Sky Army Adventure Log

by Hollyleaf Rockz

The life of a Minecrafter isn't always life-threatening, it it's still pretty fun! Read the entries of these Sky Army generals as they recount their misadventures, quests, and fails for the day. This 'log' is pretty much their diary.

2. Chapter 2

Deadlox's entry

Hiya! My name is Deadlox, I'm the commander of the Dead Army, a general in the Sky Army, and the best friend (and boyfriend) of Awesomestar, the leader of MineClan. Speaking of my girlfriend, she just stOLE MY FUCKING HEADPHONES GIVE THEM BACK YOU BI-

Sorry about that, it's just that those headphones mean a lot to me, and she steals them all the Notch-damn time. Kinda pisses me off, but that's why she does it, I still love her though.

It's fun being in the Sky Army, really, even though: Sky's an idiot, AS is a jerk, Jason's a bitch, Bodil's a troll, Bash is a psycho, Seto always screws up his spells, and everyone gets mad when I blow stuff up.

Other than those small things, life is good. Hold on, what? Oh, turns out I actually have to do stuff. What kind of bullshit is that? So I have to go, see ya, and stay safe.