We hope you enjoy, really, we had a lot of fun thinking this up.

Disclaimer: We don't own Supernatural, or Doctor Who, or Sherlock, or the Avengers. Just the plot

With everything that was happening, people in the conference room (which seemed to be the only place where everyone could be together) were starting to get annoyed. Sherlock wouldn't stop complaining, wanting his sight back, John was trying to calm him down, but it wasn't causing much effect.

Natasha and Clint would refuse to open their mouths for anything, Steve was trying to stay as faraway as possible (one meter) from Captain Jack, who would keep on hitting on the blonde just to make him blush.

Thor seemed out of place in his female armor, he claimed that those were parts from Sif's biggest armor.

All the talk (or not talk in Clint and Nat's case) stopped when a very pissed of Nick Fury stormed into the room making everyone fall off their sits with laugher (even Sherlock when John was finally able to elaborate a phrase to explain the situation)

"Who the hell did this?!" the man screamed angrily at the people in front of him. Not that anybody cared; they were too busy making fun of their 'boss'.

The man was wearing something that looked like a nightgown. All pink and fluffy, plus his eye patch was dark pink and adorned with glitter and pearls. But the best thing about it all was that whenever he walked they could hear a cat purr and the tiles beneath his feet would shine in different colors.

"Oh God! This is too funny!" Clint practically yelled between laughs, his Barbie voice making him laugh even more.

"Obviously, Fury, you've been pranked, just like most of us." Sherlock said with a little smirk.

"Oh and yours is?!" The man snapped angrily.

Sherlock was quiet for a second before answering, "Blindness."

Silence fell once again, everyone that had been on the room previously were avoiding mentioning Sherlock's lack of sight. Fury seemed to get the message from John's eyes, that were glaring at him, talk, one more word about it, do it and I'll kill you.

They all heard a shriek, John said, "I bet it's one of the Winchesters"

"Fifty pounds that it's Dean" Sherlock confirmed.

The door opened and a blonde woman came inside fuming, there were freckles on the woman's nose and cheeks. Her green eyes were scanning the room, trying to find anything abnormal, "What the fuck happened here?"

The pants the woman was wearing were practically falling and the shirt was almost on her knees, Jack chuckled as he realized who just arrived, it wasn't difficult to guess after everything they saw, "Man, you're a chick"

The woman, Dean, glared at him, and answered sarcastically, "Oh, really? I didn't notice!"

River came inside the room, she analyzed the room before eating a candy from a bag of candies she was carrying, "I have clothes in the TARDIS if you want some, Dean."

Dean raised an eyebrow at the woman who didn't seem even a little bit surprised.

"Well, thanks, Professor" he smiled at her and made his way towards the TARDIS.

After some time Dean came back with another girl by his side and they seemed to be discussing their new appearance.

"Sammy, stop bragging, you know I look hotter"

"You wish" his brother/sister rolled his/her eyes.

"Well, I have a bigger butt"

"I have bigger boobs"

"C'mon girls, this fight is ridiculous" River started "We all know that girls don't fight over things as appearance like that" the woman rolled her eyes "Who gets the more male attention wins" she smirked and the gender swapped boys shivered.

"Guys! Guys! Guys! You won't believe it, but I'm a girl!" the Doctor came running inside the room looking very pleased with his new body. The guy (or girl, whatever) was jumping in excitement.

"It seems like you're not the only one" laughed an impressed Jack who pointed at Sam and Dean who stared at the Doctor as if the man was mad.

The Doctor however grinned, "I've been a male in all my regenerations. It's good to be a girl, you may never know what you might be missing if you don't try it! I think this is a great experience!"

Dean glared at the other girl, "Well, I don't! I ain't staying a girl! I'll find the fucker and kill it!"

River rolled her eyes, "You three, just change your clothes already. You can show them the closet now, sweetie."

"Of course, River." The Doctor said leading the way.

When they came back, with clothes that actually fit them, the Winchesters were even more uncomfortable with the situation, the opposite of the Doctor, of course.

"Does anyone have an idea of who did this to us?" Natasha asked in her new voice. Everyone else choked and tried holding back their laughter, except for Sam, Dean and the Doctor who hadn't heard it until the moment.

Natasha only rolled her eyes, she kind of got used to the jokes, mostly from Sherlock and Jack.

"No idea" said the Doctor, now trying to contain his laugher and think. Sherlock did the same.

"We'd better find out, I'm no way staying in this fucking body-" Dean was interrupted by the sudden appearance of an angel.

"Cas, are you fine?" Sam asked

"Who are you?" the angel asked "Where is my squirrel?"

"What? You don't have an squirrel, Cas!" Dean sounded exasperated, a morning as a girl wasn't as easy as it looked.

"Course I have! He's short… and moody… and rude… not religious, that's a shame… oh, and he has a car!" Cas smiled, satisfied with his description of his squirrel "He looks like you. But his male. You're not male. You have big breast." He laughed like a child who said something he shouldn't but didn't get scolded for it.

"Cas, are you drunk?" Sam asked.

"I didn't drink, Samantha, have some respect, I'm an angel of the Lord." He replied groggily as he found his way to a chair.

"He is drunk." Dean stated.

"And you are his squirrel" River smirked at him.

"What?! Am not."

"Are too." Dean's opinion became irrelevant as everyone else answered him in unison.

"Isn't Dean your squirrel, Cas?" the curly haired woman asked in a kind tone.

"Dean and I share a more profound bound" was his reply. "I don't understand why I just said that"

Being incapable of doing otherwise, everybody laughed and Dean blushed. Sam grinned, that was just rich, whoever did that, was trying to set Dean and Cas up.

"Aw, he's blushing, look how cute" the Doctor came closer and squeezed Dean cheeks, which earned him a slapped hand and great pain "Ouch, no need to be rude, Dean."

"Dean and I share a more profound bound" Cas looked confuse after finishing his sentence. Everyone else was a on the ground laughing… except for Dean, who was burning red.

So… What did you think of it?