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Escort Services: Chapter 6 - Little Roger
Before they could fully lock their lips together, Emma's phone vibrated which resulted in both women jolting back slightly. Emma groaned frustratingly, "This is so cliché." She grumbled before answering her phone still quite flushed from the previous moment. Regina had cleared her throat and flicked her fringe back in an attempt to regain some composure while she watched Emma on the phone.
Emma frowned in fury, "You call me at..." She paused and looked at the time on her phone. "10.30pm to ask me if I want to save energy...global warming is not my problem...No, Mister, it's yours and the rest of the 7 billion people on this planet...No! I am not an extra terrestrial, now you're just being stupid...are you? I mean should I expect to see another ET riding a bicycle in the sky?...Oh, he was in the basket, my bad! What is your name!...Mr. Kawasaki? Ppfftt and my name's Miss Yamaha...good day." She ended the call with a loud breath. Regina smirked at the rattled blond.
Emma tilted her head, "What? Did you want to save energy?" She mocked the man on the phone.
"God, no. I just find you very amusing." Regina allowed a simple smile.
Emma beamed, "See! You're smiling again." She pointed out making Regina scoff playfully and divert her eyes from the evidently pleased blond.
"Yes, well do not get used to it." She bit back.
"I wouldn't dare." She replied almost instantaneously.
"Good." Regina nodded.
"Good."
"Fine."
"Fine." Emma finished with a sly grin.
A knock on the door caused both women to turn their heads to the source. Mayor DuPont stuck her head in with a beaming grin. "Hello ladies, I'd just thought I'd let you know that you're staying the night, because it is far too late to be out on lonely roads." She smiled.
Regina looked on gratefully, "Thank you, Quinn. but we don't want to be any trouble so I think it'd be best if we just drove back to Storybrooke."
Quinn waved a hand dismissively, "Nonsense. We already have set up the rooms and left bed attire. Besides the other Mayors are staying as well." She grinned.
Emma had taken a strong liking to the older blond, she laid a hand on Regina's, "Cupcake, how can we say no?" She pouted slightly.
Regina quickly glanced at her hand placement and then met Quinn's hopeful eyes, "Ok, we will stay the night." She gave an unsure smile.
Quinn clapped her hands together, "Wonderful. I have the perfect room for you two." She winked at them which left Regina briefly dumbfounded by the gesture. Emma frowned suspiciously as she left the room in a hurry. Regina instantly looked at Emma once Quinn left.
"Cupcake?" She pitched slightly with a raised eyebrow before gathering her feet and standing up to walk out of the lounge.
Emma giggled and followed suit, "Would you have preferred, pookie?" She questioned and the brunette shot her a death glare as her answer. "Didn't think so." She smirked and walked alongside Regina down the main corridor.
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"Lil bunny?"
"No!"
"Boo boo?"
"Absolutely not."
"Lil tiger?"
"Do you try to make me angry?"
"Gummy bear?"
"No! No nicknames, got it?" She exclaimed as they arrived at the door leading to their bedroom that Quinn had given them.
Emma raised her hands up defensively, "Ok ok, calm your farm." She opened the door and Regina pushed in past her. "Oh I'm sorry, ladies first." She said sarcastically before following the Mayor in and closing the door behind her. Her jaw dropped at the sight of the sumptuously rich room. "Damn!" She roamed her eyes around the spacious room. There was a single king sized bed, a long leather sofa, a plasma screen hanging on the wall, a mini custom made kitchen, a chandelier...it was all very overwhelming.
She stepped further into the room while Regina whizzed past her with numerous items of clothing in her hands. "I'm taking a shower." She threw over her shoulder barely fazed by the exquisite room before entering the bathroom and shutting the door. Emma merely noticed Regina's disappearance into the bathroom as she spun around making sure to study every piece of the beautiful room.
Her eyes fell on the bed. There was a plain white tank top with some silk black shorts laid out neatly on the bed. Emma smiled, "Just my style." She wondered over to the bed but her eyes caught a small note card on the pillow. With a curious frown she moved across the bed and grabbed the card. "The fun is in the second draw. Quinn." She read aloud and studied the wink drawn on the card. Mmhhhhmmm, she thought.
Emma's eyes darted around the room. She spotted a dressing table to the right side of the bed and proceeded to approach it. She looked at the draw for a moment before yanking it open. Her jaw hit the ground at the sight of the draws containments. "Holy fuck!" She exclaimed at the sight of different and rather unique toys. Emma's emerald eyes studied the set of toys, "Ooooo, I've never seen that before." She smiled shyly. A small buzzing sound suddenly filled her ears, a perplexed expression took over her face as she realised it was coming from the draw of...goodies.
