SE: This was hard to post as I am typing while keeping my new kitten off my keyboard and entertained. His name is Edward and, of course, has fur that is golden. Really a light orange/yellow, but looks gold! He has Ed Elric's temper as well...

December 11th - Caroling, take two -

Spirit Elma opens her door and sees Edward, Havoc and Riza. Before she can offer to let them in Riza starts playing in introduction on a harmonica.

"Oh damnit! Please not again!! NO!" they ignore her and Ed starts singing-

Edward: Oh! You better watch out,
you better run fast,
you better scream loud,
I'm telling you why:
Roy Mustang is coming to town!

Havoc: He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
gonna find out who's ugly or nice.
Roy Mustang is coming to town!

Edward: He sees you when you drinking,
he knows when you're tipsy.
He knows if you are bad or good,
so be bad for goodness sake!

Edward/Havoc:
So...You better watch out,
You better run fast
You better scream loud,
We're Telling you why.
Roy Mustang is coming to town.
Roy Mustang is coming to town.

Spirit Elma stands in her doorway, eyes wide and jaw dropped. "That's not only a Christmas song, but a children's Christmas song!" her voice raises two octaves, "How could you do that!" By now Riza is long gone.

"Simple," Havoc starts, "the boss made me, plus Roy stole another one of my girls."

"Its not stealing if they come willingly."

Edward and Havoc freeze. Slowly they turn around to see a very pissed off Roy Mustang. Spirit Elma pipes up.

"Oh! Hi Roy, should I run fast and scream?" She smirks at Roy as his eyebrow twitches.

"No." he turns to Edward. "This is for calling you short, isn't it." Spirit Elma snickers in the background.

Edward on the other hand smiles innocently. "Would I do that?" he sounded perfect. No sneakiness, or anything implying anything. Just a real question. Roy frowned and his fingers twitched.

"Yes."

"Oh." there was a pause. "Bye then!" and he was off. Like the quick little fox he was, no one had any chance to catch him.

"He ordered me." Havoc quickly defended himself and was excused by an irate Mustang.

"Seriously, should I run and scream?" Mustang raised his hand and snapped his fingers, toasting her to a medium rare.

"No, you should call 911."

Turning on heal he walked down the snow shoveled driveway and out of sight.

SE: Roy is so mean to me...I'm fine! gotta love the CGI flames! Review please!! Ed(my kitten) got locked out of my room after typing geberish for the sixth time...