Tywin was ruining the convention. It was stupid. Twyn was throwing more potion and was melting things like the tents and the Japanese band members. Everyone was screaming and I wax 2.
"Ned, save me!?" Cat screamed worrily.
"Cate-~!" I was interrupted when a small man came up in a horse. He had half an nose and blonde hair. His ears were pierced and so were his lips. One of his eyes were green while the other was blue! He wore a black cloak, a purple doublet, spiky boots with bluudy spurs on the end.
"Hey Tyrion." I said happily.
"Sup. " He said it in a depressing tone reminiscent of Naraku from Inuyasha. "Oh hey, my dad is coming to the convention today. He is a really big anime fan but he is SUCH a poser. He watched the first season of naruta and now he finks hes a fan."
"Stupid idiot. Oh BTW we were going to go to RiverRun soon. Would u like to come?"
"Oh, yeah sure. Lets go now." We mounted some steeds and left the flaming convention. Tyrion strapped a boom box onto the horse and played some J-pop. The road to riverrun was really cool.
It was cloudy and beginning to rain on the King's Road. There were a couple bandits on the road but we just killed them with our swords (tyrion used a bow &arrow though). The road was cobblestoned and finally the rain began to fall. All the gel in Sansa's hair was melting out and our costumes were getting wet. I was so fucking angry.
We eventually came across and inn it wasd called Acorn Hall. The inn was very nice and the bartender served us some drinks. Robb had gotten all drunk and layed wit a couple of tavern wenches. I was so proud.
"MyMyMy this is a awesome hall, eh Eddard?" Catelyn said in a werarly manner.
"Yeah. All of the sudden Catelyn eyed the door and a short man with mismatched eyes came in. He had black hair and looked exactly like Tyrion.
"I got a dragon to any idiot who wants to give up there bed." A man took the coin "Smart man."
"What the fucking hell. Why do you look like me you you you dumb poser?" Tyrion said angrily?
"U r an idiot, Tyrion. I am Tyrion, liar." The dwarves got on the ground and wrestled Tyruin losed.
"OMG. STOP RIGHT THERE THE ONE IN THE BLACK WAS THE ONE THAT KILLED MY SON! ALL FREIDNS OF HOUSE STARK AND TULLI RAISE YOUR ARMS AND PREPARE TO FIGHT THE IDIOT BASTARD."
"Wow what the hell" Said black Tyrion. He suddenly did a spell and he dissapeard outside acon hall. All the swords of the people in the hall were raised. Black Tyrion was gone and running.
"Guys…" Said Tyrion "Can you Call me Imp Daemon from now on? I'm so sick of the confusion. Oh and BTW I think that might have been my brother… Jaime!"
We all gasped. We learned something amazing everty new day!
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