Author's Notes: I own nothing but Siren.
YAY! +2,000 views! I didn't think this would be that good when I started...
Chapter 19: Nine-Tails Naruto vs. Pain; Training Part 1
"ALMIGHTY PUSH!"
*EXPLOSION*
Obito sighed as he watched his student and said student's uncle duke it out.
"How come nobody wants to fight me?" said Obito hurt.
"Hey uncle!" came Sasuke's voice below him and the masked man looked down from the lamp post he was standing on.
"Yes Sasuke?"
"Me and Itachi are leaving. We'll be back in a while." said Sasuke before a loud crash was heard.
"WHAT?! Sasuke, why are you leaving?!" yelled Nine-Tailed Naruto as he sent one of the Paths flying.
"Itachi said he'd help me get the Mangekyou, so we have to do it away from the village. See ya later dobe, try not to get left behind." said Sasuke giving Naruto a wave goodbye as he and his older brother left the village.
"I'M STRONGER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE TEME!"
*CRASH*
"Don't lose focus Naruto!" said Yahiko/Nagato as he sent Naruto's head to the ground.
"WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME A MOST YOUTHFUL FIGHT WAS GOING ON?!" yelled Rock Lee charging at the two at speeds that caused Obito to get a whip-lash look with his hair.
"Great, now I look like Kakashi..." muttered Obito as he hung his head.
"Oh come now, its not that bad." said Kakashi behind Obito who jumped off the lamp-post and stood in the air a second before he looked down and plummeted to the ground.
Obito looked up and saw Naruto in a half-nelson being delivered by Lee and everybody present sweat-dropped.
'How is that possible?' thought Nagato, Obito, and Kakashi.
"What are you guys waiting for?! HELP!" yelled Naruto.
"You're the Nine-Tails, can't you do that yourself? What are the tails for then?" said Obito looking bored.
"SOME HELP YOU ARE SENSEI!"
"Well you did only agree to fight with your uncle..."
"FINE! ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO CAN JOIN IN!"
"YAY! MINEFIELD GREAT PLAIN JUTSU!" said Tobi pulling out paper bombs and placing them around Naruto and Lee and then popping up from the ground.
"It's all set!" said Tobi flashing a double thumbs-up.
"TRAITOR!"
*EXPLOSION!*
"YOSH! KAKASHI MY ETERNAL RIVAL! LET US JOIN IN THIS YOUTHFUL BATTLE ALSO!" cried Guy as he grabbed Kakshi's hand and dragged the silver-haired ninja into the battle.
'Not what I was expecting...' thought Kakashi as he was dragged on the ground.
"Fire style: Great Fire Annihilation!" said Siren appearing from smoke and unleashing a torrent of green flames from his mouth.
"Lightning Blade!"
"Dynamic Entrance!"
"Almighty Push!"
"Leaf Hurricane!"
"Tailed-Beast Rasengan!"
"Wood and Fire Release: Flaming Wood Blade!"
*MASSIVE EXPLOSION!*
(Author's Note: A Tailed-Beast Rasengan is a like a regular Rasengan, except it is the size of a Giant Rasengan but is the color of a Tailed-Beast Bomb.)
Everyone was thrown in a random direction and Naruto crashed into a nearby mountain as everyone else landed in some way, Siren crashing face-first on the ground and Tobi landed on him.
"Thanks for breaking my fall Siren-sempai!" said Tobi getting up.
"No...problem..." wheezed Siren giving a thumbs-up.
Meanwhile; Trade District...
Kakuzu was counting the wad of cash he had in his hands when he heard a crash.
"You call that a f**king vase?! What kind of f**king trade district is this?! Who the f** is in charge?! I'm gonna give him a piece of my f**king mind!" came a familiar voice and Kakuzu pocketed the cash before he stormed out of his office, his black threads coming undone. When he looked outside he saw one of his workers cowering before a man with purple eyes, pale skin, and silver hair as he wielded a three-bladed scythe.