She rummaged through the draw and found its source. In her hand she held a small cherry coloured vibrator that happily continued buzzing away. She arched an eyebrow at the label. "Roger." She was dumbfounded, "Who names a vibrator Roger?" She asked incredulously with a shake of her head. A few moments later a smirk tugged at her lips, "Quinn, you are one cheeky Mayor!." She chuckled rather loudly at the woman's earlier behaviour.
"Miss Swan, what is going on in there?" Emma, shocked by Regina's booming voice ultimately lost her grip on the vibrator and accidently flung it across to the other side of the room. Her eyes widened instantly as she raced for it, "Everything's fine!" She hollered while she kept silent for a moment to track its buzzing whereabouts. She spotted it buzzing away around the floor. She could hear Regina was finished and was about to enter the room again.
Emma immediately attempted to find the off button, however, it was far too late so she threw it on the chocolate plush sofa and sat down on it instantly realising that it was a very very bad idea. Regina entered the room to find Emma sitting upright on the sofa. With a suspicious look she eyed the blond curiously and noticed that she seemed a little restless. "Are you ok, Miss Swan? You seem agitated..." She trailed while slowly making her way over to her. Emma nodded furiously and shifted on the sofa. That was a bad move as the vibrator hit her spot. She grinded her teeth together as she felt her lower muscles begin to tighten.
"U-uh yeah. I'm fine r-r-really, just sit-t-ting here." She stuttered aimlessly.
Regina raised a sceptical eyebrow; however, it turned into a frown at an abrupt noise, "What is that...buzzing sound?" She questioned annoyed by the sound. She looked around the room for the source but to no avail.
Emma's lips parted as her stomach muscles tightened, "I think I-it was some-" her breath hitched at the back of her throat as she felt the orgasm building in the pit of her stomach. She bit her lip urgently and whimpered slightly. Regina flailed her arms around for her to continue and to Emma's delight she seemed quite oblivious to her current awkward situation. "Mosquitoes." She forced out quickly while moving her legs uncomfortably. She squealed slightly as she felt her walls clench. She shut her eyes tightly and moved her hands over her face.
Regina barely noticed Emma's current positioning and immediately paced to the front door looking very disgusted. "I am going to get some insect repellent." She muttered distastefully and turned around to find Emma in a rather compromising position. "Are you sure you're ok?" She asked quite unsure herself of the blonds' strange state. Emma without raising her head gave Regina a thumbs up. The Mayor shrugged and wrenched the door open in search of insect spray.
Emma sprung from the sofa, her face hot and flustered. She snatched the vibrator and found the off button. "Bad Roger!" She yelled frustratingly and then took in long deep breaths to regulate her body. She could feel that she was drenched down below and felt emotionally and sexually frustrated albeit the fact that she had just orgasmed moments ago. Emma suddenly realised something, "That's the quietest I've ever been." She mumbled before tentatively placing Roger back in his draw, grabbing her night clothes and walking into the bathroom in need of an ice cold shower.
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It was only a couple of hours later when Emma and Regina settled into bed. Emma had insisted that she'd take the sofa...yep, the one she had the unfortunate mishap on which left Regina to have the king sized bed to herself. The blond sighed tiredly and recounted her earlier events, she blushed slightly. It would have been awfully embarrassing if Regina really knew what the buzzing sound was and where exactly it was coming from.
"I'd probably die from embarrassment" She whispered to herself. She leaned up and looked over the couch to see Regina silently reading a book with the lamp shining on her face. Emma had known the Mayor for almost a week now and had never seen her look so placid and harmonious. And being the irritating person she was she jumped off the sofa and casually walked over to the bed, dressed in her tank top and shorts.
Regina briefly lifted her gaze to Emma and then back to her book. "Miss Swan, may I help you?" She asked curtly while Emma rolled her eyes and laid down on her side on the bed with an elbow propped up.
"Do you ever switch the Mayor side of you off?" Emma fired back with a question of her own. Regina glared at her warningly which gave Emma her answer. "Come on just talk to be like a normal person would." She basically pleaded.
Regina sighed heavily, "I do not wish to create small talk with you." She breathed out and turned the page of her novel.
"It doesn't have to be small talk, just tell me something about yourself or what you like and dislike." Emma offered with a friendly smile. Regina, however, did not emulate the expression. She snapped her book shut and focused all her attention on Emma.
"Fine. I don't like you." She stated coolly with her austere demeanour.
Emma nodded with a glint in her eye, "That's a start."
Regina began to like this game, "I don't like you on my bed."
