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"So, I've already given them a false lead to Spain you can go and do your business then I'll attract them to Germany like you asked, alright?" A man with light brown hair said with his feet on a table watching the scene in front of him.

An older man was working on building a portal and a younger guy was hacking the cameras from Spain to watch S.H.I.E.L.D.'s progress. A tall man with dark hair rolled his eyes, "They better be on time, I don't want them to capture me late because of your tricks."

"They won't. Will I be in charge while you're out?" The man with almost golden eyes asked with a little pout on his face.

The other man seemed to think for a while, "If you're asking if you'll be in charge of protecting to cube and watching over this ants, then yes."

"Okay, don't forget to annoy the Winchesters for me, Loki!" The man yelled as the other disappeared. "Ugh, rude. I taught him that."

He took a look around him, Loki really needed help. He had known the guy for a long time, then he shows up all beaten up and demanding help to conquer the planet of ants. It was just not right.

Well, he had really been helping Loki, but with other plans in mind. Now that the man was out with the plans of being captured, he could do what he had been waiting for since Loki got his hands on the Tesseract

"Alright guys, chill! Take a break, when the cat is out mice go out to play!" The man yelled conjuring candy out of nowhere.

A screen also appeared in front of him, from which he could see S.H.I.E.L.D's new puppets. Oh, he was going to have so much fun with those guys. The angel smirked to himself.

He put other two men behind him to a sleep, which would delay the Chitauri army getting to Earth as he erased both of their memories. He wasn't really worried about their arrival, he knew that until then he'd find a way of pushing those ants to discover the truth, but until then, he could have little fun.

Maybe some pranks?

Oh, there was Loki. That little c*nt had to go on and blow up his fun. Well, it doesn't matter. I'll have fun when Loki is captured.

It won't take long; by the next day he will be able to teach S.H.I.E.L.D's puppets a lesson. But that would have to be after he left Barton and Selvig in the headquarters of the organization.

The only problem would be Thanos and his Chitauri army, one way another they will reach Earth, portal or not. The portal was just a way of getting here fast, but he would have a few days of fun before worrying about that.

"Now, we just watch Loki getting captured."

"That was planned"

That was the first thing Sherlock said when Loki was put on the cage. The Doctor nodded, he had felt that too, it was too easy, even Daleks could do better.

Jack, Bruce and Stark were analyzing Loki's scepter, which was really funny to watch since Jack knew physics and math from the future, meaning how they did things were really different. So when Stark started acting like a child, Fury called him down to check something, the rest of the crew thanked whatever it was that made Fury call Tony to his office.

"What do you mean, it was planned?" asked John.

He knew Sherlock worked better when asked about things, to him it was obvious it was planned, and so it was for the Doctor, and if he thought everyone understood him he'd stop his deductions there.

Now Sherlock was being pushed to think more to explain and when he explains he talks and when he talks and listens to himself he discovers new things.

"I mean that it was too easy, if Thor didn't show up there wouldn't even have had a fight. Loki came here because he wanted to. There's something around here he wants. No, but he is locked, how can he get what he wants when he's locked? How? How? How? Oh, of course, he has a spy. Someone among us… Or someone who will be able to come inside the Helicarrier while our attention is on him." Sherlock seemed satisfied with himself.

The Doctor turned to him, "You think he will send the missing agent back?"

"No, someone who can't be seen or it would be obvious that the archer is the spy."

"That's true, but who would be able to hide from an angel because now we have that on our sleeve, he would only know that if he hacked the systems."

Sherlock stopped for a second, "If angels exist, what else does?"

The consulting detective and the alien looked at each other and then turned their head back to the table where the Winchester brothers were sitting.

"They've been dealing with this for more than twenty years, haven't they?" The Doctor asked quietly.

"Twenty six"

"Sam is twenty six"

Sherlock nodded, "Their father imposed this life on them, they didn't have a choice."

"You're still waiting for me to say that Castiel is one type of alien, aren't you?"

The Doctor didn't get an answer and let the silence fall, well, that was until two bodies fell on the table. That is, just popped out of thin air. Natasha ran and checked the bodies and yelled that they were alive and their identities.

Clint Barton and Erik Selvig.

Jack picked up a note that appeared right after the bodies were taken from the table and read it out loud.

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