"Hey! Dipstick!" said Kakuzu as he aimed his arm at the man who turned to look at him.
*POW*
The man had a black eye now as Kakuzu reattached his hand.
"OW! WHAT THE F** KAKUZU?! WHAT THE F** WAS THAT FOR?!" yelled the man clutching his eye.
"One, for costing me a perfectly good and pricey vase and two, for threatening my worker who I can't afford compensation for, and three, since when are you allowed in Whirlpool Hidan?" said Kakuzu eyeing the Jashinist in front of him.
"Since whenever the f** I want!"
"Well get out."
"What? I'm a paying customer! You can't throw me out!"
"Oh no?" said Kakuzu pointing to a sign to his left with his thumb.
Sign reads as follows: "No three-blade scythe wielding Jashinists allowed, or any Jashinist for that matter"
"WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF F**KING RULE IS THAT?!" yelled Hidan.
"It's my rule when it's my trade district. Now leave before I get blood all over the floors and walls. Do you know how expensive the clean-up crew is?"
"So what?! Give me something good and I'll leave!"
"I don't serve Jashinist in my district. Last warning, leave."
"Not happening Kakuzu."
"Very well then. I'll make sure you pay...with your life."
"I'm immortal you dip-shi-!" said Hidan before a fist connected with his stomach causing him to lose his breath and cough up blood as he was launched into the side of building.
"Shut up Hidan."
"Fire Style: Searing Migraine!" yelled Kakuzu as he inhaled and exhaled a massive stream of fire that incinerated Hidan who screamed in agony and thrashed wildly before he went limp and Kakuzu walked over, his left hand turning black.
"For extra measures." said Kakuzu before he took off Hidan's head and then the zombie man smiled.
"Looks like I get bounty for this guy." said Kakuzu before he sewed Hidan's mouth shut.
"Tell the Uzukage I'll be gone awhile. Going to cash in my bounty." said Kakuzu as he walked out of the gates and the worker saluted before he fainted from stress.
2 Hours Later...
All those that participated in the fight, except Nagato's real body, are bruised and covered in bandages and Minato rubs his temples as he lets out a sigh.
"Explain to me, why half of Whirlpool's forces are injured." said Minato sternly.
"Me and Uncle Nagato kind of let our fight get out of hand." said Naruto and Minato looked at Nagato who nodded.
" *sigh* You two are too troublesome..."
*Shikamaru sneezes*
"...Find somewhere else to train. Go on a trip like Itachi and Sasuke did, just get out of here until you completely master full Nine-Tails form."
"Yes dad. Come on Nagato, let's go find Pervy Sage."
"Oh joy." said Nagato sarcastically as he left with his nephew. Minato sighs again before he notices Obito and Siren snickering.
"What's up with you two?" said Minato glaring.
"We're the only ones who didn't get hurt." said Siren.
"Having the ability to make your body intangible helps." said Obito.
"Ok, since you two are in perfect condition, I have missions for you two." said Minato with a sinister smirk.
Both masked ninja gulp.
40 Minutes Later...
"What do you have to do again?" said Obito looking at Siren.
"Get Tsunade free of the genjutsu effecting her." said Siren, "You?"
"Hunt down some blonde bomber named 'Diedara'. He's a former member of Nagato's Akatsuki before he disbanded the group."
"We're not going to survive are we?"
"Probably not."
Both leave for their missions as Naruto, Jiraya and Nagato (with all six Paths) leave Whirlpool and for those three and Sasuke, they don't come back for three years.
END CHAPTER
For fans of the Zombie Duo, I am sorry I "killed" Hidan but don't worry, he might or might not come back. Next chapter is going to be Obito/Tobi's hunting down Diedara and maybe training with Naruto, Pervy Sage, and Nagato/Pain.
Hope you enjoyed and don't forget to read, review, follow, and/or favorite. Ideas and Suggestions welcomed.