A/N: hey guys! I know its been forever! I sometimes can't help that...im working on a couple of different chapter and ideas for this story so this chapter is mainly going to be uhh...desperate filler? Idk imma be horrible to the boys and kaley and plankton and then next chapter imma be nice again! Haha alright on with it!
P.S. this is your only warning that there's gonna be some nastiness in this chapter {rude terms and vulgar language etc.}
"Hahaha" relates to mentions of Mr. Krabs
'Thoughts'
"Spoken"
Previously:
"How would you explain the sudden growth?" asked SpongeBob fully on board.
"Lab experiment, or something similar." Said Plankton.
"I don't like the idea of you doing that...but it's for them soo alright. I can do it at any time you're ready." Kaley said with a look at Plankton.
They plotted many hours into the night, so late in fact that both Plankton and Kaley had to stay overnight.
Present:
The next morning SpongeBob was up bright and early making breakfast for everyone happy now that they had decided to turn the spare room and office into two guest bedrooms along with the giant kitchen.
He was in the process of making a full breakfast with eggs sausages and pancakes/waffles the toast already made and settled into the oven to stay warm where slowly the other foods he was making were being stashed as well until the other occupants of the house woke up and came down.
The last waffle and pancake flipped and onto the plates that fallowed into the oven. He had some more batter in the fridge waiting in case anyone wanted more the eggs and sausages were next to fallow and then the coffee finished and the water for tea was hot so he made sure that the coffee wouldn't burn and the water wouldn't boil over.
Then he turned and looked at the table taking note of the maple syrup, butter, marmalade, jam, honey, milk, sugar, and fruits along with all that were the juices apple and orange along with the tea bags. He had the plates and cups stacked on the counter by the stove.
He turned away from the table and the kitchen all together at that point and started up the stairs. As he passed the guest room that his cousin had taken he heard some soft music and some shuffling as though she was still just getting ready for the day then again, this was the first time in a year or more that she'd had a proper vacation and he felt that she deserved a little late morning start...then again as he checked his watch he realized that it really was only about six-thirty in the morning so it still was relatively early.
He neared the master bedroom and turned the knob to peer into the room he noticed that Squidward was still asleep. So he slipped into the room and shut the alarm off it was about to go off anyway, and he leaned across the bed and gently shook Squidward awake.
"Hmm...?" Squidward mumbled as he rolled over and SpongeBob couldn't suppress the giggle that escaped.
"Come on Squidsy its time to get up. I've got breakfast ready." SpongeBob said as he reached over and shook him again, this time also leaning over to softly kiss him.
"Im...hmm...up...I think" replied Squidward as he stretched and sat up.
"Haha go take a quick shower im going to go wake the other two alright?" replied SpongeBob with one last kiss as he stood to leave the room.
"Hmmm alright sounds good...is that sausage I smell?" said/asked Squidward as he stood up.
"You know it!" replied SpongeBob with his megawatt smile.
He walked out of the bed room and to the study turned guest room to wake up Plankton.
He heard some movement inside the room as he approached so he softly knocked, and waited to be allowed entrance.
"Come in!" was called from the other side of the door.
"Good morning Plankton!" called SpongeBob as he opened the door.
"Morning SpongeBob, huuuh...darn." said Plankton with his back turned to SpongeBob.
"Oh...uh you're only in a towel. And what's with the sighing?" SpongeBob said as he spun around to give the now taller man a chance to get something on.
"Oh I just don't have any cloths...well besides underwear so you can turn around. You wouldn't happen to have anything would you?" Plankton said as he brushed lightly greenish teal hair out of his...eyes.
"Hmm maybe I'll go look, and nice look by the way." SpongeBob said as he turned to walk out of the room.
"Thanks, SpongeBob." Plankton called.
"You're welcome, also! Breakfast is ready when you make it down." SpongeBob called as he walked out of the room.
He stepped into the hall closing the door behind him, he bumped into Squidward on his way downstairs.
"Hey Sponge, what's up?" Squidward asked.
"Hmm nothing Squidy I've just got to go get Kaley then we can all go down to, but I have a favor to ask." SpongeBob said as he looked at Squidward.
"What's up?" Squidward asked with a concerned look.
"Could you maybe find some form of clothing for plankton? Preferably male..." SpongeBob trailed off with a small smile.
"Haha of course SpongeBob. You go wake up Kaley and ill go and look to see what we have...hmm maybe shopping..." Squidward trailed off as he wandered to the closet of wonders.
