: I've got nothing much to say except for I hope you'll like this chapter.

Chapter 3: New Fanboys

"It's been a week…yet I'm…I'm-I'm STILL A GIRL!!!!!" A loud shout yet again was heard from the large Hokage mansion. Where was the peace just a while ago? I swear I'm going to tie it next time so it won't fly off somewhere ever again!

"I told you that you aren't going to return back within a week!" a voice snapped back at the annoying voice.

"Well, do something that would return me back to my original form! You're a great medic-nin, right?!" Naoko said, glaring at the Hokage as she stomped her left foot.

"The potion is weak! It also has an ingredient that makes it mix with blood faster than normal and it makes it hard to separate so you'll have to bear with it!" Tsunade said a bit louder than she should but really this bo…I mean, girl is annoying her!

"B-b-but everybody's looking at me weirdly…This morning, too…Something's weird! I can feel it…" The blonde cried out small drops of tears forming at the corners of her big eyes. "They're acting weird!"

"There's nothing I can do about that!" Tsunade hotly replied. It's not her business besides if she bothered with Naoko's issues it'll pile on top of her mountainous work load. "If you really want to go back to your original form, you could either wait for it to wear off or find the one who made that potion and let him make an antidote." she sighed tiredly. Encounters with this blonde always tire her out. Why couldn't she be less loud and hyperactive????!!!

"Umm… Naruto-kun, what do you mean by 'everybody's looking at you weirdly'?" Shizune reluctantly asked as she stacked the new paper work Tsunade is going to work on.

"Well… it's like this…" Naoko sighed too and sat down as she calmly explained what was happening to her in the past four days.

-:Flashback:-

After the Mission:

The old team 7, including Naoko, has just returned from the 3-day long mission. They are on their way to the Hokage tower to report to Tsunade.

The entire mission was B-O-R-I-N-G. They kicked the assholes' butt and guarded the damn princess and headed home. But that damn bitch! The princess was beautiful actually but she's so, so, so damn…cruel…to Sakura and Naoko, but she's so damn kind to Sasuke and Kakashi. That spoiled brat! She even flirted with them, especially with Sasuke. She keeps on pressing her breasts on his arms and she gives her seductive smile to him in every chance she gets, while Naoko and Sakura were always ordered around by her all that time…Did she really think that she could seduce Sasuke like that? Hinata could beat her black and blue when it comes to that department without even trying!!!

Of course, after that mission, Naoko was very, very, very annoyed. She mumbled to herself several incoherent words as they walked. Just then, a blushing boy about 2 inches taller than her, probably of the same age as hers, walked in front of her. She looked at him annoyingly. 'What does this guy want now?!' she mentally screamed and glared, but the boy, however, got some guts and he thrust a box neatly wrapped in red and pink gift wrapper. Blue eyes looked at him and the box confusedly.

He was about to speak but he quickly scrambled away when he felt dark, murderous eyes looking at him, saying, 'I'll kill you if you so much as look at her.' Sasuke scowled at the boy's back and angrily walked again, while Naoko opened the box hastily. It revealed a box of chocolates.

1 Day after the Mission:

Early in the morning Naru… umm… er… Naoko went out to buy some supplies of cup ramen and milk. Obviously, that's all h…she ever eats at home anyway.

'Hmm… Which one to choose…' She looked at the piles of cup ramen in front of her. 'Damn it! I can't concentrate…' She turned around and saw boys of all ages staring at her like hungry lions. "What's your problem!!!!!" she shouted and glared at the boys. The boys just turned around as if they were ignoring her and pretended to be innocent customers who were going to buy several stuffs inside the grocery, as if it wasn't already obvious that they were stalking the blonde.

When Naoko was about to ignore them and return to her ramen-choosing, her blue eyes caught sight of a familiar shirt. She looked at the guy with brown hair who was holding a bar of feminine soap. Soon, she recognized him as one of the guys living near her apartment. What was his name again? Was it Kasu or Kuro? Whatever his name was, he was damn stalking her!!!!! Asshole!!!

She turned around, totally ignoring all her stalkers and proceeded to her previous task which is choosing ramen. All of her attention was on the ramen that she didn't notice that all of those guys already left her because of a deathly aura coming from another customer behind them. The dark-haired stalker had replaced them. "Hn."

-:End of Flashback:-

Day after day, Narut…umm…Naoko received lots and lots of gifts from his… her admirers and as the days passed, her stalkers increased in number. Not to mention that they had become more and more brave. At first, Naoko even took time to glare and chase them away but now she became tired of it that she already ignores them as if they didn't exist. Of course she appreciates the attention and the gifts, but it is all too much. Besides, the way they look at her creeps the hell out of her. It's like they're looking through the layers of her clothes, mentally undressing her or something. Now she knows how Sasuke and Neji feel.

"Hmm…fanboys huh…" Tsunade murmured loud enough for everyone in the room to hear. She sipped her tea as she looked at the blonde in front of her.

"It seems like it. After all, Naruto-kun looks very beautiful in his female form…" Shizune commented as she finished stacking the important documents on Tsunade's desk. "…I can't think of any possible explanation why those guys would follow Naruto-kun."

"WHAT?!" Naoko screamed her face in a frightful expression. "T-th-that's i-i-impossible…" She mentally kicked herself as another voice spoke inside his head. 'It already happened, IDIOT!' that's a hard hit of reality.

"I agree." Sakura stated, smirking slightly as a thought came to her mind. She was being ignored for a while now, don't you think?

