I'm Pregnant – Joker
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Lucian was happily walking down the street of a town, close to Joker's territory. "What should I do?" She looks around her surrounding, and she smiles when her eyes stop at a certain store, a baby store. She couldn't help but giggle as she remembers what the young, male doctor said to her about a half an hour ago at a clinic. "I'm going to be a mother." She softly whispered as she gently rubs her stomach.
She was really surprised when the doctor told her that she's two weeks pregnant. She really didn't expect to be pregnant when she visited the clinic. She just wanted to know if she was getting sick or if there's something wrong with her body. When she told her problem to the doctor, she got confused when the doctor smiled at her. He said that what she's feeling for the past two weeks are a sign of pregnancy. Missing her monthly period was the big sign, the others were feeling nauseous, and fatigue.
At first, Lucian thought that the doctor was just joking around with her, but half of her believed him. She thought of reasons why she got pregnant, and only one reason came to her. She had sex with Joker sixty-three time changes ago (three weeks ago) without any protection. To further prove that the doctor is right about Lucian being pregnant, he did a test on her, and it was positive.
"I think I'll give them a surprise." Lucian giggles as she walks across the street, towards the baby store. She knows that both Black and White loves surprises, especially when it's from her.
Lucian grew excited as she roams around the isle, looking at baby toys. "Hehe~ this is going to be fun!" She picks up a blue and pink baby bottles. "Let's see….I think I'll get both!"
She took her time, picking out toys and what babies need when they're born. She bought the same baby stuff but with two different colors since she doesn't know the gender of her baby yet.
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When Lucian returned to Joker's territory, she was delighted to hear from one of White's worker that both Black and White were out in a little business. The female worker saw Lucian holding the white plastic bag in her right hand, and when the worker was about to ask what's inside the bag, Lucian held her left index finger on her lips. "It's a secret." She smiles. "If they return, please inform me immediately."
"Of course, Miss Caelum." The female worker smiles and bows her head down.
"Thank you." Lucian said before walking towards the circus to place some of the toys for White to see. The worker managed to see the other side of the plastic bag that had the word baby, and when she did, her smile grew. She ran off, looking for the other workers to tell the news of Lucian's pregnancy. If Lucian wants this to be a surprise for her two lovers, then it wouldn't hurt if the workers gives her a hand.
When Black and White returned, they were greeted by the workers. "Welcome back, Master Joker!" All of the workers said with a big smile on their faces.
"…." Black raises his eyebrow up and turns his head toward his counterpart. "What the hell is wrong with them?" He asks. "It's unusual for them to greet us like we've been gone for a long time."
"I don't know." White shrugs his shoulders. "How long have we been gone?"
"Uh…not long." Black replies back, looking back at the workers standing in front of the circus. "Well, whatever. I gotta go back to work." He said and he slowly fades away, leaving White alone.
"Did something happen while I was gone?" White asked.
"No, sir." One of the male workers shakes his head. "The workers and I are just glad that you have returned, that's all."
White's eye narrows suspiciously as he walk pass his worker and into the circus tent. He knows that there's a reason why his workers are acting strange and he's going to find out. He doesn't like being kept in the dark, he hates it. The moment his placed his foot inside the tent, he stops when he saw a single tiny pink box with a matching ribbon on top that's about the same size as his hand, lying on the ground about two feet away from him.
"What is this?" White asks to himself as he bends down, picking up the box very carefully, as if the box was a delicate object. When he lifts the top up, he saw a single piece of baby block in a color of blue with a letter B engraved on all six sides. "Does this letter B stand for Black…?" He scratches his cheek before picking the block out of the box.
In the prison, Black was standing in front of his wooden desk in his office, holding a tiny pink rattle in a shape of a star, while looking very confused. "What the hell is this thing doing in my office?" He lookS around his office, trying to see if anything important to him was missing. But none of his stuff were missing nor moved. Everything was placed exactly the way he left them before leaving with White.
Back in the circus, White found another baby toy in the back room, and this time it was pink bear with a letter Y stitched on its stomach. "What is going on?" He turns around to see if any of his workers knows anything, but they seem to ignore him and continue with their work. He looks back to the bear in his hand. "….This time it's the letter Y. Blacky….?" He blinked. He knows that the toys he found with the two letters does not stand for Black. If someone is making fun of Black, then that person is going to die immediately. "I don't know what's going on anymore. I need to see Joker." He sighs and disappears, and when he did, the workers all started cheering.
"Let's all celebrate!" One of the male workers shouts cheerfully.
"Yeah!"
Black glares at the object in front of him as he clutched the rattle in his hand. While he was walking down the prison hall, he tripped and hit his face down on the cold, hard floor due to stepping over a pink block with a letter B on all sides. "Seriously!" He shouts angrily, grabbing the toy block with his free hand. "Who the fuck would leave this damn thing here?! Someone is gonna die today!"
"What's wrong with you?" White appears behind Black, and when he saw Black lying on the ground, he laughs. "Ahaha, why are you on the floor?"
Black glares at White before showing the block to his counterpart. "This damn thing! This shit tripped me!"
"Wait a second…" White quickly grabs the block from Black's hand and looks closely to it. "This is the same as the one I found in the circus." He said as he pulls out the blue block out of his pocket. "It even has the letter B. See." He shows the one he found to Black, who looks at him with a confuse face. "I even found this." He pulls out the tiny pink bear from his other pocket. "This one has the letter Y."
