Welcome blessed reader to chapter one of the best fanfic ever! The name's Capless. I enjoy playing League (Well duh…), playing kendama ( Legacie), growing carnivorous plants (Yes that means meat eating plants like the Venus Fly-Trap), and watching the anime Chuunibyou! Hope you enjoy this chapter!
Ok. So I don't really remember my childhood years but I'll tell them to you the best I can. The best obviously! Haha! It all started when I was sauntering through the Noxian streets during a victory festival. We had just beaten the Demacians in a Battle in Summoner's Rift! Our proud team stood proud and victorious on the massive stage while fireworks streamed behind them. I remember the longing for that glory and recognition. I then heard my bro Darius call from the stage "Yo bro! Come on down! You can meet my teammates!" I responded by just shaking my head in tears and walking away like a sad mummy. Later, I went to my buddy Singed for advice.
That's right kids, even Draven needed advice back then! He said that he had a prescription medicine for self-esteem. He gave me a few little jars of purple pills that read, "The Pill of Confidence". He told me to take one a day. I said my thanks and went home. Over the course of the next few weeks, I started taking more and more pills than the prescription instructed. I thought I needed all the help I could get. Then, on that fabulous day, I took the whole last jar in one big gulp. Then, I started spazzing out and my vision went fuzzy. Then I sunk to the floor.