Spirit Elma: day six, I really like this song now! hated it before.

December 6th - caroling -

Spirit Elma: Opens the door, Roy starts singing.

Roy: On the first day of Christmas,
Alphonse sent to me
A blond shrimp ranting at me

Edward: STOP CALLING ME A MIDGET!!!!

Winry: On the second day of Christmas,
Roy Mustang sent to me
Two auto-mail limbs,
Roy: And a blond shrimp ranting at me.

Edward: DAMNIT KNOCK IT OFF!!!!

Alphonse: On the third day of Christmas,
Winry sent to me
Three wrenches flying,
Winry: Two auto-mail limbs,
Roy: And a blond shrimp ranting at me.

Edward: my own brother… -_-'''

Riza: On the fourth day of Christmas,
Havoc sent to me
Four m16s,
Alphonse: Three wrenches flying,
Winry: Two auto-mail limbs,
Roy: And a blond shrimp ranting at me.

Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT

Riza: *shoots gun*

Edward: *silence.*

Spirit Elma: don't shoot at Edo-kun!

Armstrong: On the fifth day of Christmas,
Falman sent to me
Five pink sparkles,
Riza: Four m16s,
Alphonse: Three wrenches flying,
Winry: Two auto-mail limbs,
Roy: And a blond shrimp ranting at me.

Edward: *silent still, in fear of being hugged.*

Brenda: On the sixth day of Christmas,
Fury sent to me
Six little puppies,
Armstrong: Five pink sparkles,
Riza: Four m16s,
Alphonse: Three wrenches flying,
Winry: Two auto-mail limbs,
Roy: And a blond shrimp ranting at me.

Edward: Damn you bastard colonel!!!

Scar: On the seventh day of Christmas,
Dante sent to me
Seven sins to kill me,
Brenda: Six little puppies,
Armstrong: Five pink sparkles,
Riza: Four m16s,
Alphonse: Three wrenches flying,
Winry: Two auto-mail limbs,
Roy: And a blond shrimp ranting at me.

Edward: I blame you Spirit Elma!

Spirit Elma: What'd I do?

Edward: …

Falman: On the eighth day of Christmas,
the colonel sent to me
Eight books on joking,
Scar: Seven sins to kill me,
Brenda: Six little puppies,
Armstrong: Five pink sparkles,
Riza: Four m16s,
Alphonse: Three wrenches flying,
Winry: Two auto-mail limbs,
Roy: And a blond shrimp ranting at me.

Edward: *has duct tape over his mouth, is thrashing wildly*

Fury: On the ninth day of Christmas,
Brenda sent to me
Nine dog stew recipes,
Falman: Eight books on joking,
Scar: Seven sins to kill me,
Brenda: Six little puppies,
Armstrong: Five pink sparkles,
Riza: Four m16s,
Alphonse: Three wrenches flying,
Winry: Two auto-mail limbs,
Roy: And a blond shrimp ranting at me.

Edward: DON'T CALL ME SHORT, I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOU HEAD!!!!!

Spirit Elma: whoops…he got loose…

Pinako: On the tenth day of Christmas,
those brats sent to me
Ten walking sticks
Fury: Nine dog stew recipes ,
Falman: Eight books on joking,
Scar: Seven sins to kill me,
Brenda: Six little puppies,
Armstrong: Five pink sparkles,
Riza: Four m16s,
Alphonse: Three wrenches flying,
Winry: Two auto-mail limbs,
Roy: And a blond shrimp ranting at me.

Edward: On the eleventh day of Christmas,
those traitors sent to me
Eleven damn short jokes,
Pinako: Ten walking sticks,
Fury: Nine dog stew recipes,
Falman: Eight books on joking,
Scar: Seven sins to kill me,
Brenda: Six little puppies,
Armstrong: Five pink sparkles,
Riza: Four m16s,
Alphonse: Three wrenches flying,
Winry: Two auto-mail limbs,
Edward: And lots of traitors calling me short.

Roy: Hey! that's my line and you got it wrong!

Edward: *sticks tongue out*

Havoc: On the twelfth day of Christmas,
the ladies sent to me
Twelve notes of rejection,
Edward: Eleven damn short jokes,
Pinako: Ten walking sticks,
Fury: Nine dog stew recipes,
Falman: Eight books on joking,
Scar: Seven sins to kill me,
Brenda: Six little puppies,
Armstrong: Five pink sparkles,
Riza: Four m16s,
Alphonse: Three wrenches flying,
Winry: Two auto-mail limbs,
Roy: And a blond shrimp ranting at me.

Edward: I hate you all.

Spirit Elma: I think you all need help, coming up with those lyrics… *slams door in all their faces*