I woke up in The Hand's Tower with Robert looking at me.
"OMG you ludicrous stark." He said angstiyl. "Didn't you know the sprider was a cannibal?"
"No." I said quietly. He spat on my face and that was when I noticed his clothing. He was wearing the exact same thing as the spider was. It was black and satanic. I gasped and barfed a little in my mouth when I noticed a smell coming from my leg. There was a placebo on my leg and also a bandage. Robert also put a piece of rotten bread under the poultice. Robert was a septon at the sept of the old gods when he was younger. He wventually left and joined the war because he liked a girl. He is now the king bc he won the war. I noticed a scar on his left arm many years ago and it was there because Aegon's dragons burnt him there.
"What the hell , Robert?" I said in disbelief. He flipped his noire hair and spun around noisily . His cloak span around and knocked over my vase of flowers that was at my bedside. Dust and water and flower pedals where everywhere. It was so beautiful and then Roberts eyes twinkled.
"Ned, I want you to be my hand at the King;s Landing." He said like a anime gurl.
"k." I said and then collapsed suddenly. My blood was poisoned!
"Pycella!" Robert screamed, a tear in his eyes. "git him the milk of da poppy!"
An old man with a black robe came in. he wore a naruto headband and a inuyasha clook. His beard was long & white.
"Ay, lord," He fiddled with a bottle that contained a white liquid. He poured it down my throat and my sonvulsions stopped. "The milk of the poppy is a mixture of wolfsbane, thistle and Flea bottom tears."
"Thank you, master, yeh cleared his poison blood."
"Anything for the royal people."
I woke up ~3 hours later and I still had my bandage on. Robert had drawn some Vocaloid fan-art on it. I got up with a crutch (it wus very difficult) and drank some more poppy. Day 2 of the convention was today and I was extremely pumped to go. The Gundam was complet (yus) and I was uber pumped to see it. Robert, Robb, Car, Bran, Sansa and I were all going to go together. Robert wore a Solid Snake costume. It was the blue one from MGS2. Eventhoug it was extra large, his tummy made a huge bulge in the material. He trimmed his beard into a manly stubble 4 the occasion. Robb wore an Otacon cotume. It looked very good on him bc he was the biggest Otaku of the group. Cat put on a Kagome Higurashi thing that was green. She came with us on Kag's bike. She straightened her hair, added black dye and Put tons of gel in it. She was looking extremely hot. Bran might have had the best costume but that is immposible bc mine waz the best. He wore a Babette clothing from Skyrim. It was very simple because it was just a red dress. He had REALLY LOOOOONG hair already so he changed nothing there. Sansa was wearing a Hatsune Miku apparel. She died her hair green( it was very hard because her hari was originally orange and orange and green a opposites on the colour wheel). Her body was really well suited for the clothing but I didn't say because my family might think im a perv.
We went to the convention and it was amazing. The Gundam was soooooo real. Tents were everywhere and some Japanese bands were playing live. We moshed to the tunes and then left to buy some stuff. All of the sudden, some horses with plate armour came into wintergel real fast. They were red and it was obvious they were Bay. The leader was an old man with white hair and some black eyeliner. He had a lion head on his pauldron. His armour was black with some crimson and gold. I gasped…. It couldn't of been anyone but Tywin Lannisport. He threw a potion on the gundam and it melted away. Everyone one was screaming. Tywin had taken over the convention…
(Author Note: is it good?!)