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Ch.5 Team 7

"GAHH! Shut up dobe!" Sasuke yelled back to Naruto.

"So I see you two know each other," Sakura commented, while she and Sasuke were ordering ramen

"Yea, unfortunately" They both said.

"So how did you guys meet?" By this time Sakura and Sasuke already got their ramen.

"We are on a Ninja squad," Naruto stated.

"Yea, and we are supposed to get a new team member." Sasuke said.

"What's your team?" Sakura asked once again taken a big slurp of ramen.

"We're on Kakashi's team, Team Seven." Naruto stated.

Well Sakura was shocked ramen fell out of her mouth, while her eyes bugged out.

"NO WAY! I'M ON KAKASHI'S TEAM!" Sakura screamed

"COOL! RIGHT SASUKE-TEME!?" Naruto screamed back.

"Will you guy's quiet down! Your going to wake up the whole town and the dead" Sasuke scolded.

"Gomen" they both said.

Once Sasuke and Sakura were done with their ramen, an hour passed, and they had to go back to the Hokage.

"Well Naruto, Sasuke and I have to go now see ya… come on Sasuke." Sakura pulled him out by the collar of his shirt.

"HEY HEY! WATCH THE HAIR!" Sasuke yelled.

"Oh relax, it ain't that great any way. I mean, come on, it's a chicken's ass. Now hurry,"

"What's the hurry!?"

"He might notice, and run after us."

"Notice what?" And is if on cue they heard a;
"OI! SAKURA-CHAN NOT AGAIN! YOU SAID YOU WOULD PAY!"

"Hurry up Uchiha!" Sakura said while pulling Sasuke by the arm and running.

'Wow that was… fun. And it was free.' Sasuke thought.

Soon enough Sasuke and Sakura were back at the hokage's office, and Tsunade didn't look very happy.
She stood up from her desk, then walked to the to kids standing side by side, while holding a sake bottle in her hands.
"Sasuke.." She started, looking very angry. "You are late."

"By a minute." He replied.

"Whatever, now GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" She screeched.

"Fine.." He started to take a few steps, but turned around and said;

"You know Tsunade first impressions count"

"…." Tsunade was completely clueless.

"Look what you have in your hands, then look at what's a bit beside me."

She did as told, she saw the sake bottle, and then Sakura. Sake, Sakura, Sake, Sakura….Oh! Now she got it. Then she shoved the sake into Sasuke's hands.

"Leave." She said simply while blushing a bit.

Sakura giggled a bit, and Sasuke smirked but left non the less.

"Well… Sakura what do you think of Sasuke? Have you met-"

-THEN THE DOOR SLAMMED WIDE OPEN-

"OI TSUNADE-BAA-CHAN!"

"NANI!? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT NARUTO!!!" Then there was a murderous glint in her eyes. Then a BOOM, SMACK, POW, BANG and even POP followed soon after.

There was a beaten up Naruto, a ticked off Tsunade, and a shocked Sakura. Tsunade gained her composure, then asked sweetly;

"Now. What do you need Naruto Uzumaki?"
"Baa-Chan, oh hi Sakura! Anyway I think Sasuke-teme is drunk."

'Idiot calling me that' Tsunade thought angrily.

"He said he wasn't, and he left." Naruto said again.

"He's not." Sakura said.

"How could you be so sure?" Naruto asked, while Tsunade just stared in interested at how she could tell.

"Because I sense him coming, and his chakra is not loopy but angry, so if I were you I'd, oh I don't know, RUN FOOL!"

'Wow, I just noticed that now, and I couldn't tell he was mad.' Tsunade thought. While Naruto jumped out the window, landed swiftly on his feet, and ranlike the hounds of hell were on his heels.

"NARUTO, YOU OWE ME A NEW WINDOW!" Tsunade yelled.

-THEN THE DOOR FLEW OPEN AGAIN-

"WHERE IS NARUTO!?" Sasuke yelled. Sakura thought he looked funny, angry with dripping sake on his hair, and pieces of glass from a sake bottle all over him.

Sakura then pointed to the window, and he jumped out, and ran to kill Naruto. Then a grey haired man walked in wearing a mask with his headband covering one eye, and reading an orange book that said, Icha Icha Paradise.

"Ah, Kakashi, nice of you to stop by. To meet your new student I'm sure." Tsunade said in her most cheery voice.

'Oh no.' Kakashi thought.
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To be continued.
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Well what do you think on this one. I gave you guys two chapters in one day. That's my thank you for all the reviews I've been getting. And just to let you know, I will make a sequel to My Idiot, And My Pest. But I'm still trying to get ideas, so maybe you can help me on that. Just give me a review, put your idea in it, and how you think what ever your reviewing for is. Thanks and plzz review:D