"NO WAY!!!" came another shout, but Tsunade and Shizune only noticed Sakura smirking. "I'm a guy! DAMN IT!!!" But they ignored hi… her and went on to whatever they are going to do. "I'm going to leave now!" she shouted and stomped her feet as she walked towards the door.

Sakura murmured something to her master that made her cherry-colored lips twitch in a smirk much alike to the smirk Sakura was wearing. They nodded to each other in a silent agreement, because they already formed their oh-so-evil plan. Tsunade amusedly looked at Naoko as she walked in an unlady-like manner. 'Perfect,' she silently whispered to herself in her head. "Naoko, you need to act more like a girl." she called out loud enough for Naoko to hear, who was about to leave the room. She smirked.

Naoko's right ear increased in size when she heard this. She ran back, fast. Soon, she was in front of Tsunade again. She slammed her fist at the table and glared at Tsunade. "Why?! I'm a GUY! I don't need to act like a girl!!!!!" she shouted in front of her face!

"Keep it down if you don't want other people finding out about your true identity, do you?!" the blonde said blandly. "You should also change your clothes if you don't want people to know that you are a guy. Any fool would find out instantly that you're a guy."

"I AM A GUY." she emphasized. Her voice was murderous as she glared at the blonde Hokage.

"True, but at the moment you're not," the blonde replied and ignored the other blonde's venomous glare at her as if it was nothing.

"No one would suspect. I'm a girl from top to bottom and inside out at the MOMENT, so any kind of clothes would do fine. I don't want to waste my money on buying clothes that I wouldn't wear for a long time." Tsunade paused for a moment weighing the possibilities and thinking the next course of action, staying silent for mean time.

Seeing that her offender is currently staying silent at the MOMENT, Naoko decided to leave before the blonde could come up with some crazy plan that would surely endanger her dignity and pride or worse. Too bad for her, Tsunade already had come up with some plausible excuse. Damn her brain! Damn her!

"Hmm… Maybe, but wouldn't your clothes be familiar? Your personality? Not to mention your familiar features such as your blonde hair, blue eyes, tanned skin and small height. It would all add to the suspicion. Do you want your identity to be revealed?" Tsunade almost sing-songed. She looked at her, a knowing smirk plastered on her beautiful face.

"Who are you calling SMALL!" h-she shouted as she turned around in anger. She reflexively does this every time she encounters the other blonde. However, this time she regretted even looking at her because by looking at her face she could see that she has a point. So there she was sulking at the corner of the room, a somewhat dark aura surrounding her as the two girls smirked in triumph. Shizune could only sigh but that doesn't mean she's not going to take part in it, she attentively listened to the two girls as they planned the next scenario.

"Hmm, Sakura, I assign you to teach Naoko and…um…fix her up. You know what to do." Tsunade said before she dismissed them. She glanced at the still sulking Naoko, although she feels a little sorry for her. It's only a trifling price nothing compared to the entertainment she will get. 'So the Uchiha has made a move huh…' She smiled at herself and returned to work.

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Naoko walked closely behind the pink haired girl. She had a feeling that Sakura is scheming something but she decided to ignore it. Sakura's a good girl, right? Right? "Sakura-chan, where are we going?" She asked nervously.

"To Ino's place." she replied, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, it was though. The road they were taking is the most commonly used by people who are headed to the flower shops.

"Why?" he…I mean, she curiously asked with more certainty. Why didn't she notice that? Probably because she was too distracted, the lustful eyes constantly watching her were intense. 'Damn them! Don't they know it's rude to stare?!'

"To get you fixed, remember? And I need her help turning you into a girl. It's not a one-person job you know." Sakura increased her pace when she saw the shop 7 meters away. She didn't wait for Naoko anymore. Besides, she needs time to explain everything.

"Ohh…" Naoko whispered in understanding as she walked a little faster towards the flower shop. 'Damn that OLD HAG!!!' her inner self shouted as it thrashed around inside her mind. 'Just do it! It's for yourself…I think…' She held the door handle and was about to open the door when it moved so suddenly, so fast that she didn't have time to back away even a little. She fell on the floor, the dramatic way. The two girls who just caused the big lump on her small forehead just looked at her.

"Ah! Naoko! I thought you already ditched me because you were so slow. By the way, why are you lying on the floor?" Sakura said in a curious yet annoyed tone. Ino just looked at her, her face also asking the same question that her friend asked.

"So cruel, you hit me with your monstrous strength using the door…" she whimpered to herself as she cried silently on the floor because of the pain on her forehead.

"Huh?!" Sakura gave her a glare.

"Ah! Nothing!" Naoko quickly said as she stood up, smiling. Sakura and Ino just looked at each other then went on their way.

"Naoko! Hurry up, we don't have all day!" Sakura called when she noticed the blonde was getting left behind.

"Yeah! We've got lot of things to do." Ino added with a hint of warning.

'I've got no choice…' She ran to catch up with the two girls. "Where are we going now?" she curiously asked as she looked between them. The two of them just smirked, eyes glinted with mischief. 'Oh my… Something's really up…' She just sighed at her misfortune and silently followed them. There's nothing she could do anyway so she won't waste time making futile efforts.

Their next destination: the Hyuuga manor… And the target? Hyuuga Hinata…

~AngelYuuri

A/N: Waaaaaah! Forgive me if there isn't much SasuNaru and the title is soooooo lame…I hope you'll still read the next chapter. Huhuhu…I'm crying right now…T-T