Spirit Elma: Oy, busy, busy day. Passport app, shopping and baking...sleepy...
Warning: this chapter was written on lack of sleep and a high from pepermint sugar cookies...

December 23rd - Feliz Navidad -

Edward bounced into the office, his eyes not landing on one thing for too long. The only ones there that early were Hawkeye, Falman, and-a very reluctant-Mustang. Falman was the first victim, or, person to speak to Ed.

"You seem chipper this morning, Major Elric."

Edward turned to reply, "Nollaig Shona Dhuit!" Riza sighed from her desk. Another crazy day with mentally affected men…which reminded her, Mustang had better be doing his work…

"Edward-kun," Riza began, "the colonel wanted to see you." Ed beat his head on the wall, obviously not wanting to talk to Mustang. Finished killing brain cell via head-against-wall method, he nodded in acknowledgement.

"Frohliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr! Riza-san" She stared at his back as he went to Mustang's office, wondering what was going though his mind…then Al came in.

"Ah! Riza-san, have you seen brother?"

"He just went in to see the colonel."

"Oh boy…" even being stuck in armor she and Falman could tell he was embarrassed. He muttered lowly, "I can't believe he actually doing it! Colonel's gonna kill him…"

"Alphonse, what's going on?"

He moved over to the door and motioned for them to come over too. They did and pressed their ears to the door.

"…and destroyed their town hall! You can't keep doing thing like that Fullmetal!…Well?…"

Ed cringed, not that the three eavesdroppers know that, and opened his mouth. "Colo sana wintom tie been?" Mustang just stared.

"Come again, FullMetal?"

Ed took a breath, "Gajan Kristnaskon." Okay, Mustang knew that one.

"FullMetal, knock it off…" Ed shook his head.

"Hyvää Joulua! Mustang!"

"FullMetal…" Roy was now getting annoyed, severely, annoyed. Ed, however, was saved be a knock on the door, "come in. please." he mumbled that last part under his breath but still got glared at from Edward. The door opened to let Al in, just before the door shut however, Roy saw a laughing Hawkeye and Falman. Or as close to laughing as they get anyway…

"Hello colonel, nii-san."

"Al."

"Al! Natale hilare et Annum Nuovo!"

Al groaned and hit Ed upside the head, "nii-san, cut that out, I was joking!" Ed grinned mischievously while Roy just looked confused.

"Pozdravlyau s prazdnikom Rozhdestva i c Novym Godom!" Ed grinned, having way too much fun with whatever he was up to.

"Alphonse, what is going on. It would be nice to know why I'm going to fry my subordinate." Roy put on his spark gloves while Ed gulped quietly. Al hit Ed again.

"You be quiet." he turned to Roy, "You see…ummm…I kind of made a bet with him…and he lost?…"

"Nadolig LLawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda?…."

"FullMetal, shut up," he eyed Al, knowing there was more, "and?" Ed glared at his brother, not that it fazed him at all.

"Eehehe…yeah…all Ed can say is one phrase, in different languages, for the rest of the day…but he can say names too"

Mustang raised an eyebrow and glanced to Ed. He had fallen in his seat, hand covering his face in embarrassment. 'I'm going to kill Al for this…' was on Ed's mind at the moment. Mustang smirked, "Ed? Anything to add?"

A vain popped in Ed's forehead, 'Damn bastard! Stupid bet with Al….' he thought sourly than said aloud, "Mo'adim Lesimkha. Shana Tova…" Roy laughed.

"MERII KURISUMASU!…Bastard!…"

SE: Really, no idea where this came from....just did, you were warned...BTW- can anyone name any of the languages used? good luck!
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