'Closet of wonders...as in we both always wonder what we might find in there...hmm that was a scary look...definitely going to get out of that shopping trip...not' SpongeBob thought as he walked over to the spare room turned guest room to get Kaley for breakfast.
He got to the door of the second guest room and he stopped to listen the soft music still playing and the movement still heard only now he could tell that the music that was playing was actually there music...the music he and kaley had recorded right before the one fight between his aunt and mother that had his aunt moving. They had had a band.
He knocked softly on the door and the movement stopped.
"Just a second!" was called in a slightly hurried and breathless way.
The door opened and Kaley appeared breathless read faced and hair a mess.
"Oh! Good morning SpongeBob come on in!" Kaley said as she tried to flatten her hair the soft music still playing in the background.
"Good morning! I didn't think that cd had survived..." said SpongeBob a small wistful smile on his face.
"It did if only because I hid it in the box that mom refused to even look at. Anyways what's up?" said Kaley as she walked over to the cd player/stereo/radio and shut it off.
"I wanted to let you know that breakfast is ready whenever you are." SpongeBob said as he watched her carefully place the cd back into its case.
"Alright I'll be down in a minute I just have to fix my hair and maybe do my make-up...hmm...I'll be down in...Ten to fifteen minutes. Ok?" said/asked Kaley as she turned to the make-up table in the corner.
"Alright see you down there." SpongeBob said as he turned to leave the room.
He closed the door then turned to start heading to the kitchen. He saw Squidward leaving Planktons room.
"Did you manage to find him something?" asked SpongeBob as he waited for Squidward to catch up.
"Yeah I found him something...how Kaley?" Squidward stated then fallowed with his own question as he walked up to SpongeBob.
"She's good, she was listening to our cd...that was shocking..." said SpongeBob as they descended the stairs.
"That's good." Said Squidward.
They separated at the bottom of the stairs SpongeBob went to go pull the stuff out of the oven because it had been almost the whole time that Kaley had said shed need and Squidward went to get the paper.
As SpongeBob pulled the frying pans and serving platters from the oven to set them out were they could be reached he started to hear Plankton and Kaley talking heading down the stairs. As soon as he had placed the last dish on the stove or counter he heard a loud voice.
"SPONGEBOB! YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME OUT HERE!" Squidward called.
"You're going to wake the whole neighborhood now what's with all the yel...ling" SpongeBob started walking over to the front door where Squidward was standing slack jawed.
What he saw made him drop the dish towel he was whipping his hands on.
"Who would do this? Who could be like this?" asked SpongeBob in a faint voice.
"Im not sure Sponge im really not." Replied Squidward.
The noise at the entrance to the house had drawn Plankton and Kaley and they both softly gasped at what they saw.
Someone had apparently come into their yard sometime last night and had smashed all the windows in both the boat-mobile, and wrote various horrible words on them after along with after a quick look the outside of the house.
"Im going to call the cops..." said Kaley as she walked into the house.
Both SpongeBob and Squidward merely nodded not able to formulate words. Plankton grabbed them by the arms and led them inside to the kitchen where he sat them down and simply stated...
"We can't let all this good food go to waste right?" as he dished stuff out for both of them and himself and kaley.
"Well they said they'd be here in about twenty minutes. Thanks Plankton." Kaley said as she walked into the kitchen then as she sat and Plankton handed her some food.
Nobody was really able to eat they all just mostly picked at the food on their plates not really tasting it but knowing that they should eat just a little even if they didn't want to.
"Just so you two know WHEN they catch the ass who did this I'll be representing you I refuse to let some lesser lawyer represent you in a case like this and there will be legal proceedings..." Kaley stated about fifteen minutes later.
They had all gone to the living room and were softly sipping there various beverages.
"Thanks Kaley really." Squidward said as SpongeBob was still un-able to talk.
About five minutes of silence later there was a knock on the front door and Plankton got up to answer it.
With Plankton:
"Coming!" plankton called as he walked towards the front door.
He got to the door and opened it to see two uniformed officers standing out front.
"Hello officers, please do come in and let me say thank you for your prompt arrival." Said Plankton confident in his new look that they wouldn't recognize him...{not at all aware that any and all warrants he had were already expunged last night, by kaley.}
"Thank you sir." Said the female officer.
"This way officers" Plankton said as he led them to the living room.
At the same time in the living room:
"That should be the police." Kaley said as Plankton went to answer the door.
