Guest: I wrote "Supreme Headquarters of International Espionage and Law-Enforcement Division" because it's the 1966 version (the original one) of the name. It was later changed. Since both Jack and River are Time travelers I decided it would be nice for them to know that and make the confusion.

So… Enjoy!

Disclaimer: We own neither of the shows or the Avengers.

The rest of the afternoon and evening was exhausting, no one really wanted to talk, the air was tense and the ones that were talking were trying to figure everything out, mainly Sherlock, John, Bruce, Jack and the Doctor.

So, after eleven thirty they decided it was best to rest and plan what they were supposed to do with the Norse god and the messages.

Like the last one they received,

Sweet dreams

-A

Jack woke up with a weird feeling, but he didn't get too suspicious because it was as if he knew something good was going to happen, but didn't know what. Well, good in his opinion because the Doctor may think that what's good for him is disgusting for the rest of the universe.

However, he had no idea of what he was going to find. Like Bruce holding his laughter while eating candies and watching Natasha and Clint trying to speak.

When Natasha tried to speak, her voice came out as grave raspy and really weird voice. And Clint's voice? Well, he would make Barbie jealous.

Jack laughed at them, whoever did that, they had a good sense of humor.

"It's not funny!" Clint's new Barbie voice yelled, Bruce almost fell over laughing.

"I'm going to kill Loki!" Natasha's new raspy grave weirdly voice came.

John opened the door and looked at them weirdly "I thought there was someone else in the room" he said confused.

Jack and Bruce started laughing again; the two spies just rolled their eyes and mumbled things under their breaths which made John laugh because their voices!

That's when Sherlock comes in screaming all kinds of nonsense. It took some time for them to realize what he was actually saying, but when they looked into his eyes it got obvious.

Sherlock was blind.

"I can't see! Somebody help me! Is this some kind of joke?! JOHN! JOHN! Where the hell is John?!" he complained as walking around the room and the other four couldn't help but laugh at him. "Who is here?! Why are you laughing?! This isn't funny!"

Everyone in the room went silent; John couldn't find words to speak. He was too shocked, so Jack did the job, "But you went to sleep just fine!"

"I think I noticed!" Snapped Sherlock dripping venom from his voice.

"Sherlock…" John said quietly rushing to Sherlock's side, helping him to sit down. "It's going to be okay, we'll find who did this."

Clint looked at Natasha, "I won't complain about my voice. Ever."

"Me neither."

"Guys, I think I need help" a new voice appeared among them.

When everybody turned their attention to Steve it was hard to get people to look away.

"I can't seem to be able to put any clothes on" Captain looked confused as Natasha and Jack checked him out and the others stared wide-eyed.

"What's happening?" asked Sherlock "Why is everyone so quiet?" he started to hyperventilate "Who can't put their clothes on?"

John finally got away from his trance and held Sherlock's hand to reassure him he was there "Captain Rogers is in his underwear" the man spoke slowly, almost as a whisper.

"Every single piece of clothing I've tried just vanishes of my body!" Steve informed them blushing.

Natasha raised her eyebrows, "Certainly for the greater good" she said and her voice scared the super soldier.

Jack almost fell down laughing, and then he felt something. Suddenly his body was thrown meters away and hit the ground one meter from the soldier. He tried to move away, but it seemed that a force made Steve fall on top of him.

"Gravity pulled you, Captain?" Jack smirked flirty, the soldier turned into a tomato, he jumped back, which made the other captain fall on top of him.

Clint snorted, "Gravity's pulling who now?"

"Shut up, Barbie" Jack said annoyed.

"What's happening?" Sherlock asked quietly to John.

John tried to think, if he was going to be Sherlock's eyes, might as well be as good as the original, "Jack seemed to be pulled towards Steve, literally, when he tried to move away, Steve fell on him and when Steve tried to jump back, Jack fell on top of him."

Sherlock frowned, "What was the first distance between them after Harkness was pulled by the said force?"

"One meter at most."

"That's the maximum distance they'll be able to have between them then."

"What?" Steve asked surprised, he learned to trust the detective, but for once he wished the man was wrong.

"Well, it's obvious that all of what is happening is a prank. Two people had their voices changed, Steve can't seem to put his clothes on and I am blind. The two of you not being able to stay away from each other seems just like a gift."

"A gift?!" Steve asked incredulous. How could that be a gift?

"I liked that gift" Jack smirked and looked at Steve who tried to run away, but failed, as he fell into Captain's Jack arms wide eyed. Jack's smile only grew bigger. "Well, hello there" Steve blushed.

"Steve fell?" asked Sherlock.

"Yep" John responded.

"Into Jack arms?"

"Yep"

Sherlock smiled. He couldn't help but ship the two of them, however weird it sounded, he found it too amusing when the two of them were in the same room together.

After a couple of minutes, the two men managed to stand up and sit on chairs near each other. Not long after that, they could hear a growl and steps so loud that could shake the Helicarrier coming in the direction of the room. The door opened once again.

It was Thor. In a female's armor, written on the front, "I'm the fluffy princess of Argard". He's cape? Well, it was pink with a unicorn and written "hug me" under it.

"Who did this?" The god of thunder growled.

John sighed, "We don't know, Sherlock's blind, the two of them have their voices modified, the captains can't get away from each other and Steve can't put any clothes on."

"Welcome to the club, Sparkles." Said the Barbie voice of Clint Barton.

So, what did you think?