The blond tilted her head, "You're making progress. Slow, but progressive." She stated.
"I don't like you in my life." She gave Emma a cold smile.
The escort frowned, "Ok, now I'm starting to notice a pattern here and I seem to be the subject." She mumbled.
Regina had a sardonic expression over run her face, "Oh, what gave you that impression?" She mocked quite childishly.
Emma groaned and began to move off of the bed, "Look I'm too tired to fight with you. Goodnight, I hope the bed bugs bite." She threw a hand over her shoulder dismissively while venturing back to the sofa.
"Wait!" Regina caught herself off guard. Emma halted and spun around to face the brunette. She sighed heavily and rubbed her forehead, "Sit." She catechised and Emma raised an unimpressed eyebrow. Regina rolled her eyes, "Can you sit back down, please." She commanded in a nicer manner.
Emma broke into a smile, "Good girl." She praised the Mayor who only seemed to give her a death glare that lasted for a short period of time. Emma retained her previous position and looked expectantly at the brunette. Regina placed her book on the bed side table and faced Emma.
"I treasure my son the most. I don't know what I'd do if his real birth mother came and took him away from me." She murmured quietly. The revelation tugged at the strings on Emma's heart. She gave the brunette a soft smile to continue. "Our relationship used to be very warm and loving..." She gave a brief smile, "But now it has become very strained and cold." She let her smile falter.
Emma couldn't help but feel her body flood with waves of compassion for the lucidly heartbroken woman before her. "What's his name?" She whispered.
"Henry, his 10." She gave a weak smile with a glistening sheet covering her brown orbs. One blink and she would come undone. She darted her eyes upwards and just managed to suppress her tears. Emma moved in closer and sat next to her in a similar position with her back against the headboard.
"I'm sure he loves you as much as you seem to love him." Emma attempted to reassure her while placing a gentle hand on her forearm.
Regina scoffed, "I wish I could believe that."
Emma was at loss for words on what she could say to the Mayor to give her solace so instead she conveyed what she had hoped to say through her actions. She hesitantly placed her arm around the brunette and rubbed her silk covered shoulder.
Emma felt Regina at first tense at her unexpected touch but then slowly relaxed. The brunette surprised herself and Emma by shifting in her position so that she was on her side and leaning into the embrace with the blonds' chin resting gently on dark brown hair. Emma brought her other arm around Regina and just held her. Regina was placid in her hold and felt Emma's warmth surge through her own body, sending tingles up her spine.
Several minutes had passed and neither of the women had said anything until Emma decided to speak up. "You smell like apple's." She stated in a low whisper.
"I love apples, I even have an apple tree. I'll have to show you it someday." She breathed tiredly into Emma who smiled at the suggestion.
"Yeah, I'd like that." She answered.
Regina lifted her head up and instantly her eyes locked on with Emma's. Their lips were inches apart, Regina's gaze flicked from the emerald pair before her to her parted lips. She licked her suddenly dry lips. Emma watched closely as a range of emotions washed over the Mayor's face. And the one that stood out the most through her brown orbs was vulnerability. Emma couldn't contain herself anymore and gently pressed her lips onto Regina's. At first she was hesitant but them moved her lips in sync with Emma's. She swept her tongue along the blonds' bottom lip asking for entrance which Emma happily gave her. Regina felt hidden emotions inside of her erupt at the intimate contact; she couldn't describe what it was like. But she knew that it was something she never had experienced before and that is what made her more anxious and worried than usual. Emma massaged the Mayor's tongue before sucking on it gently. Oxygen became imperative so they gradually and reluctantly pulled their lips apart, both breathless. Emma leant her forehead against Regina's and closed her eyes.
Once their heart rates reached their normal rate, Emma spoke up. "We need to get some sleep; it's been a long day." She muttered against her lips. Regina pulled back from Emma and nodded, "Yes, we should." Her voice was slightly raspy and it turned Emma on. She shook away the thought and proceeded to move of the bed.
The blond stood at the foot of the bed and smiled, "Goodnight, Madame Mayor."
Regina nodded slowly, "Goodnight, Miss Swan." She replied with a weak smile.
A buzzing sound then erupted in the room and Regina looked alarmed. "What's that?" She enquired curiously with a frown etched across her face.
Emma groaned tiredly and rolled her eyes, "It's just Roger. There's something wrong with him. He'll stop in a minute or so." She waved a hand dismissively.
Regina frowned, "Who the hell is Roger?"
"You do not want to know." Emma moaned and began to walk back to her sofa as Regina turned her lamp off at the ceasing over the buzzing noise. Emma didn't notice the low marble table and hit her shin. "Ow mother fucker!" She whispered into the night. She heard Regina snicker from behind her.
