PLEASE READ THIS::::*Hello I am back after a long wait for the new chapter. My grammar is much better now but I may be still a little bad. I am now using spell check. Anyways this continues from chpt. 13 (bad luck) where Imp Dameon (regular clone of Tyrion: the other is dark Tyrion) and Ada Wong hold up the dinner table at the Wall. Tyrion has betrayed Eddard for his past love interest Ada Wong. Eddard is still trying to find his anime collection that was stolen by the clone of catelyn (danaerys targaryan) along with Robb, Bran, Sansa, Arya, Tyrion* *The regular catelyn has been sent to exile with Brienne of trap and Dark Tyrion because she cheated on Eddard with Joffrey* *This chapter is dedicated to my preppy fanfic reader friends out there, you know who you are.* Anyway on to the story. Please review!~~~~~~
Ada pointed her Dracula, Neo from the Matrix and Bellatrix from HP ingested gun at me, right up at my face. She looked at me with evil eyes and then looked at Tyrion the stupid traitor.
'Where is the anime collection that catelyn clone stole?' she said before tying noose around my neck.
'I don't know what urn talking about!' I cried. She sighed.
'Yes you do. I was a friend of the clone of Catelyn. She stole it but then she threw me into exile.
'Liar.' I said.
'Ohmygod. Tyrion am I telling the truth?'
But before Tyrion (Imp Dameon) could answer, Star suddenly threw the turkey leg at Ada. Grease stain dripped down ada's ugly face and mad her smell like a tuna. Eddard nearly puked but before he did, star suddenly ripped her Woopie Goldberg, Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Manson and the guy from Family Feud sweater off. She dipped it in Join Snow's wine and slapped Adz in the face with it. Her face got all red and red roses. It would actually be age odd thing because ada had a red dress on. Eddard liked her fashion decisions.
Tyrion (Imp Dameon) was shitting his pistol like a madman it shot bran in the forehead causing bran to fall over and die.
'You idiot!' I screamed like the guy in the cafeteria and body slammed tyrion into a wall. Suddenly Bran came back to life like Vamp for Metal Gear Solid 2. I wondered if he would start talking in a southern Italian accent like Vamp. Sadly, he did not. Jon Snow was comply blinded to all this because he had headgears on and listening to some stupid band like My Chem Romance or Eminimen. God Jon Snow was such an angsty prep.
Imp Dameon punched me in the face and kicked me in the foot. I picked him up and threw him at the firesplace but not in the fire. Bran was fighting Ada and Robb, Sansa, and Arya were too.
'I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY ANEMA!' I screamed at Imp Daemon. 'I've had enough of you, Imp! Time 2 die!' I picked him up AGAIN and threw him into the fireplace. He burnt and burnt and screamed. Everything went slo-mo like at the end of the Matrix 1. Ada was screaming too and tears were screaming down her face.
'So that it?' She cry. 'Tyrion=dead?'
'ya' I said.
'You know,' Ada said as she did a back flipped and kink Robb, Bran Sansa and Arya down the stairs while eating a big mac. 'Imp Dameon and I made a deal.'
'What king of deal?'
'I said that if Imp was to die by your hands, I would give you my cosplay gear.'
'And what would dat conviction of?' I said like Dolores Umbrik.
'A Robb Stark costume, A Rick Grimes gun holster and sheriff hat and badge, A captain Jack Sparrow hat and wig, A Timo hat for LOL, a Turin hat from WOW, a cool Halloween mask that looks a lot like Mariyln Manson and finally a Tom Nook fur suit with matching Saradomin cardboard cutout!'
'Hmm.' Eddard said. It was a good thing I killed Tyrion, he thought. 'Alright! I'll take the costumes!'
Eddard was excrement happy. Him, bran, Arya, Sansa, Robb and maybe Ada would put the costumes on to trick Danaerys into giving the anime collection to him! This would surely work!
