Author's Notes: I own nothing but my OC Siren.

Chapter 13: Tsunade Retrieval Arc, Part 1: Training with a Dragon

Naruto walked into Training Ground 5 and looked around to see nobody in sight when he felt tapping on his shoulder and he spun around to come face-to-face with a blue-green mask.

"AHHH!" screamed Naruto backing up in fright, "Don't do that! I nearly had a heart attack!"

"Hah he hah ha hah. Sorry." said Siren his voice not matching up with what Naruto knew, "Today I'm gonna train you a bit before me, Jiraiya, and you go looking for Tsunade, the Slug Sannin and bring her here to become the Fifth Hokage, within reason of course, not by force."

"Before we begin, why do you sound...normal, not cuckoo?"

"Simple, I wasn't cuckoo from the start, I was playing a game."

"WHAT?! You mean you've been faking your abilities from the start?!"

"No. My abilities are real, I was just faking insanity. I became sane again a year ago. Now then, are you ready Naruto?"

"Yeah, yeah. Let me guess, come at you with intent to kill?"

"Yep."

"Rasengan!"

Naruto phased through Siren who delivered a spin-kick to Naruto's jaw sending the blonde flying into a tree.

"*Chuckles* I didn't say "go" yet kid." said Siren crossing his arms. Suddenly Naruto dispersed in cloud of smoke and a large shadow appeared above Siren and his visible eye became as big as a Monster Truck tire.

"Uzumaki Clone Barrage!" yelled the clones at once (which numbered well over 3,000).

"EEEEEEEPPPPPP!" screamed Siren before he was pile-drived by the clones resulting in a mini-explosion. Once the dust cleared, all the clones were looking around for Siren.

"Where'd he go?!" said a clone.

"How should I know?!" said another.

The real Naruto suddenly felt tapping on his shoulder.

"Thousand Years of Death!" yelled Siren and Naruto was sent flying into another tree, face first.

"Naruto, you can do better than that. Siren not even getting a workout." said Siren putting on his childish act.

"QUIT BEING A BIG BABY AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!" snapped Naruto and instantly regretted that sentence as the sky darkened and Siren's stance seemed to tense.

"Okay kid. You want me to fight you like a 'man'? You got it, but you'll regret it." said Siren removing his mask and hood. He then unbuttoned his cloak and threw it to the side as his tail and dragon wings came into view and Naruto's eyes became wide in shock as Siren became a Dragon with some wolf characteristics mixed in.

*ROAR!*

"Oh sh**!" said Naruto before he took off running with the Wolf/Dragon on his tail (tails?).

"What's the matter? Afraid of getting burned?" said Siren exhaling a massive green fireball that Naruto barely dodged.

"Sexy Jutsu!" said Naruto disappearing in a plume of smoke and a naked teenaged girl with fox ears and tails, but no less beautiful, was standing his place, "Please don't hurt me mister dragon."

Siren's nose then had such a massive nose bleed that he blasted off into the sky until he disappeared in sparkle of light in the sky and Naruto returned to normal laughing his head off. He then felt a buttload of KI (Killing Intent) directed at him and he turned around slowly and saw a very, very angry Siren behind, his eyes glowing blood-red.

"I really, really HATE that move." growled Siren as shadows began spreading over his scales until he was pitch black followed by black lightning arcing off him and a purple-black aura emanating from him and he grew three tails. Naruto gulped.

"Hybrid Bullet!" yelled Siren as the three tails charged up massive balls of pure white energy with black lightning arcing off them. The orbs suddenly shot towards Naruto who was shocked at the speed they were flying at when...

"Kit, snap out of it!" roared a voice in his head and he shook his head and he found himself in the Training Grounds having a staring contest with Siren, who was "human".

"AH!" screamed Naruto jumping back and landing on his rump, unaware of Siren's right eye fading from a Mangekyou Sharingan into the regular Shattered Eye he had.

"What the *bleep!* did you do?!" snapped Naruto before he was hit on the with a bamboo staff.

"No swearing! I hate swearing!" said Siren glaring at Naruto, "And what I did was put you in a Genjutsu to test you."

"Wait-what?!"

"I put you in a Genjutsu to see how well you can dispel them and boy, do you need the Kyuubi to help you with that.

"MY NAME IS KURAMA!" yelled the Nine-Tails from inside his cage inside Naruto's mind who clutched his head in pain.

"He says his name is Kurama." said Naruto.

"Really? I never-wait! YOU CAN TALK TO HIM?!" said Siren before he eye bulged out of the mask's socket.

"Apparently."

"Hmmm...think fast!" said Siren throwing one of his swords towards Naruto who immediately ducked under it as it flew over his head and embedded itself into the tree behind him.

"What was-" began Naruto before he got a a very fast and painful kick to the head from Siren.

"Siren Kick!" said Siren before his metal hand launched forward and grabbed Naruto by the throat, lifted him into the air and slammed him into the ground in a 180 degree arc before the hand returned to it's original position.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Siren doing a weird dance before he pulled out a 510 cal. rifle and aimed for Naruto's head. He pulled the trigger...

*Confetti popper noise*

A red flag with blue letters and confetti popped out of the gun and the flag read: "BANG!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Siren dropping it and pulling out another one and pulled the trigger...

"SNAP OUT OF IT YOU WORTHLESS IDIOT!" yelled Kurama from inside Naruto's head, snapping him out of the Genjutsu and he found Siren on the ground laughing his head off and clutching his stomach.

"HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You should of seen your face! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Priceless! HAHAHAHA!" laughed Siren.

"You could of killed me!" yelled Naruto.

"No, Siren use Genjutsu, they don't kill! HAHAHAHA!"

Siren then notices intense and suffocating chakra filling the air and notices a red haze around Naruto and when Naruto looks up...his eyes are red slits.

"EEP!" squeaked Siren before he took off with a One-Tailed Chakra Cloak Naruto on his tail, of course Siren ran AWAY from the village.

"SIREN SORRY! SIREN DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE NARUTO MAD! SIREN'S A GOOD BOY!" screamed Siren, his arms flailing behind him as anime tears streamed down his mask from his visible eye while Obito laughed his head off as he watched the scene but then avoided the Chidori from Kakashi.

"I thought this was sparring, not slit each others' throats!" said Obito back-flipping from the thrown kunai.

"You act like Siren does, start acting like a Jonnin Obito!" snapped Kakashi.

"Make me Kakashi-teme!" said Obito sticking his tongue out, his mask attached to his belt.

"Cyclops!"

"Copycat!"

"Dead Last!"

"Pervert!"

"One-eyed Idiot!"

"Promise Breaker!"

"Lightning Blade!"

"Wood and Fire Release: Flaming Wood Blade!(1)"

*EXPLOSION*

END CHAPTER

I just had some fun here with this chapter. Don't forget to read, review, follow, and/or favorite.

Ideas and Suggestions welcomed.

(1) The reason why Obito is able to use Wood Release is because he did get the DNA thing like in the actual storyline but not by Madara. Flaming Wood Blade is where Obito's right arm turns into a wooden sword and starts on fire and the wood part is Ironwood...or Petrified wood, whichever so technically it's unbreakable so it does piercing and fire damage but I'm sure those who know Naruto can figure it out.

I need help with the later bits with the Tsunade Retrieval Arc, so please PM me with the info.