An update :D With something I think people should be able to relate to, and otherwise I am just a creep. *knows there are more creeps out there*

Hope you'll enjoy, guys!

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A few hours later Naruto was not so sure any more about Sasuke wanting to get in his pants. Now he was mostly beating himself up over the fact that he had yelled right in Sasuke's face about this. Sakura was giving him a hard time too, mostly by laughing at his grunting, because he had done this to himself completely. How dumb was it to even think that had been a good idea? Shouting about getting into his pants right in Sasuke's face, in front of many onlookers. Naruto had completely and utterly screwed up.

So Naruto was in a bad mood to say the least, which wouldn't be much of a problem normally. Unfortunately Sakura was still forcing him to go to some after con party tonight, and he had already promised to go. The thought of drinking did cheer him up a little, because he could do his best to forget his idiotic behaviour for a while. But the actual getting ready part was not really something Naruto was looking forward too. Again he would need to be partially in costume, though this would be a freeform. The Thor face and hair, but a regular outfit, which was also seen in the first movie, so still fitted. The cosplay just now held a bad taste and what if they ran into people who had witnessed his embarrassing moment? This was going to be a horrible experience, Naruto just knew it. And Sakura would not let him get out of this evening, so they were going clubbing.

Which was what Naruto was preparing for at this point. Taking a shower to wash all the sweat away from the day at the con, only to prepare himself for sweating more at the club. As the water cascaded down his back, Naruto leaned forward to spread the shampoo through his messy hair, the blond locks as unruly and stubborn as ever. Wigs were much better and did obey when Naruto wanted something from them, unlike his natural hair.

Turning around Naruto stuck his head under the water beam and let the shampoo flow from his hair, squeezing his eyes tight shut to prevent soap from getting in them. It never occurred to him that letting the water hit him from behind would be more effective.

For a moment his fingers moved up and slid over his lips, Naruto's thoughts going back to the point where he had kissed Sasuke. They had barely even touched, but the tingly feeling still remained. God, how pathetic was he to get this weird kind of celebrity crush on someone he hardly knew? All he knew was that Sasuke was absolutely gorgeous, and that he was a great cosplayer. That was it. How could he have a crush? He was no goddamn teenager anymore, and should know better, but he didn't. Not that it mattered much now. It would only be this painful memory that would last forever and ever, because he has never felt as embarrassed as today.

Shutting off the shower Naruto finally got out of the stall. The mirror was completely fogged over, and Naruto had this feeling it was only for the best. His face must look horrendous and he kind of wanted to show that off to Sakura and hope she would actually pity him a little. Sakura was the best at being supportive and cheering him up, so that was her job now as well. She must have some kind of strategy to get him back on his feet and tell him that this crush will fade soon enough.

Putting on a fresh pair of boxers after drying himself off with a fresh white towel, Naruto made his way out of the bathroom and stepped into the bedroom area of the hotel room they had booked for the weekend. Making sure he looked as sad as possible Naruto put on a pout and stepped around the corner, only to find Sakura staring at the screen of her tablet rather than at him.

'I found something interesting,' Sakura hummed, her finger going up to point at Naruto to show she had noticed him coming in. As if that was hard to miss under these circumstances. With a huff Naruto dropped down on the single bed beside Sakura, glancing over her shoulder to see what she was doing. 'This is the Facebook page of Sasuke and he posted something yesterday. He's going to the party tonight as well.'

Naruto's eyes had lingered a little longer on one of Sasuke's pictures. A photoshoot somewhere in an open field with him as Loki, though his costume was not completely finished yet. His face was stern and set beautifully, and somewhere in those dark eyes he saw the sparkle that fitted Loki so well. So Sasuke could pull off Loki's face, even if the smirk missed around Sasuke's thin lips. Only after Naruto had fully examined the picture, did the words hit him. 'He's going to the after party?!' Naruto's eyes had gone wide, staring at Sakura to will her to say it was not true. 'Oh, no. I am not going. I am not risking the chance of running into him there. God, he thinks I am such a moron.'

'Everyone thinks you're a moron,' Sakura chippered in affectionately, patting Naruto on his wet hair. 'So this is nothing new. Remember when we first met? I really could not stand you, and look where we are now. Best friends forever. So don't give up on Sasuke just yet. He will see how wonderful you really are and then fall head over heels with your rock hard body, because man, you are stunning.' She shook her head and let a chuckle bubble up as she poked him in the stomach.

Trying his best to keep an annoyed expression plastered on his face, Naruto leaned his head on Sakura's shoulder, eyes focused on the Facebook page as Sakura delicately slid through it. 'He would not fall in love with me, just because I work out a little,' Naruto replied, though he couldn't help but feel a little flattered. He may not be the most muscular guy out there, and could certainly not compete with Chris Hemsworth, but he did have a six pack.

Grabbing Naruto by his chin, Sakura looked at him all sweetly. 'No, he will fall in love with you, because you're such a cutie.' And then as she released him again, added cheerfully, 'and because you're good in bed, or so I've been told.'

'What?! Who told you that?'

The eyebrow wiggle didn't mean anything good. It was weird enough that Sakura knew how good he was in bed, without actually ever having experienced it, but then also being so cocky about it. Who did he sleep with that was also a friend of Sakura's?

