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Getting kidnapped wasn't on Sam's plans, but hey! Shit happened everyday in his life, might as well get used to it.
After the man in a bow tie sat down, Sam only had one word to describe him: weird. First, who the hell wears a bow tie? Second, who the hell would talk to them smiling after hearing they are criminals!
"Hello! I'm the Doctor" The man said smiling, Dean and the woman stared at the guy strangely, so Sam sighed and though, might as well do your best to end this soon.
"I'm Sam Winchester and this is my brother Dean, but I think you might have already been warned?" He said it more like a question, but it's not as if he cared. But the man's eyes shined with recognition, which made Sam a bit weary "And doctor who?"
"Just the Doctor." The man answered gleefully, then turned to the red headed woman from the restaurant, "And you are?"
"Natasha Romanoff. I've got to say Doctor, for someone so involved in defense on Great Britain on many alien attacks, how come we barely heard of you?" The woman, Natasha, asked curious.
"I don't like being the center of the attention, well, not when alien attacks are involved."
Dean sent him a look and mouthed aliens? Seriously! Sam just shrugged, Fury said he was reuniting a group of experts; this guy must be one of them. Sam sighed; Dean got them in this mess, now he wouldn't even believe what the people were saying, not that he did. But it wouldn't surprise him, so Sam tried to keep an open mind.
Natasha looked at his brother, then to him, then to the Doctor again before asking, "I've heard you travel with companions, who came with you?"
"Oh, yes, I do. My wife came with me, though her parents did travel with me for a long time, they decided to take a break for a while. Captain Jack Harkness is an old friend of mine, but he doesn't travel with me, not anymore, but he did come. We ran on each other when he was running from S.H.I.E.L.D."
Dean raised an eyebrow, "Another one that came unwillingly, wow, you guys must be famous for your kindness!"
Sam decided to ignore his brother and asked, "Who else is part of the team?"
The woman just rolled her eyes, "Bruce Banner just arrived; he is a nuclear physicist, Captain Steve Rogers, also known as Captain America is already aboard, Sherlock Holmes, a genius and detective and John Watson his friend that comes in the deal are just outside the room.
"Tony Stark, a genius that has . in physics and electrical engineering, also known as Iron Man…"
Dean had already been holding his laughter, but he couldn't hold it anymore, Sam chuckled too, it seemed quite unbelievable to get all those people in the same room and Natasha wasn't even finished!
"What's so funny?" a handsome guy walks into the room with a flirtatious smile on his face.
"Jack!" The Doctor exclaimed in glee "Come meet the rest of the team!" He demanded, pointing to Jack then to the ground in an obvious .Now.
Jack only rolled his eyes but came closer, as he was really curious about who were the two beautiful guys in the room and the gorgeous redhead.
"Well, hello there" the man winked at the people in the room, making Natasha roll her eyes and the brothers look at him awkwardly.
The Doctor facepalmed himself "No flirting, do the favor"
"Whatever" Jack rolled his eyes "Who are they?"
"I'm Natasha Romanoff and these are Sam and Dean Winchester" said the redhead "But I'd rather wait for the rest of the crew before of explaining who we are again."
The man looked at him and his brother curiously, this was how people reacted to 'criminals'? Sam was quite confused because normally people would scoff and stay away, but he guessed that with what people were dealing with, it wasn't really a surprise.
The man turned to the Doctor, "Winchesters you say as in…"
"I think so, I'm not sure, I'm really surprised and it's the third time just today."
People started entering the room, everyone must have arrived. Great. Time for the freak show, the hunter thought grimly. Might as well enjoy it too, there are legends here.
Every chair was occupied except for two, Jack sat between the Doctor and a blond man Sam recognized from pictures, Captain America, she wasn't kidding, he really is here.
"So, is everyone here?" asked the black guy with the eye patch. Everyone around here seems to have a peculiar accessory or way, Dean thought funny, remembering the guy in the bow tie, and scanning the crowd, focusing on the one wearing a ridiculous mustache, the one in a black trench coat even though it was frying hot in the room, the woman with curly hair seemed distracted with something that looked very dangerous as the Doctor was looking at her weirdly. Jack had a creepy smile as he talked to Captain America, who kept blushing (I'm in the same as Captain America, how cool is that?! Sam will probably get mad if I start fanboying in 'such a serious occasion' so I better not get into a fight. I don't wanna get hit by those darts again, those damn things hurt like a bitch).
Romanoff just nodded at the man; Fury looked at everyone in the room, probably deciding where to start the introductions.
"Many of you may know each other, but most may be confused as to why I invited seven more people" Sam noticed the man in glasses snort, Fury shot the man a glare, "Let's start with Stark, which all of you may already know or heard of, dr. Bruce Banner," he said gesturing for the man in a purple shirt, "dr. John Watson, a former soldier and Sherlock Holmes, a consulting detective," he gestured for the man with the mustache and the man in the long black coat that seemed more bored than the hunters without a hunt.
"Captain Steve Rogers, or Captain America for the public, Captain Jack Harkness," with that the said man winked at no one in particular, "the Doctor and his wife Professor River Song, which I've never heard about until now," the woman next to the Doctor smiled at that, "Agent Natasha Romanoff, and Sam and Dean Winchester."
Now there were people staring at them awkwardly, Sam guessed that the Doctor, his friend and wife were just strange.
"What?!" Dean asked rudely, he was tired of all those looks, he wasn't a murder and he knew that, but other people never knew and he hated that.
If they about half of what he's been through, they wouldn't look at him like that.
