Word from the Author: (Sorry for da long weight. I was bisi and I hope u enjoy dis chapter. Pls REVIEW. It is v. appreciated. Anyways onto the story.)

I could not recover from my loss of anime. Anyways, 2day I got up and put on some clothes. I put on some black and white checkerbord skin jeans that were blak and white. 4 my shirt I put on a t chirt that said The Walking Dead on the gfront and had a zombie from the walking dead on it. I wore some black converse and curled my hair and put a whit streak in it liek in Sweeney Toff. Suddenly my wief catelyn came into the room.

"OMG, ned!" she said angrily. "oh my, there is someone outside da town and theu look just like me except she if 14 and haz bland hair and locks pretiers."

"yah right dat;s actshuly pretty preppy stoopif, catelyn only Imp Dameon has a colon."

"There must be more! she must have copied me like a poser and stuff she even wearing da same Hatusen miky cotume as me. She even bot it off ebay!"

"I will haff to sea for myself." I walked out the door stupidly.

I looked out my window hole and saw a large army bing lead by a preppy gurl with blonde hair.

"I AM CATELYN STORMBORN TARGARYET. I AM UNBRUTNT AND DA MOTHER OF DROGONS!" SHE YELLED EHILE HER HATUSINE MIKI HAIR FLOOPED ALL OVER DA PLACE.

"Oh, My God!." I yelled as I examined her waste length bloonde hair flailed in da wind. She looked exactly like catleyn and I was making me all hot and stuff. "Wat do u want, Catlyn?" I yelled at her.

"Simply hand over ur anime collection and wii will leave."

"R u crazy? I spend over 10000000 dragons on that animes!"

"yeah, so?" She said evilly. "I guess wii will have 2 kill u."

"HAHAHAHHAHA, stupid poseur. U copy catelyn and pretend to be an anime fan? U are the worst. Y don't you go back to Valar Dohairyus?

"Ok. You're being Lucicrous. Her dragons suddenlty swooped into da air and came in to me town!" They brunt the temple of the old gods.

"LIIIIQUUUIIIIDDD!" I screamed angrily like Solid Snake. Hur bloddriders were invading the main gate entrence. I know what I had 2 do. I must give hwr my anema collection.

"stop. Stop!" I yelled with an agry look on mii face. "I will give u what you seek."

"Haha. You are wise eddard Stark. Ok just ship it to meereen by UPS. I fi don't get it by the end of the month I will come back and kill u so fuck off." She got on her dragons and flew away. Her soldiers was very angry bc they had to walk. I saved the city.

I wnt into my rrom and began to pack my collection. I changed my clothes because I was really dirty from the battL. I wore mi shoulder-lengf brown hair in a punytail and put on a black t that said 'I make my brother do my homework' It had brine pink and green robbons all over it.. I also put on black jogging pants that were grey and stippy.

I creied a salty tear onto my anime collection dn the tear hit the face of Ichigo Kurasawi. I hoped the moisture wood ripple the paper cuver hart. I gave it to the mail man and he tried to comfort me. I just stabbed him w/ my bistereed sword.

I took a walkf outside afterwards and looked depressed. AND SO WAS I. I was feeling so f-ing depression that I almost thot about slitting my wrists!

"hey ned. Whats up?"

"oh wouuldn't u like to know, you stupid fatso."

"I saved u from ur poison blud… don't talk 2 ur king like that!" Just then a little small man came into the yard with a pet boar… I gasped