'I have my sources,' Sakura said sneakily, shooting him another glance that didn't mean anything good.

Grabbing the tablet from Sakura, Naruto stubbornly stopped her from continuing scrolling through Sasuke's page. She better start talking now. 'Who told you? And why do you even know this? And why are you aware of my sex life?'

With an eye roll Sakura simply took her tablet back, because she was never impressed by Naruto's threats, unfortunately. She went right back to scrolling as if nothing was amiss, liking a few pictures in the process. 'Well, for starters, how can I not be aware of your sex life when I am your best friend, and you enjoy going into full detail when you've done something freaky again. I am not sure why, but I know everything about your sex life. Secondly, you brag about your sex life as well, as if you are the king of the bedroom, which I used to doubt, because I know you.' The arrogant look he got then from Sakura was low, but… she was right. He did have a big mouth and bragged a lot when he had had sex. And… Sakura was always the victim in the end. 'And lastly, I was told by one of these one night stands of yours, because apparently my face says something like "please tell me all about the details of your gay sex life. I so badly want to know." So this is why I know.'

Another twinge of embarrassment coursed through Naruto's body and he grinned awkwardly at Sakura, scratching himself behind the head. 'Those are… fair reasons,' he muttered in reply, really having no idea how to save himself out of this moment. Maybe he should not brag as much about his sex life.

A squint of the eyes sent another warning Naruto's way that he better not reciprocate with anything, because Sakura would have a better comeback. She did always outsmart him. Slowly her green eyes slid back to the tablet and then her finger halted, posed on the screen as she focused on something. 'Oh, here Sasuke is as Mello. Wow, he looks really awesome.'

Instantly Naruto's mind had forgotten all about his sex life discussion, and was purely focused on the image now. Taking the tablet from Sakura, he let the image really sink in, eyes sliding to every corner of it. Sasuke had a nice straight blond wig, hair styled in just the right way so a part of it hung messily in front of his face. Blue contacts gave his face an entire different look. But it was the seductiveness while he was biting on a piece of chocolate that really got to him. It was only a pic of his face though and Naruto wanted to see more. Quickly he tapped on the album it was part of and was met with many more Mello pictures.

Slowly he went through all the pictures, halting at some to press the like button. It was hard not to comment, though it would not make a difference. He was under Sakura's account now, and if Sasuke saw that it was him leaving a comment, then he would probably not get such a nice reply. Still these images were amazing. The places he had shootings at were fantastic, and some of the poses were simply perfect.

The outfit was so detailed, with the fur coat the match and a tight leather pants wrapped around his legs so nicely. The best was when Naruto could see this sliver of skin peeking out right under Sasuke's shirt. It was only a bit of his bare abdomen, but it made Naruto want to reach out and touch it. God, this guy was just… beautiful.

A blush had settled on Naruto's cheeks as he was continuously rubbing his finger over his lip. He was not even sure what kind of emotion he was feeling now, but it was certain his celebrity crush had grown much larger. He felt pathetic, but still couldn't prevent the butterflies from fluttering through his stomach as he once more thought back to that kiss. He didn't really notice when the tablet was taken back by Sakura, mind too absorbed in what he had just seen. It didn't matter what Sasuke looked like. His face was completely different in every cosplay, and yet he was beautiful in every single one of them. Sasuke was just something special. He just had to be.

'I'm going to add another like to his page, so he now has 786 and then you can do that too, so you at least get updates of all the pics he posts. Maybe you will show up as well since I saw one of his friends taking pictures too.'

Naruto wasn't really listening to Sakura, but she was already halfway through his phone, getting to Sasuke's page in the Facebook app. With a sigh he pressed like, because of course he wanted to see all the updates Sasuke posted, and more if he could. But that would not happen, because Naruto was not a creepy stalker, and even if he was slightly, Sasuke would not give him the information Naruto wanted. There was no link to a private page, so Naruto could not find him there either. Though he would check again later and really have a look, when Sakura wasn't there. He lied, he was a creepy stalker.

'Oh, he also has a picture of how he normally looks!'

That did catch Naruto's attention and instantly his eyes were back on the tablet. There he was, Sasuke posing reluctantly for the camera with a drink in hand, clearly not too pleased that a picture was being taken. But even though his mouth was inched up in annoyance, and even if there was a glare set deeply in those dark eyes. Sasuke looked absolutely gorgeous. The dark hair messily hanging in front of his face, and the pale skin standing out so perfectly against it. Somewhere in the back of his mind echoed the name Snow white, though Sasuke had no red lips to match.

'Oh god, he's so handsome,' Naruto groaned out, hiding his head in the pillow to hide the heavier blush now set on his cheeks.

Bumping him in his side, Sakura seemed extremely excited, her tone cheerful again. 'And you're going to see him tonight.'

'And I am going to see him tonight,' Naruto replied much less happy.

'And you're going to sweep him off his feet,' Sakura chipped in again, hopping up and down on the mattress.

'I wish,' was the only thing Naruto uttered after that.

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After this clubbing scene and I love club scenes 0.o

Characters © Masashi Kishimoto

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