
"We did go to the park, but I didn't do anything." He said, she sighed.
"Boy logic." She muttered, he glared at her.
"Whats it to ya? Didn't you know boys brains develop slower that girls? Wait that's not helping my cause. I take that back." She started giggling, he rolled his eyes and walked out of the room with a vein popping out of his forehead. He was now in the kitchen/dining room/ living room, and saw his parents. He immediately looked away. 'shit I didn't know they would be back now.' He thought as he grabbed his stuff and headed for the door.
"Wait, shithead!" his mom yelled, he stopped, and turned to face them.
"Yeah?" he asked, his mom glared at him, and threw a something at him. He wasn't sure what it was, but it hurt. It hit him in the face, he winced at the pain. 'damn it! Did I just flinch?' he asked himself, apparently she didn't notice it. He sighed in relief.
"Go! I don't wanna see you for 2 weeks! And don't worry about your precious little siblings! They'll be fine." She said evilly, he turned around and a scowl immediately formed on his face. He let a low growl escape his lips as he walked down the stairs to get out of the apartment complex.
After a while of walking, he reached the school, and walked inside.
"Toushiro! You're here!" Ichigo yelled, Toushiro Smiled. He looked as if something were wrong, but that seemed to fade away as Renji poked him in the back.
"Shiro! Whats up? I CAN'T WAIT THIS'LL BE SO FREAKIN AWESOME! WE ARE SO GONNA PRANK KIRA! HE SO DESERVES IT!" Renji yelled.
"Oh guys did you see that bruise on Kira's cheek?" Ichigo asked, Toushiro nodded and smiled.
"Did you do that?" Renji asked, Toushiro shook his head.
"No, my little sister Miki did!" Toushiro said with a smile on his face, Ichigo started cracking up. Kira walked behind him, and slapped him.
"Give that to your daughter!" he yelled, Toushiro glared at him.
"For the last time she's not my daughter! She'd my sister!" Toushiro yelled back, his glare getting even meaner.
"Alright, everyone's here! Get on the busses!" Ukitake, the geography teacher, and teacher that was in charge of the field trip said. Momo was looking around for Rukia, Matsumoto, Orihime and, Tatsuki.
"Hi guys! Rukia can I sit with you on the bus?" she asked, Rukia frowned.
"I'm sorry, me an Matsumoto are sitting next to each other." Rukia explained. She looked at Orihime and Tatsuki, who frowned. Momo frowned too, then thought of Kira.
"Kira! Can I sit with you?" she asked, he smiled, and nodded. 'yay! Finally someone who doesn't already have someone to sit with!' Momo thought. They walked to the bus.
"Ugh! WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!!!!" The all to familiar voice of Moeru screamed. Toushiro turned around, to look at her.
"THERE YOU ARE!!!!!! I TOLD YOU GIVE ME A RIDE RENJI ABARAI!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.
"Sorry, I forgot, and are you ok?" Renji apologized.
"YOU FORGOT?!!!!!! AND NO I'M NOT OK! IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE! MY HAIR DRYER ALMOST BLEW UP BECAUSE OF ONE OF MY STUPID SISTERS PRANKS, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF! I HAVE MY DAMN PERIOD!!!!!!!!!! SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed in his ear. Ichigo muttered 'great there goes our trip.'
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I said, that sucks, c'mon lets get on the bus!" he lied. She glared at him.
"Uhh, Moeru, please calm down." Soifon said.
"GRRR! YOU WANT CALM? I AM FU… FREAKIN CALM!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed, then took in a deep breath and smiled. 'great, this'll be Ayame and Miki in a few years, if the keep talking to Moeru.' Toushiro thought, as he massaged his temples. He sighed and walked off towards the bus, following Moeru the whole time. He didn't dare pass up the pmsing Moeru. They got to the bus, Moeru sat down in the very back row. Everyone that was sitting there ran to other seats. No one wanted to cross Moeru when she had her period. Toushiro, Renji, Hisagi, and Ichigo always claimed the back row. Everyone that sat there before they got there usually got a black eye, courtesy of Moeru. And if she had her period, may 2 black eyes, a bloody nose and a numb face. The five sat down Moeru sat in the middle, with Renji on her left, Toushiro on the right, Hisagi next to Renji, and Ichigo next to Toushiro. They were usually seen like this, or very close to this. Moeru considered her and Toushiro the leaders of the group.
They were in the bus for a while. Momo was leaning on Kira's arm, sleeping. The bus came to a stop in front of a rest area. Because of a comment Renji made earlier. The second most famous words on road trips. 'I HAVE TO PEE!!!!!'
"Ok Renjo! GET YA FAT ASS UP AND GO PEE BEFORE THAT PEE ENDS UP ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Moeru screamed in Renji's ear.
"You called me 'Renjo'" Renji whinned.
"YA AND? I'LL CALL YOU WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO!!!!!!!!" She screamed back. Renji sweat dropped.
"Now, now, Moeru calm down." Ukitake said. Momo woke up and blushed when she saw shw was leaning on Kira.
"Hi, Kira." She muttered, Kira smiled, and glared at Toushiro as he walked by. Toushiro paid no attention to it. That always made Kira mad, and Toushiro loved every minute of Kira's pissed off expression. Toushiro was laughing evilly on the inside. Moeru ran to the snack machine.
"OH MY GOD!!!!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! I'VE SOO BEEN CRAVING THIS SHIT!!!" she screamed as she shoved her money in the machine, and bought about 6 Hershey bars, 2 Twix, 4 Reese's and 2 Milky ways. Renji looked amazed that she was gonna eat all of it. Ichigo grabbed a Hershey bar from her, only to be bitch slapped, and Hershey-less. Ichigo was scared of her. Renji was cracking up.
SMACK!
Moeru slapped him too. Toushiro walked over to them, and saw the two of them on the ground, but didn't say anything. Some how he knew this would happen at one point during the trip.
"YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T EVER TRY TO STEAL MY CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR I WILL HAVE NO PROBLEM BITCH SLAPPING YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Ok, I think we've learned something, Never steal Moeru's chocolate.
Moeru: HELL YEAH!
Sorry for the long update. I couldn't think of anything to write. This chapter was for Merciless Ruby. I hope this was funny enough for everyone. Please Review! Thanks ;)