12 Ways To Screw With Lelouch's Geass
"This is the original order!" - This is what happens instead.
"Jump!" - They ask how high.
"Kill Yourself!" - They go and kill Yourse E. Flannigan.
"Live on!" - He does, but only for one minute.
" Bake me a cake!" - it's made out of burnt sushi and a dog.
" Give me your car!" - They drive back home to pick up a beat down 1988 Chevy that's leaking heater fluid.
"When I do this, you will recognize me a Cornelia!" - I hope you could see what could go wrong with that…
"Never speak again!" - Mao can laugh in sign language.
"Forget about (xyz)!" - They have a diary. (actually happened)
"Buy me this!" - They do, but then break it afterwards. No Xbox for you Lelouch.
"Do a spin kick!" - No one can control the SSK. (Suzaku Spin Kick)
"Don't move!" - Their heart stops beating and they die.
"Wake up!" - Their eyes are closed dumbshit…
