It was all cold outside and getting dark. Snew was falling. We were going to continent our journey 2 King; s Landing.

"Does any1 have anyfood I can eat?" Bran said in an insolent manner. I glared at him.

"What the hell do you think you gluttonous welp?" Bran wuz getting very fatt and needed sum disiciplne.

"arsehail."

Our journey continues. We were almost halfway through the journey! We fought some more bandits and highwaymeans. And it was getting warm… I had to take off my contume but I didn't bc then I would not look cewl.

"oh hehhy, cool cotume are you Robb SRak?" A man wearning a miyoga costume said, he was very little but v. nice.

:Hey you have a really nice costume 2 old man!" I replied. Suddelny the man got really angry and stabbed me in the chest!

Chapter 5.5

"NEEEEEEEEEED!" said my son Ronn. "r u ok?!"

I was bleeding out and I needed a medic.

"4 da love of god… get me da paramedic from SC2!" I feinted right there on the ground. The old man was gone bc my son Bran Stark munched on him.

"My husbund?" yellded Cackelyn. She begun to crawl at her face. She got all bloody and craxy.!

"Mother it is OK!" Yelled Robb. Suddenly he said a Japanese chant and I my womb healed. Althrough there was still blood on my clothes. Robb also did a chant on Catelyn and it healed he face and made hher not bluudy.

"Where did you learn that son?" I said curiosly. I suddenly remembered. Robb went to Maester school when he was 7. When he was there he learned magic, somefing all masters know. I knew that was why the 16yr old was always wearing an ugly un-otaka type of chain aroung his nack.

I was all bloody and muddy and wet bc I fell to the ground so I changed into a new costume. I put on a Nordic armour piece that looked exactly like something teh people abroad the wall wood wear. It was grey and blak and had a cool glossy finifh to the metal. There were horns on the shoulders. I also put on some black skinny jeans and spiky boots. I was looking so fucking amazing and imtmidated. Catelyn bluched at how awesome I looked. She continied to wear her Kagome higurashi school girl outfit (Catelyn is 22 so it still fits her).

The road was long &hard to traverse. My legs felt like lard after the journey butt we could see Kings; Founding in the distance we could see da rad keep and the big tan walls. It was amasing it might have been better Than Winterflea!

We arrived at the walls of the town and sum guards stopped us there. They needed us to show dem our ID cards. My picture was so stupid looking bc I took it when I was 17. The card was green and red and had a picture of Hatsune Miku, Tomiko Van, Ryo Owatari and some other anime characters hugging and doin the peace symbol.

"Very well, you may enter the city." We entered.

In the city there were some peasents complimenting our outfits and begging for gold. I stuck my middle finger up at them. All of the sudden, a short man with mismatched eyes, blak hair and was ridding a stallion came up to us. I gasped, Catelyn yelped, Sansa screamed, Imp Daemon was angry. It was Dark Tyrion and his pet boar porkchop!

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