Author's Notes: I own nothing but Siren.
Chapter 20: Tobi meets Diedara, Siren rescues Tsunade, and Naruto gets his Butt Kicked
With Obito/Tobi...
Obito was sitting on a bench in front of a dango store when a man with blonde hair and one blue eye visible, the other covered by his hair sat down on the other end of the bench.
"What are you looking at? un." said the man glaring at Obito.
"Nothing. You do look familiar though...nope must be the sun getting to me. Ha hah ha hah." said Tobi.
"Idiot." muttered the blonde.
"Excuse me sir, but your order is ready." said an old lady handing Tobi a plate with two dango sticks on it.
"Goody! Thank you!" said Tobi grabbing the plate (gently) and putting it in his lap before he picked up one of the sticks.
"Time to eat." said Tobi grabbing his mask and the blonde's eye unintentionally widened.
'What's underneath his mask?' thought the blonde as he waited to see the masked man's face.
Tobi then turned away and began eating the dango causing the blonde to sweat-drop. After finishing his meal, Tobi turned back around, his mask back in place.
"Oh! Now I recognize you! You're one of the former Akatsuki members." said Tobi and the blonde's eye widened.
'Sh**! Now what do I do?!' thought the blonde in panic.
"Hah ha hah ha. No need to worry, I'm not a hunter nin." said Tobi leaning back on the bench with his hands behind his head and the blonde relaxed a bit.
"I forget though. Which one are you?"
The blonde's eye twitches.
"My name is Deidara. un." said Deidara calmly.
"Deidara?! Pffft! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That sounds like a girl's name! HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Tobi before he fell backwards off the bench and then he got up, "Sorry, Tobi couldn't help himself."
A tick mark appears on Deidara's head.
"So you're the mad bomber huh?"
"I'M AN ARTIST!" yelled Deidara.
"Okay then, show me your art."
A clay bird lands in Tobi's lap and the masked man picks it up and looks it over before it explodes in his face, covering his mask in soot and ash and he turns towards Deidara, glaring at him.
"You said 'show me your art'. My art is explosive."
"The clay bird was better. The explosion was just a nuisance."
Another tick mark.
"Tobi, insult the Buddha three times and even he will lose his patience."
"What are you gonna do? Bomb me to death with your pretty little fireworks?" said Tobi nonchalantly.
"That was the third time." said the old lady calmly as Deidara is visibly shaking.
"Tobi..." growled Deidara in anger.
"NGH!" said Tobi as he tensed up at the killing intent radiating from Deidara before he took off running, dust being thrown up behind him.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! KATSU!" yelled Deidara as he threw clay bombs at Tobi.
*EXPLOSION!*
"WOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO-HOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO-HOOOOOO!" screamed Tobi as he disappeared over a mountain.
(Author's Notes: I couldn't help myself with the above scene)
With Siren...
Siren walks into the Hidden Leaf, nonchalantly and inhales deeply.
"THE FIFTH HOKAGE IS AN OLD HAG!" yelled Siren at the top of his lungs.
*Silence; Cricket chirps*
*EXPLOSION*
The Hokage Tower violently exploded as Tsunade punched the wall open, nearly leveling the building.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN 'OLD HAG'?!" yelled Tsunade as she landed in front of Siren, anger radiating from her.
"You are, old hag." said Siren before he took off running with an angry Tsunade behind him. Siren keeps running for dear life until he gets back to Whirlpool and leads her into a Chakra Suppressing Cage and locks her in it. His entire body faded of any color as he hyperventilates. Her yells of anger radiate from the Cage.
"Bad idea! Bad idea!" muttered Siren as he tried to calm himself.
With Naruto, Jiraya, and Nagato...
"ALMIGHT PUSH!" yelled Nagato as he sent Naruto flying.
"Sage Art: Raging Lion's Mane!" yelled Jiraya as his hair wrapped itself around Naruto before it dispersed revealing it to be a Shadow Clone.
"Rasengan!" yelled Naruto trying to ram his attack into Jiraya's back yet the perverted Toad Sage jumped out of the way causing Naruto to smash a tree down instead.
"No fair! Two against one!" yelled Naruto.
"Says the one who constantly uses Shadow Clones to his advantage." said Nagato bluntly.
"WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ONE?!"
"My side. Planetary Devastation!"
"WHAAA!" screamed Naruto as he was pulled into the planetary mass forming above them, trapping him in rock.
"I think that was a little much Nagato." said Jiraya eyeing the floating rocky mass.
"Maybe."
*EXPLOSION*
Nine-Tails Naruto busted out of the planet and charged up a Tailed-Beast Bomb.
"Then again...maybe not." said Nagato as he moved out of the way of the chakra ball before it collided with Jiraya sending him into a rocky cliff.
"Sorry pervy sage! I was aiming for my uncle!" said Naruto as he tried to slam his claws on Nagato who dodged them easily.
Jiraya gave a faint thumbs up before he fell into a women's hot spring earning screams from the naked ladies inside who decided to take their fury out on the already injured Toad Sage.
Nagato suddenly jumped in front of Naruto's snout causing the transformed ninja to flinch back in shock.
"Almighty Push!" said Nagato blasting Naruto into the nearby lake, knocking him into unconsciousness as he sank to the bottom.
"Maybe I overdid it that time." muttered Nagato scratching his head nervously.
END CHAPTER
Sorry it took me so long to update. Hope you enjoyed these scenes, the first two are supposed to be funny while the third...I'm not sure. Don't forget to read, review, follow, and/or favorite.
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