"I found this in my office." Black mumbles, shaking the rattle in front of White. "I was wondering who put it there."
"Hold on." White sat down next to Black and places all three toys in front of him and Black. "Give me that." He said, grabbing the rattle from Black. "All four makes a word." He quickly rearranged the toys, placing the pink block first down on the floor, then the star, then the other block, and lastly, the bear, spelling BABY, if you make the star become the letter A.
"!" Both gasps as they stare at the single word in front of them. They look at each other, their mouth hanging down.
"No way…" Black spoke first.
"Oh my god..." White places a hand over to his mouth as they both look back at the toys. White feels so stupid for not being smart enough to take the hint, and Black….well, Black could only think of baby in his head.
There was a moment of silent before the warden and the jester burst through the prison hall, running as fast as they can to Lucian's room while shouting her name with a huge smile on their face that puts a shame to Boris' smiling face.
Black felt so shaken up as he runs towards the door that leads to his beloved Lucian. He didn't even bothered to open the door with his hand, and instead, he opened the door by kicking with his right foot. "Lucian!" He grins when he and White saw Lucian standing in the middle of her room, smiling lovingly at them and holding a white banner with a single sentence, wrote in cursive that send their clock heart flying out of their chest. Welcome home, daddy.
"Welcome home." Lucian smiles, her cheeks flushed red. "Hehehe~!" She giggles happily, tears slipping down her cheeks.
"Lucian!" Both Black and White ran towards Lucian, and both bear hugging their girlfriend.
"I can't fuckin believe this! We're having a baby!" Black shouts happily as he pulls Lucian away from White, and giving her a kiss on the lips. "When?! When did you find out?!"
"Today!"
"This is wonderful!" White smiles and grabs Lucian around the waist, spinning her around in circle.
"Ahahaha!"
"Hey! Be careful with Lucian's stomach, clown!" Black shouts worriedly, "Be careful with our baby!"
"Oh, right." White smiles and carefully set Lucian down on her feet. "Lucian, you have no idea how much you made me and Black the happiest men in Wonderland. Thank you so much." He said lovingly as he leans down and deeply kisses Lucian right on her lips.
"Mn." Lucian smiles under White's lips before kissing her lover back equally.
"My turn!" Black said, pulling Lucian back to his arms. "God, you are an amazing woman. I love your surprise."
"You're welcome." Lucian said as she wipes her tears. "I'm so happy right now."
"Me too." Black cups Lucian's cheek and kisses her on her right cheek then on her forehead. His smiling face then changed into a mischievous one. "How about we celebrate? Let's make another one?"
Damn. Why do Black have to ruin the moment? Lucian's smiling face slowly fell as she stared at Black, thinking about what he'd just said.
"What?" Lucian blinks. "What do you-ah!" She jerks back when she felt a hand underneath her skirt. "Black!" She glared at Black, her face turning bright red.
"Good idea." White smiled, wrapping his arms around Lucian's waist from the back.
"Guys! I already have a baby inside me!" Lucian shouted nervously as White started stroking her thighs. "Ahh! White! Stop that!" She slaps White's hand but this only made the masochist want more.
Black snaps his fingers and the door closes by itself. The lock of the door knob turned, and Lucian heard the sound of the door click. "Ever heard of making love while the female is pregnant?" He asked, taking a step towards Lucian as he removes his hat, throwing it to the corner of the room, and loosening his tie with his other hand. "It's common for lovers to have sex while the female is pregnant, Lucian."
"Black is right, my love." White whispers seductively in Lucian's ear as he unbuttons her skirt. "Don't worry, I'll be."
"Very gentle." Black finished the sentence as he slips out of his clothes, leaving him only his jeans. "I promise."
"!" Lucian's eyes grew wide open, her face turning into a tomato. No matter how much she sees Black's body, she will never get used to it. The freaking warden is a women's magnet, as well as White. Fuck, they're the same.
"Oh gosh….this isn't what I expected." Lucian bites her lower lip, "I was supposed to be the one surprising you both, not the other way around."
"Oh, but you did surprise me and clown." Black said as he unbuttons Lucian's shirt. "We're gonna be parents. That means a lot to me." He pulls Lucian's shirt down, leaving her with only her black and white lace under garment. He then carries Lucian up in his arms and made his way over to the king size bed, leaving White to undress.
Black gently places Lucian down to the bed, and hovers over her body, trapping her in his arms and legs. "I'll make you feel real good, Lucian."
"Wait for me." White softly laughs as he walked over to the bed, half naked. "My love, I'm going to make you scream my name, just like last time." He smiled playfully as he lays on the bed and pulls Lucian on top of him.
Oh god. Why does these two have to be so damn hot? Lucian thought, turning her on just thinking about what the two will do to her. Oh god! Being sandwiched by two hot guys can really make a girl lose her mind. "P-please be gently with me."
"I will." Joker smiled lovingly.
"Lucian, I love you." White whispers to Lucian's ear before licking her neck, and his hands slipping down to her waist, toward her clitoris.
"I-I love you, too."
"I want to have a lot of babies with you, Lucian." Black began placing sweet kisses on Lucian's stomach and making his way on top.
"Mm." Lucian moans, arching her back upward as White slip a digit inside her. "S-sure."
"Thanks." Joker smiles once again as he captures Lucian's lips and kissing her passionately, showing her just how much he loves her.
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Author: Next will either be Blood or Boris.