"Sponge...you going to be ok to talk to the cops?" asked Squidward looking at SpongeBob who still hadn't said anything.
"Yeah...i should be fine...theoretically" said SpongeBob, surprising the others and then he plastered the fakest smile on his face and Squidward and Kaley both knew that this was bothering him more than anyone knew.
"Alright here they come." Kaley said, making sure her hair was in the perfect places.
SpongeBob leaned into Squidwards side as they heard Plankton leading the officers to the living room.
SpongeBob, Squidward, and Kaley stood when the officers entered.
"Hello officers." Squidward said shaking their hands.
"Officers." Kaley said nodding to them as Plankton stepped back over to her.
"Hello." SpongeBob waved in greeting.
"So since it was a female caller im going to guess it was her." The male officer stated looking at Kaley.
Kaley tensed as the look was directed at her.
"Yes it was me I called in for my cousin, because as you can clearly see his and his fiancé are clearly distraught over the vandalism that happened last night." Kaley stated looking at SpongeBob and Squidward for confirmation of their relationship status.
"Yes I can see this. However beings as and this is just an assumption no one saw the perpetrator and from what we saw out there there really is no evidence to go on I mean we COULD call the team in...but they probably wouldn't find anything." The male officer said.
"That being said you SHOULD still do something because you ARE the police and you NEED to uphold the law." Kaley said glaring slightly at the rude officer.
"Look kid it's all fine and dandy you want to help your cousin but there's nothing to go on so go back to playing with your dolls alright." The male officer said rather snidely.
At that point SpongeBob took the chance to speak up.
"Well then if there's nothing you can do you can leave our property now it's already been vandalized we don't need police ignorance here as well, and not only that but we also don't need insulting my twenty-two almost twenty-three year old cousin. So thanks for coming out but leave now." SpongeBob said a heated glare in his eyes as he looked for the first time at the officers.
"Look boy you won't speak to me that way. You think its fine for this level of disrespect? Well it's not so back the hell off you good for nothing little fa...*SLAP!*" the male officer said and then was interrupted by the female officer.
"You're going to want to stop right there Phill." The female officer told the male now named Phill.
"Tammy when we get back to the station im speaking with the captain about this hitting me in front people that's straight for the un-employment line." Said Phill as he stormed out.
"Huuuh...im sorry about him he's rather homophobic and what he doesn't understand is he's up for dismissal. Anyways I'll talk to the captain and see if someone else can be sent over just don't touch any of the graffiti or the vehicles alright?" the female officer known as Tammy said.
"Of course officer." Plankton said as he was the only one not so angry that he couldn't talk.
"Good...well better day to you all." Tammy said as she turned and left.
Everyone settled onto the couches, still tense and upset over that.
*ding ding ding ding*
"Great and now it's time for work!" SpongeBob said non-enthusiastically.
"Yeah you guys want me to drop you off sense im headed out there to?" Plankton asked.
"sure just first come get the lunch I made Kaley I made one for you to I wasn't sure if you'd be home or wanting to eat out today." Said SpongeBob as he sighed and stood up, followed by Squidward then Plankton and last Kaley.
"I'd actually planned to go out and sight see maybe do some shopping but the lunch sounds great!" said Kaley.
"Alright sounds good." SpongeBob said.
"Would you like to ride out with us?" asked Plankton.
"Sure that sounds wonderful." Kaley replied.
After all the small talk was done everyone loaded up into Plankton's car and headed off. No one concerned that Plankton might be recognized by him, considering how much he had literally changed overnight.
They got into town and the first one to be dropped off was Kaley with promises to call if there was any problems. After Kaley Plankton dropped SpongeBob and Squidward off at the Krusty Krab, with a simple:
"Call if something happens or come on over."
After they were in the building Plankton drove off taking a back road into the chum bucket that would let him enter un-seen. He entered his lab and set his monitors to their video function to monitor and watch Kaley, SpongeBob, Squidward and the old fool. Then he started his day.
A/N2: WOAH! That was long sorry guys didn't think it was gonna be that long! I know I know it's been forever and then I go and I do this how great right? Well, look I've had some stuff goin on lately and I just needed to vent...but I went back to nice at the end...sorta ill make next chapter nicer and the boys and Plankton and Kaley get revenge the next chapters going to take some time because im gonna have three different sections going on and three different parts as well that I have to get in so the next chapter could be even longer! Haha alright read and review and please please please no hate!