"Wat are u guys doing here?" Black Tyrion (Evil) said. "I thought u guys were in Wintergell?"

"No we camehere for the convention." I said. All of the sudden Evil Tyrion and Imp Dameon started fighting.

"Wow. Y don't you just stop fighting me?" Said B. Tyrion in a furious voice. He was wearing an Orochimaru necklace that had his tongue sticking out, a Marilyn Manson and Slipknot t and some black skinny jeans. He wore sum trench shoes that were neon green.

"Ok, sorry, black Tyrion." Imp Daemon said sadly. "I just have this need to kill you like Inuyasha needs 2 kill Naraku."

"I totally understand." Just them, Imp Daemon took out a word dat was huge and glowing and looked like a fang. He thrust in it into the air and said

"Wind SCAaaaar!" And it hit b. tyrion in the face. He cried out in pain and suddenly started to scream!

"TRY PERELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXER PUT IT IN YOUR TEA SIT TRU TRU TRUE! ( I do not own the song).

"Oh my god. This is ridiculous. Smells BAAAAAD!" CCried Kaitlyn. A gigantique meteor came from the sky and was about to hit da King's Landing. It had a face like in ZELDA: MAJORA'S MASK. I Screamed too.

"JABAYA KONNICHIW A MARRAL MUSMAE FURINKAN SCHOOL MAGICA!" The moon cried excidedly. Me, Catelyn, Sansa, Bran and Robert and I were flabaerghastly.

We ran to the nearest exit of the city.

"omg there are so many clouds in the sky 2day." Said Catelny. "Mayb whe shoed get on them and ride on them like in DBZ?"

"Yah." I said exstatically.

"Clouds we ned youo today! Come down a/ let us ride on u!" Suddenly 1 cloud for each person zeomed down 2 us. There were light and fuaffy. We now zoomed into da air and flu back to Winterfell.

Chapter 6.5

"U c Bran… dat is how u ride a cloud." I said liek and expericaled war vet. Sansa came up from her cloud and got off sadly.

"Wat is wrong, my daughter?" I said depressed

"I don't know it is just dat Joffrey asked to marrrey me and I dunt want 2!"

"Well, Sansa, sometimes u have 2 do what u got 2 do."

"YES BUT I DON:T WANT TO FATHER. I DON'T LIKE JOFFREY AND HE IS A STUPISD IDIOT HE DOESN:R HEVEN LIKE ANIME!"

"OMFG. How? Let him come ober here. Ill give him da CLOSED SHAVE HE EVER HAD."

"K." I will send a letter on da morrowind."

"Good."

I went into mi room to watch a movie or anime. But when I got there is saw Tywind Lannispert watching naruta!

"Ah Eddard, you have a very nice anime collection… I just finished watchingg teh second season of Narutoo!" said Tywin in an britich acsent.

"Wow u stupid poser. You take over my town and now u watch my anime iwhtout my asking? U probably sctatched the discs. Oh and BTW (SPOILLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

sasuke kills orochimaru."

"Oh. My. Gof I cant; believe u just told me that. I HATE SPOILErS!" He then took the disc out of the player he then took the disc out of the player and cracked in it half. He then throw a potion at my shelf w/ all my anime and it all melted. I cried in insolence.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER." I yelled screaming. "TWIN LANNISSTRE YOU WILL DIE BI MY HAND." I then took out my bustered sword and slid in thorough his stomach. Blood pured all over the DVD player. And me aswell. His body fell limp over my 90inch flat-screen tv. Suddently, Santa ran into the room.

"Oh my god… DAD~!" She cried. "I fink I want 2 marry Joffrey Baratheon." She eyed Tywin and spat on his palid face. "He is actually converted to being an Otaku. I don't even care if he iz a Satanist!"

"That is nice honey." I said as I began to put Sweeney Todd into the dvd player.