"Let me guess, you didn't see the table and you knocked your shin on it." She announced as a matter of fact.
"Smart ass." Emma grumbled as she held her shin and hopped over to the couch. "You know what? I have come to the conclusion that the shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room." She grumbled into her pillow and closed her eyes exhaustingly. Regina smiled and couldn't help but let out a low chuckle at the blonds' sense of humour. She brought the sheet up to her chin and let time take her into a deep unconsciousness.
...
The sun's rays beamed through the bay window and illuminated Regina's neutral face outlining her sharp contours. She groaned as the heat began to irritate her. Without opening her eyes she rolled over now with her back to the sun and settled back into another deep sleep, however, the abrupt knock at her door made her eyes flutter open. "What now?" She grumbled. Regina was not a chirpy morning person, everyone in Storybrooke knew that.
"Regina, Emma I brought you both some breakfast. Are you decent?" She heard Quinn chuckle at the end. Regina's eyes sprung open and she shot up from her bed and looked over towards the snoring blond.
"Hang on! Give us a minute." She called out to Quinn and then tossed a pillow over to Emma to wake her up. "Miss Swan, wake up!" She growled and then threw another pillow in the Emma's direction. She heard the blond groan tiredly.
"There was no gold at the end of the rainbow you selfish leprechaun." Emma mumbled and repositioned herself on the sofa. Another flying pillow came and wacked her in the face followed by a barking dog, oh wait that was Regina. She lifted her head up to see an infuriated Regina. "If this is your sick idea of a morning pillow fight then I will personally ask my buddy King Kong to dangle you from the Empire State building." The escort muttered angrily while Regina waved her over.
"Just get over here now! Quinn is at the door." She gave a low growl. Emma slid off the sofa with a thud and began to crawl over to the bed. Regina opened the covers for her to get under and Emma's eyes widened.
"Wow, is that what you wear to bed?" She pointed at the black silk robe that barely covered her thighs. The Mayor blushed slightly before shaking her head and instructing Emma to come sit next to her. "You look hot in the mornings...what's your secret?" Emma mumbled with her eyes barely opened. "Did I just say that aloud?" She squeaked slightly in shock before hearing another knock on the door.
"Stop fooling around and put your arm around me." She catechised and Emma raised a lazy eyebrow at her. Regina rolled her eyes, "I'm not going to bite." She exasperated and Emma scoffed.
"I'd like a second opinion. Oh and aren't you just a happy go lucky girl in the mornings." Emma gave a sarcastic chuckle.
"Well in the mornings you act like a drunken sailor." Regina bit back.
Emma feigned shock, "Bitch please...I am so much worse than a drunken sailor." She winked at Regina before putting an arm around her.
"Come in. I wouldn't doubt it. Now, smile." She commanded in her usual mayoral tone.
"I feel like a fucking gnome." Emma whispered through her teeth the moment Quinn opened the door.
"Put on a Santa hat and you're good to go." Regina retorted through her teeth.
"Morning ladies." Quinn beamed at the sight of the happy couple while she carefully carried in a large tray filled with food. There was a mixed fruit salad, toast, little muffins, bagels and two glasses of apple juice.
"Morning." The pair said in unison with grins plastered on their faces.
"How did you two sleep?" She inquired while placing the tray down gently on the bedside table for the women to tuck into later.
"Really good, this room is absolutely stunning. Thank you for letting us stay the night." Emma gave a genuine smile.
"Yes, once again. Thank you." Regina smiled warmly.
Quinn became very coy and waved a hand dismissively, "Any time ladies. If you're ever in the area and you need a place to stay, please don't hesitate to drop by." She happily offered.
Regina gave a small nod and Emma grinned. The momentary silence was interrupted by a buzzing sound. Regina frowned at the familiar noise while Emma groaned and put her head in her heads before looking directly at Quinn who was smirking. "It's not what you think. Roger has been a major pest since last night." She widened her eyes and Quinn chuckled.
"He is new, never been used. But I'm beginning to think Roger may need a new brand of batteries." She blushed slightly. Regina glanced back and forth between them, "Who the hell is this Roger person!?" She exclaimed in frustration. Quinn snapped her neck to look at Emma.
"She doesn't know." She mouthed unsure and Emma giggled and shook her head. "No clue." She mouthed back and Quinn nearly burst out in laughter before diverting her gaze to Regina.
"Don't worry; it's nothing to worry about." She smiled politely.
