Whooo! Chapter four! Hope you guys enjoy! This one might be a bit longer. Thanks for all the comment and feedback! Especially you Ryder1478…
His comment: My friend, the summary is wrong: its DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN.
All I have to say is: Wow. Draven fanatic much…
So, as you know, my (unappreciated) glory all started in the Noxian Army. I enrolled after my bro Darius so he was already a Demacian Killing Commander. I somehow went from private to chore boy (Below private! How does that work?!) Well anyways, with a little effort and Draaaaaaaaaaaaven, I went out to my first fight! I'll never forget it… my first (and last) kill.
Noxian Soldiers+Darius: "Noxuuuuuuuuussss! Blarrrrrgggghhhhh!"
Demacian Soldiers: "Demaaaaaaciaaaaaaaa! Spin2Win! He shall not falter!"
Me: Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven!
Riven: "Draven! Shut up! Stick to the Noxian battle cry! Not the "Draven Battle Cry".
Me: "Fine Commander Riven… Harrumph. *under breath*, *draaaaaaven*"
Darius: "Draven! Show some respect!"
Me: "Fine."
So, I went to try to kill a Demacian soldier. I ran up to him and screamed in his face,
"You ready for da Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven?!"
Before he could say anything I killed him and when he fell over I put one foot on his (unsevered) head and yelled,
"Who wants some Draaaven?"
Then, the whole Noxian army and some Demacians looked my way and gave me a dirty look before continuing to fighting. I heard them muttering that they thought every army has that one person. After the battle, everyone avoided me. I thought that the Noxian army just wasn't ready to have so much Draaaaaaven at once so I resigned and looked for a new job.