12 Ways To Screw With Lelouch's Geass

"This is the original order!" - This is what happens instead.

"Jump!" - They ask how high.

"Kill Yourself!" - They go and kill Yourse E. Flannigan.

"Live on!" - He does, but only for one minute.

" Bake me a cake!" - it's made out of burnt sushi and a dog.

" Give me your car!" - They drive back home to pick up a beat down 1988 Chevy that's leaking heater fluid.

"When I do this, you will recognize me a Cornelia!" - I hope you could see what could go wrong with that…

"Never speak again!" - Mao can laugh in sign language.

"Forget about (xyz)!" - They have a diary. (actually happened)

"Buy me this!" - They do, but then break it afterwards. No Xbox for you Lelouch.

"Do a spin kick!" - No one can control the SSK. (Suzaku Spin Kick)

"Don't move!" - Their heart stops beating and they die.

"Wake up!" - Their eyes are closed dumbshit…