Emma leaned in a bit closer, "Can I keep him?" She asked with a small pout. Quinn rolled her eyes playfully and gave a quick nod.
"Be my guest." She winked.
"Anyway I best be off now, Mayoral duties to attend to." She announced.
Regina sighed heavily, "Yes, me too. We need to get back to Storybrooke." She briefly looked at Emma who nodded in agreement.
"After your breakfast though." Quinn pointed at them warningly and they both erupted in giggles.
"Yes, after breakfast. It looks lovely by the way." Emma studied the scrumptious breakfast and Regina nodded in agreement.
Quinn began walking backwards to the door with a genuine smile etched across her face. "You two come back soon and have a safe trip back." She smiled. Emma and Regina gave her wide grins and a small wave as she closed the door.
"She is really nice." Emma spoke truthfully after a few silent moments.
"Yes, she is." Regina replied quietly with Emma's arm still around her.
"Ok, I'm off for a shower." Emma chirped while hopping off the bed. She walked backwards to the bathroom, "You're welcome to come join me." She winked seductively.
Regina scoffed, "Keep dreaming, Miss Swan." She popped a blueberry in her mouth.
"Oh don't worry I plan to...for a very long time." She chuckled before entering the bathroom. Regina rolled her eyes at the obnoxious blond while a small smile tugged at her lips.
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Present
"This is so much better than the Hangover..." Ruby trailed with a beaming grin.
"And Hangover 2!" Mother superior added cheerfully.
"And Snow White and the Seven Dwarves on blue ray. Sorry Snow." Ruby smiled apologetically.
Snow waved a hand, "Don't worry about it. Even I have to agree." She smiled before diverting her gaze to her daughter. "Emma, I still can't believe what you did to Regina at the dinner table." Snow blushed slightly.
Emma chuckled, "I wanted to stir her up. I loved our banters back then." She gazed lovingly at her wife.
Regina giggled at the memory, "I remember you hitting me on the side of my thigh and calling me a child." She squeezed Emma's hand.
"Well I remember knowing exactly how I felt about you the moment we kissed..." She trailed with a warm smile. "I knew back then that you were one of a kind...and it turns out you were. I've loved you since then and I believe I always will." She spoke softly.
Regina couldn't hide the tears that prickled her eyes. She gave a sweet smile before capturing Emma's lips. The blond cupped her face with her free hand and massaged her wife's tongue with her own. At the realisation of where they were, they reluctantly pulled their lips apart and beamed at each other.
"That ladies is called true love." Snow spoke warmly at the sight of her jubilant daughter and daughter-in-law.
"Well..." Ruby smirked. "I personally believe that at the Country club, Roger seemed like Emma's true love. I mean you did want to keep him after all." She chuckled; everyone erupted in laughter at the mention of Roger while Emma blushed in embarrassment.
"Do you know how hard it was to...remain quiet while Regina was in the room?" She exclaimed over the giggling bunch.
"I can't believe you actually had an orgasm when I was there and I was so oblivious to it." Regina chuckled at when she believed it was the mosquitoes.
Emma sighed dramatically, "It was all Roger's fault. He was too good." She let a sly grin grasp her features. Regina nudged her wife playfully before placing a light kiss on her exposed collarbone.
"Emma! Emma! Way too much information for me!" Snow gave a nervous smile and held her hands out. Everyone couldn't help but laugh at poor Snow who had discovered many interesting things about her daughter that a mother should never...ever know.
"Emma! Don't forget that your mother is still here!" Ashley gleamed at Snow's subtle awkward demeanour.
"Where is Roger now, ladies?" Kathryn arched an eyebrow with a salacious wink towards the newlyweds.
Emma and Regina quickly glanced at one another. "His on charge." Regina failed to suppress a giggle. The women all joined in, even Snow who couldn't deny that she found that absolutely hilarious.
"We wanted to make sure his ready for the marathon tonight." Emma winked.
"Do you want me to be scarred for life?!" Snow exclaimed in urgency and only got a room full of laughter's in return. Snow pouted and crossed her arms over her chest. "You're all meanies..."
Ruby pouted, "Poor mama bear." She looked at Snow with a slight chuckle.
Regina leaned into Emma's ear, "Baby, we better calm it down. I don't want to have your mother rushed to hospital out of shock." She giggled slightly.
"Yeah I think that's a good idea." Emma chuckled and kissed the tip of Regina's nose.
"I second it!" Snow yelled from the other side of the room.
"Ok, enough chit chatter, continue!" Ruby giggled excitedly.
Emma let a gleaming grin grace her features at the thought of what happened the day after they arrived back in Storybrooke.
"You will not believe what happened next..."