Author's Notes: I own nothing but Siren (Klaxon).
Wow, over 3,000 views. I didn't know this story would be so popular. Sorry for the long wait, but I needed some inspiration and listening to different themes helped.
Chapter 21: Three Years Later-Naruto's Return
The Eternal Chunnins (I forget their names), who defected from Hidden Leaf, stood guard at the Whirlpool's gates, both reading books to pass the time when they notice three figures approaching the gates and they put their books away and draw their weapons but then relax when they see Jiraya among the three.
"Hello Jiraya-sama. Returning from your trip." said the Chunnin on the right.
"Yes. Please don't say 'sama', it makes me feel old." said Jiraya.
"Pervy Sage, you ARE old." said the sixteen-year-old blonde on his left. The blonde had sharp canines jutting out of his mouth, red fox ears and red fur covering his body, and nine red fox tails slowly flowing in the light breeze behind him. He wore a blue-orange t-shirt with black ninja pants and a kunai holster on his left leg. His blue eyes were slits.
"He's right Jiraya-sensei." said Nagato, who now looked healthier and his hair now has more red but with white streaks in it.
"Traitor..." muttered the Toad Sage under his breath before paper butterflies swarmed the area until they formed into Konan who smiled at the three.
"Welcome back Jiraya-sensei, Nagato, Naruto." said the paper user calmly.
"Wait. Naruto?!" said both Chunnins at the same time as they stared at Naruto who laughed at their surprise.
"Have I really changed that much?" said Naruto rubbing the back of his head and all present nod, "Can we enter? I have something I need to give to a friend."
"Yeah. Come right in." said both Chunnin moving aside and the three enter.
"See you at the Uzukage tower later Pervy Sage, Uncle Nagato." said Naruto before he disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
Trade District...
A man with red-green eyes was reading an orange book in his office and let a perverted giggle escape his mouth as he read the book.
"I never knew you were a closet pervert Kakuzu." came a familiar voice and Kakuzu shot up, closing his book and hiding it behind his back as he turned around to see Naruto in the doorway.
"I'm not a pervert!" said Kakuzu hotly as his face turned a bright crimson and Naruto began laughing.
"Suuuuuure you aren't. Listen Scarecrow-" "SCARECROW?!" "-as I was saying; I got you something during my training trip."
Naruto reached into the small pack on his back and pulled out a slab of silver and Kakuzu's eyes widened.
"Where did you get that?!"
"From a mine in the Land of Iron, I nearly lost my head due to the mine's booby traps."
"Can I have it?"
"Sure...once you admit you're a pervert."
"Why you little-! Fine! I'm a pervert! I became a pervert once you left, I missed your pranks even though they cost me money, I missed them!" said Kakuzu.
"Here." said Naruto tossing it to the stitched-up man who caught it easily.
"By the way, Jiraya wrote a new one. Might want to try to get the special editions before they're sold out." said Naruto leaving and upon hearing a clattering sound, he turned around to see the slab of silver on the floor and cookie-cutter outline in the wall and he shrugged.
Bookstore...
The store owner barricaded the door upon seeing two masked shinobi approaching and grew pale upon the two trying to bash the door in and then he spied the three Special Edition Icha Icha books.
"Curse you Jiraya of the Sannin..." muttered the store owner as he willed the books to burn to ashes yet nothing happened.
Hospital; 20 Minutes Later...
Obito had his right arm in a sling and his left foot was elevated in its cast and he sighed before the door opened and in stepped Naruto and the one-eyed Uchiha smiled at his blonde student.
"Naruto, glad to see you made it back." said Obito happily.
"Good to be back. Why are you in the hospital though Obito-sensei, I thought you could turn intangible?" said Naruto looking his sensei's injuries.
"I can, but it only lasts five minutes. I'd...rather not say how my mission went...*shudders*...too horrible."
"At least you're okay. By the way, has Sasuke returned yet?"
Obito's expression turns solemn at that.
"No, neither of my nephews have returned. I'm sure they're alright though. Sasuke has control over his Curse Mark and Itachi...well...you know how he is."
"Darn, was hoping to challenge the teme when I got back..."
"Oh by the way, Tsunade took over as Uzukage."
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"WHAT?!"
"Naruto, calm down. She was under a genjutsu created by Danzo and is now freed. She's back to the way she was before that mission."
"Okay...I guess I should talk to her...hey! Where's Siren-Sensei?"
"You mean Klaxon?"
"What?"
"He changed his name back to 'Klaxon', something about his previous name being that of his alternate double...anyway, he's been waiting since this morning, 3 miles north of the village."
Obito notices the tick mark on Naruto's forehead.
"Why didn't you say so in the first place?"
"Ah heh he heh he heh...I got lost on the path of the hospital..." said Obito scratching the back of his head with his good hand.
"You forgot didn't you?"
"Yes..."
Five Hours Later...
Naruto walked into a massive clearing and saw his second sensei sitting on a massive totem head. His sensei still wear the black cloak but his blue-green mask was no longer a swirl pattern but was half blue, half green with some of the colors mixing but not completely.
"Naruto! You're back!" said Klaxon jumping off the totem and running up to Naruto and pulling him into a bone-crushing hug.
"Klaxon...can't breath...bones...breaking...!" gasped Naruto, his face turning blue.
"Oops! Sorry! I keep forgetting about my strength." said Klaxon letting Naruto go and rubbing the back of his head.
"So what are you doing way out here?"
"Tell me; what do you think of the totem head?"
"It's...uh...big?"
"Don't the intricate carvings, the colors, the expressions, make it seem as if it were alive?"
"Uh...I guess so..."
"Almost as if it were ACUTALLY alive?"
The totem head's eyes shoot open and glow blue and then it growls. A massive stone hand erupts from the ground, followed by another one and the totem pulls itself from the ground, revealing an upper body and an extra two arms and it glares down at Naruto.
"Oh crap..." muttered Naruto.
[Crash Twinsanity OST- Tikimon Theme]
END CHAPTER
Sorry if this chapter was lame but I couldn't really think of much and I didn't want to go with canon with the series so I hope this chapter is good. I used Tikimon because I like that boss from Twinsanity and I suggest for the next chapter you have that above theme playing for the fight.
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