Author's Notes: I own nothing except Siren.

Like I said in the previous chapter, I need help with the Tsunade Retrieval Arc and due to nobody giving me any info, expect the actual chapter to be delayed or just plain skipped to the Sasuke Retrieval Arc with a few twists there because I know that one the best. This chapter is like a few deleted scenes plus a bit of how the journey starts, some training, Sasuke's slow decent into darkness, etc.

The next chapter, IF people will give me what I need, will be the possible final chapter of the Tsunade Retrieval Arc, and somebody is gonna have to tell me what comes after or...I'll just skip to the Sasuke Retrieval Fight: Sasuke vs. Naruto.

Chapter 14: Tsuande Retrieval Arc, Part 2

The trio begin their search for Tsunade and Jiraiya noticed that Naruto was mumbling something about perverts and idiotic sensei's. Siren looked like he was hit by a steam-roller, a train, and a semi if the branches sticking out of his clothing were any indication along with the various rips in his Jonin vest and cloak. Jiraiya opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by Naruto and Siren at the same time.

Naruto and Siren: "Don't ask."

The two glared at each other. Siren then got a huge smirk on his face.

"~Oh Naruto.~" said Siren in his insane-sounding voice.

"What?" growled Naruto.

"~I have a present for you.~"

"What is it?"

"The Tails Doll!" said Siren pulling the stuffed animal from behind his back and both Jiraiya and Naruto disappeared.

"Where'd everybody go?" said Siren, "WAIT! Wait for Siren!"

Siren dropped the Tails Doll as he ran off and it began crying and some random child picked it up and walked off. (1)

Kakashi and Obito's B-Rank mission (2)

"Remind me again why we took the mission Minato-sensei gave us." grumbled Obito as the duo walked towards their destination.

"He is the Hokage...again...Obito, show him some respect." said Kakashi, his nose buried into his orange book.

"I'll never understand when you became a pervert Kakashi, but Minato will always be Minato-sensei even if he is Hokage again."

"Idiot." muttered Kakashi.

"What was that Kakashi-teme?!" said Obito whirling around and glaring at him behind the orange spiral patterned mask.

"Nothing! And since when did you start wearing masks, thought you preferred goggles?"

"I started wearing them because I'd like to keep my missing eye hidden. And why do you have your headband covering your left eye?"

"I'm a non-Uchiha, remember?"

"Oh. I forgot. Silly me."

The two kept walking until they came to a village where the people boarded up their houses upon seeing the two masked ninjas.

"Something is very wrong here." muttered Obito as he looked around.

The two keep walking until they come to the center of the village and are soon ambushed by at least 150 bandit ninjas.

"How many did Minato-sensei say were here?" said Obito looking confused.

"At least 300 or more." said Kakashi glaring at the enemy.

"300 or more?!"

"Talk less, more fighting." said one of the bandits before all 150 charged the two.

Kakashi and Obito: "This can't be good."

Hidden Leaf Village; Sasuke's apartment

Sasuke was relaxing in his apartment while reading Icha Icha (which he stole) and had a small nosebleed going on as he read the books before he fainted from blood loss and a certain pale-skinned pedophile outside his apartment put his fingers in a "V" shape.

"Step one complete." hissed the man with a smirk before he high-tailed it out of there.

Meanwhile; Back with Obito and Kakashi...

"Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!" yelled Obito lifting up his mask and exhaling a massive fireball that incinerated 15 bandits.

"Lightning Blade!"

Blood and weapons flew throughout the air as bandit after bandit fell dead until Obito appeared from the ground and flashed a double thumbs-up.

"It's all set!"

"Obito you idiot!" hissed Kakashi before the bombs went off engulfing the entire village.

40 Minutes Later...

Obito was running away from an angry Kakashi and the angry villagers as they threw various objects at him (Kakashi throwing kunai and shuriken, villagers throwing rocks).

"Come on guys, I said I was sorry! I evacuated the village before hand! Give me a break!" said Tobi as he ran away from the angry mob.

END CHAPTER

Yeah, sorry about this chapter. If somebody doesn't help with the Tsuande Retrieval Arc I will just skip to Naruto vs. Sasuke at the Valley of The End.