"You're criminals?" asked Sherlock seeming bored and Watson stared at like asking what the hell he was talking about. "For the way everyone is looking at them, is as if they are ready to run and hide, then shoot you when you're distracted." The man rolled his eyes as if it was obvious. "Have you ever killed anyone?"
"No!" the two Winchesters answered at the same time looking outraged.
Natasha rolled her eyes at their reaction "They're lying"
"No, they aren't" Sherlock, Jack, the Doctor and River said in unison, and then stared at each other weirdly.
Sam had to say, he was impressed, Dean just seemed relived that someone knew that, Fury glared at them before saying, "There are witnesses!"
River was the one to talk this time, "There are creatures, Director, many, many creatures there are able to disguise themselves as other people."
That caught the brothers' attention; did she know about their job? Sherlock went on, " It's obvious that they aren't really criminals, they just run when people catch them. Their clothes are too worn out, if they were really criminals they wouldn't have minded stealing money or robbing banks too."
"And by the way they hold themselves you can see that they're not really surprised by the fact that a Norse god is trying to take over the planet, I'd say that they're a bit bored, but that could be by the fact that they didn't want to be here in the first place." Jack continued looking at the boys closely.
"The way that they look around the room and hold themselves suggests that they work with things that need an observant eye, which says investigation, not cold blooded murder." The Doctor finished, "Am I wrong, Mr. Holmes?"
"Not at all, but you forgot to mention Doctor, that they called Loki, a pagan, which means they believe that gods exist, but they don't have any faith in them otherwise they would have made a prayer to them already." The blue-eyed man completed watching the Doctor carefully.
The Doctor grinned in return, "Also, the fact that they called Loki a pagan means they're used with mythical lore, which means those investigations most probably have something to so with the 'supernatural'" River and Jack coughed to disguise their laughter, obviously enjoying the exchange.
The consulting detective seemed to be finally interest in something, "Another thing that brings my attention is their quiet discussion while tied up, they obviously have things more important to do than help a group of hopeless people that have already started a fight in the back of the room, Mr. Stark and Mr. Harkness would stop acting like children and sit down?" Sherlock said with a tinge of annoyance at the end.
Both men looked at Sherlock with raised eyebrows "Your wish is an order, my darling" Jack winked at Holmes, making the other man confused and almost succeeding in making him blush.
"Whatever" the other rolled his eyes going back to deductions "These boys are always looking around the room, they are too much at alert as if expecting for something to just pop up out of nowhere-" Sherlock was interrupted by a sudden appearance.
"Sam, Dean, I've been looking for you, you simply disappeared and I didn't know where to look when I didn't find you at the motel"
Everyone with weapons got up on their feet, pointing their guns at the new guest.
"Who are these people?" Castiel asked to Sam and Dean, who didn't seem worried at all about the other people in the room pointing guns at their friend.
"Humans" Dean clarified, making Cas relax a little bit.
"Why are we in the sky? And who are these people?" he seemed suspicious as if he already had an idea of what was happening and didn't like it at all.
Dean paled at "sky", Sam took pity on his brother, and he knew how his brother was afraid of heights. So Sam answered instead, "We were kidnapped now it's okay because we are going to help them."
Castiel looked around the room suspicious, but said nothing about that, "Help with what, Sam? You have a job to do."
"I know Cas, but a pagan, Loki, is trying to take over the world, we have to help them" Sam said sheepishly.
"Okay, but I'm staying with you two." Dean seemed to relax at that and Sam didn't comment.
That's when Fury exploded, "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE!"
The angel glared at the director, making the brothers smirk, "I am Castiel, I'm an angel of the Lord and I flew here. If you, Nicholas Fury, think that you can just kidnap the Winchesters without consequences, you're very much mistaken."
"Angels don't exist!" Fury hissed at the man in a trench coat.
Castiel's eyes shone with his grace and lights flickered as the shadow of his wings appeared on the wall. "What is that phrase that humans say like to say, Dean? Cat got your tongue, Director?"
Everyone was quiet, Sherlock, for the first time, seemed shocked, the Doctor's eyes shone along with River's, but all the other's seemed freaked out. Sam wished he had a camera, he supposed he could try to hack the system and get the footage.
Castiel's eyes locked with the Doctor's and said, "The lonely god, you've changed your face, but your hearts remain the same."
The Doctor widened his eyes but didn't seem surprised, just caught off guard "You know who I am" he asked intrigued.
"All angels do. You helped protect this planet and it's obvious some of my brothers didn't like it. But I'm one of those who has to thank you, for keeping the human race safe."
The Doctor seemed shocked, just like Professor Song and Captain Harkness. While the Winchesters were only confused and curious, everyone else didn't even know what to do or say "Who is he?" Sam asked Castiel.
"Oh, yes, I forgot you didn't know" Cas smiled apologetically. "He's a Time Lord, from the planet of Gallifrey, he's been protecting Earth and the Universe from their beginning till their end. An honorable god with a dark past and a hard life. I assume you'll get along quite well." Castiel turned to Dean and Sam.
"He always travels with a companion" Cas continued, "A way of keeping his head on the ground I assume. Those are Melody Pond, or River Song, as she prefers to be called, the Doctor's wife. And Captain Jack Harkness, a time-agent and the oldest man to ever walk the universe, the Face of Boe"
Silence fell in the room, you could say that Sam was shocked, but that wouldn't be even the beginning of it. Captain Rogers cleared his throat before saying, "Shouldn't we focus on finding Loki?"
Jack obviously didn't miss the chance, "It's quite difficult to focus with someone so breath taking in the room"
"Jack…."
So… How was it?