Wicksy's return chapter 7
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Chapter 7
David cheerfully trotted across the square to his place of work, he was beginning to settle back into the hustle, bustle and noise of the place, a few residents were still shooting evil looks in his direction, but he didn't care.
The ladies loved him and the guys envied him, nothing new, he'd had his entire life to get use to this.
He burst the car lot door open and walked in, nodding politely at a very annoyed looking Max as he approached his desk. He knew Max wasn't particularly happy but for once he was unsure whether his presence was the cause of his colleagues frequent mood swings.
He slumps down in his swivel chair and switches on the laptop, there was a lot to catch up on, while the contraption loaded itself up he began fiddling around with some paperclips "this is my favourite paperclip" he informed Max holding the piece of twisted metal up.
Max shook his head and quickly grabbed some files before walking out, not uttering a single word.
"Mr ignorant personality it is today then" muttered David turning his attention to the laptop, he stares contemplatively at the screen, the curser keeps blinking and he suddenly loses all his interest in work.
"Carol" he mutters, his deep dark eyes focused on the photo he has perched on his desk, as he looked into the innocent eyes of his one true love he began to reminisce, the good times, the bad and the dam right daft times.
How had he ended up back here?
Maybe all roads do lead back to Carol?
Carol ... His one true love, his face drops as his memories rewind and replay, he had treated her so badly in the past, look at how much time they had wasted...
"Oh Carol I'm such a fucking cock!" He exclaimed...
"Who are you talking to?" Came a voice from the doorway, David quickly hides the photo and looks up "oh um nobody... Just myself" he mutters to the figure "can I help you?" He asks as the man steps forward into full view.
"Yes, I'd like to buy a car, I need a good runner, I'm leaving the square today you see"
David shot to his feet "oh um Do I know you?" He questioned the stranger..
The residents of the square changed so often and he himself had been back and forth so often be couldn't keep up..
"I think we've met" answered the mysterious man, taking a seat in front of David "you know what they say, talking to yourself is the first sign of madness" chuckled the stranger.
David grinned and gave him a nod "yes so they say" he laughed grabbing some keys from a near by draw "this way please sir" he instructed "I've just the motor for you".
After an hour of chatting and negotiations David had yet again managed to pull off a super deal, well a deal in his favour at least, he smiles as he waves the mystery man off.
"Where the hell do I know him from?" He mutters racking his brains.
Suddenly his thoughts are interrupted by a very irate Liam "granddad you got to come quick!" He yelled.
"Well I try not to sometimes Liam" chuckled David.
His grandson ignored his comment and continued yelling "its grandma she's selling the house! There's people coming today! You've got to do something grandad!"
Davids face dropped, why would Carol want to sell the house, she had no right! That was his mothers house!
"Right, come on" urged David walking beside Liam "what time these people coming to view the place?" He asked.
"In an hour, grandma is just cleaning up"
David chuckled as his brain sprang into gear, he handed Liam a twenty pound note "take her out for lunch for half hour, I'll tell her I'm going to do the cleaning" he instructed.
Liam looked confused but never the less took the money, maybe he could keep the change "urm so your going to clean?" He questioned.
"Me? Clean? No! I'm going to make a few alterations, we ain't moving anywhere" he said with a grin.
45 minutes later Carol and Liam returned to be greeted by the potential buyers, Carol shakes hands with them and tells them a bit about the square and the goings on, the easy going neighbours and then kindly invites them into the property to give them a tour.
Liam grunts and follows "its actually really shit round here and the neighbours are assholes! You know there's been so many murders around here lately" he informs them.
"Liam!" Snapped Carol glancing at the shocked look on the viewers faces "he's joking, he just isn't keen on moving, please come through to the sitting room"
She shoots Liam an evil look and follows them through, continuing her sales pitch, Liam's eyes are drawn to the top of the stairs where he gets a thumbs up from David, who he staying well out of the way.
Suddenly there's a crashing sound in the kitchen, Carol rushes through to be followed by the potential buyers, she stands and stares at the kitchen floor, which is covered in smashed plates, tins of food and random other objects from the kitchen cupboards "oh my god" she mutters placing her hand over her mouth.
Liam pops his head around the door and sniggers, he suddenly works out exactly what his granddad's done "looks like those shelves have come loose" he grins.
Carol ignores him and ushers the viewers upstairs "I'm so sorry about that, I'll get it fixed, that's never happened before" she assures them.
As they enter the bedroom the doorknob comes off in her hand but thankfully she manages to hide this.
"This is the main bedroom, this is where I sleep" she smiles as she hears a cracking sound from above, looking up she sees cracks appearing in the ceiling, dust starts fluffing about and settling on the bed as the whole thing cracks open and a box of her old sex toys crashes down onto the bed.
"Tut tut, won't be sleeping there tonight eh gran" smirks Liam picking up one of the sex toys.
"Liam! Put that down!" Carol wails snatching it off him and giving him a firm slap around the head.
"Um I think we should go! Its out of our price range anyway" scream the viewers darting out the room and down the stairs "place is a death trap!"
"This is down to you isn't Liam!" Screams Carol continuously smacking him with a plastic cock.
"No! It wasn't me!" He protests shielding himself from her angry blows.
"Hey bring them back! You didn't show them the bathroom! I loosened every third tile!" Said David jumping down from the attic, Carol paused and glared at him for what seemed like an eternity "you! You complete and utter bastard!" She yelled moving towards him waving the plastic cock about "look what you've done to my house!"
"Well technically its my house" informed David backing away "nobody wants to move, and you have no right to just sell up, my mum lived here"
"So you just fucking demolish everything! Why didn't you just talk to me about it!"
"Well... I would have but I only had an hours notice" stated David feeling smug, he knew he was right to some extent "besides its much more fun to make people think this place was built by a poltergeists construction company"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Screams Carol chasing David down the stairs and into the street "NEVER EVER COME BACK TO THIS HOUSE!" She yelled alerting almost the entire square and slamming the front door which seconds later falls off its hinges.
"Oops, forgot about that one" muttered David turning away.
"DAVID!" Came a scream from behind him, he turned just in time to feel Carols hand round his chops, slapping him over and over till she beat him to the ground "STAY AWAY!" She growled giving him one final slap before walking off.
"Ohh she's got a little terroir inside her" he muttered to himself holding his cheek and laughing "but I think she loves me" ,...
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