(Author note: sorry for the long w8 for new chapters. It is a new year and I plen to rite more. Check out my other fanfic co-wrote by notthatelf my friend here on .)

Eddrard found himself laying in a bed in pastel black. A blinde master was tending to his womb that was already scared 12x times. He was so fucking angry about imp daemons' betrayal and he felt like feeding him to bran.

"Let me op-!" Said eddard who was struggling 2 get up. THe blind master said something.

"U kent get up, ned. Your too hurt.."

"Don't tell mii what 2 du u stupid idiot preppy noobish old man baka!"

"Fine then! Get up and ruin ur leg, idiot!"

Ned got up and attempted to move. "Ah~!" he yelled and reached 4 his leg. "Oh my Marilyn manson!"

"Sea? I told you it would ruin it moar."

"Fuker."

Eddard sat there 4 a lot of hours and was visited by his family a lot. Bran said he was srry abou the gunshot and so was sanza. Robb told me to man ip and take the woulnd like a men. Eddard told him he was a 'fucking poseur'. Redaarrd lay there thinking about catleny and her bigotry. 'She was a bitch', he thought as he played a game of scrabble w/ rickon.

"OK. I got Targartyian." Said eddard.

"Dad its spelled Targaryan."

"Why u stupid little bitch." Eddaed said as he through the scrabble board over the floor (they were plying on the bed).

"I'm sorry!" Rickon replied, tears that were blue rand down his nose.

"No, ricken, its mien fault. It's the moon tea that the maester gave to me. It makes me go insane."

"O. Ok…~~~!"

It was many weeks before eddard finally woke up and waz able to walk again. He walked to the dining room and ate a beakfast with his family. Imp Daemon was there with a red woman in red who was wearing miltiry pants and a shirt that said runefest 2007. He looked at me with evil red gothic, eyes. I presumed they were contacts lenses. Eddard also noticed another new person at the table. She was sitting beside arya and sansa and looked extremely evil. Eddradr noticed her satanic pentagram pendant arounf her neck (that wad red like blud), her black shirt that had the face of Marilyn Manson, Marilyn Monroe, Woopie Goldberg and the guy from family feud. Blood red letters said 'the 4 sages'. She also had a pair of black skinny jeans on with TONS of pentagrams. She a pair of cheesy red satan horns on that eddard thought she hade bought from the doller store or walmart. Finally her hair was black with red streeks and a pair of ruby red earing. Eddard walked uo to her and asked who she was aggresvly.

"Who are u?

"Hi my name's star."

"Why r u here?"

"bc I;m hungry?"

"Only men are allowed on da Knight's Watch."

"What are u sexism or something?"

"No it's just weird."

"Oh so Gilly is allowed and so is that Ada Wand woman but not me… Is it because I have hirns?"

"No! No. Just continue on! Eat!"

Da woman continuation to eat she horfed down a turnkey leg and the eay of a goat. Just then Bran ran into da room and ran up to errdad.

"Father! Imp demeon is planning wit dat woman in read."

"What do you mean?" Eddard asked.

"I listened to them while they were taling. The woman is a friend of the clone of catelyn (the one who stole eddard's anime collection and looks like danaerys targaryan.)"

"This. Cannot. Be."

Just then Imp and Ada dashed into the room holding guns.

"hands in da air." Ada said. She was holding a machine gun with a pictue of Dracula, neo from the matrix and Bellatrix from HP on the side.

"Do as the woman says." Imp dameon replied. "Dis is no game u play for ur amusment."