Hit Me Up Girl
Summary: There's a new hero in Middleton with a severe stalking issue when it comes to Sami while at the same time, a new girl shows up in Middleton High School with eyes set on the Teen Hero leader. A new villain also arrives in the small town looking for this "Hit Girl". Will Sami be able to put aside her weirded outness long enough to help the young hero? Or will obsession get in the way? Or is everything as it seems? So many questions, but what are the answers?
Disclaimer: I do not own Hit Girl or any characters related to the "Kick-Ass" franchise. I also do not own any cartoon characters mentioned, for they belong to their respected owners. I own only my own characters.
Author's Note: I'm pretty sure Hit Girl aka Mindy McCready is about ten, so I'm sticking with that.
Middleton High School, April 16th, 2012, 7:15am…..
Sami let out a yawn of exhaustion as she started to doze off at the wheel of the Maro. Thank god she had already parked. She had been up all night dealing with Myaxx's lecturing and hollering about how irresponsible she was. How Sami should have been more careful. It was also mostly taunting about how a "human juvenile deliquent" was able to do what thousands of convicts have been trying to do for years. Successfully anyway.
Myaxx waited until around twelve fifty-five in the morning to actually get to work on getting to the tiny shard of blade that was still embedded into Sami's muscle and stitch up the wound. The alien didn't get done until an hour or so later. Through the duration of it all, she was still complaining about Sami's responsilbilty and competence. It was one of those "yada yada yada, please shut the hell up" moments. The type of moments that you only want to happen once. Emphasis on ONLY HAPPEN ONCE. Now Sami was exhausted beyond all belief.
Her other three passengers, little annoying brother Ben, shy year younger than Ben little brother Richard "Dick" Grayson, magically cousin Gwen, and superawesomelovehimlongtime best friend Jack Dublin, kept an eye on her. Wow, she must really be exhausted if she's describing them with...well...descriptions. She turned to look at what they were doing besides staring at her.
Gwen was reading her spell book by the right-hand side of the car, Ben playing with his hand-held video game on the left side, Dick was studying his Biology textbook, and Jack was reading the news paper from yesterday. Sami's attention lingered on him. Why the hell did he constantly read the newspaper anyway? The Teen Heroes already knew the news hours before it happened half the time. Why did Jack, Mr. UpToDateonAllTechnology, constantly read the paper? Especially if it's old news? Must've been a habit he picked up from his dad.
A knock on the driver's side window pulled Sami out of her thoughts. Turning her attention to the window, Sami saw Kim's smiling face as she held up two cups of Dunkin Donuts Coffee and a box of Munchkins. The brunette rolled down the window as Kim handed her the coffees and the box of doughnut holes. Sami passed them back to the three kids, making sure her hand didn't get in the way of the kids' attacks on the poor box of munchkins. Well, Ben and Gwen's attacks. Dick wasn't allowed to have all that sugar,
"Hey! If either one of you gets a shit-ton of doughnut junk on my seats or carpets, be prepared to clean it up with your mouths!" Sami warned. Jack had a doughnut and looked over at Sami, wiping a bit of sugar off of his hand and on to the seat. That earned him an elbow to the side,
"No one likes a smartass." Ben filled in for Sami as he leaned over both Dick and the seat.
"Yeah, well no one likes a dumb one either." Jack quickly shot back. Ben pouted and sat back in his seat. Jack smiled to himself before going back to reading his newspaper. Kim cleared her throat after calming her giggling,
"So, how was everyone's weekends?" she asked in a cheery tone.
Jack shrugged, Dick gave a chuckle, Gwen gave a happy "Fun!", and Ben gave a muffled noise mainly because his mouth was stuffed with chocolate doughnuts. Kim turned to Sami,
"What about you, Sam I Am?" Kim asked. Sami scowled at the cheesy nickname. She loved Dr. Seuss as a kid, but always hated that nickname. A nickname Kim still couldn't stay away from, even after all these years. Sami gave a shrug,
"It could've been better. Nothing says happy Sunday Night like getting stabbed in the side." Sami said with mock happiness. Kim's eyes went wide with shock as her mouth hung agape,
"Kim, are you trying to catch fl-"
"Who stabbed you? When and where was this?" Kim ushered as she tried to desperately to get a straight answer. Sami sighed and waited until the red head's mini mental meltdown was at its peak before giving her answer. Sami couldn't help but roll her eyes. She didn't understand why Kim was so worried and over exaggerated half the time. Sami was a big girl, she could handle herself. She waited until Kim was giving huffs and fanning herself.
Sami tilted her sunglasses downward and looked over them, "You done?" Kim nodded,
"I was stabbed by some little girl with purple hair. She decided that she likes shooting defenseless hobos. She took her butterfly knife, shoved it into my side, twisted, and broke it. Don't worry I got it out." Sami explained with reassurance. Kim still didn't calm down,
"You got stabbed by a little girl? What the hell was her problem? IS she mental?" Kim badgered.
"Hell if I know!" Sami hollered.
Before either of them could utter another word, Bonnie, Tara, Lacy, and Tracey ran up to Kim panting like crazy. Kim raised a brow at her cheerleader friends. The peppy bunch muttered numerous, "Did you hear?" and other, "Oh my G!". Sami rolled her eyes in annoyance deciding that she was getting out of the car,
"What do you bubble-headed bimbos want?" Sami snapped. Bonnie snorted and wagged a finger at her,
"Ex-squeeze me, Parker! But I was just informing Kimmie here about the newbie that's coming round Middleton." Bonnie snapped. Sami only rolled her eyes again as she looked over at her red-headed friend,
"Air-head Hotline. It's for you, Kim." Sami said, taking one more snide glance at the bossy girl before turning to talk to Dublin. Kim smiled and looked at Bonnie, waiting for an answer. Bonnie stuck her tongue out at the back of the young Parker's head before continuing,
"As I was saying, there's a new girl coming to Middleton. Supposidly, she was apart of some "Crime Syndicate" but was never found guilty. The five-o couldn't pin anything on her." Bonnie informed. Kim rolled her own eyes,
"And this couldn't wait until later, Bon-Bon?" Kim asked.
Bonnie let out a shriek of frustration as her cheer friends giggled a bit. She gave them all glares before walking away from the red-head, "Remember! We have Cheer Practice, Captain!" Bonnie mocked with a tilt of her head.
Kim sighed and turned back to Sami, who had actually listened to what Bonnie had said. Sami had her arms layed acrossed her chest and looked after the slowly retreating cheerers. Kim gave another sigh and rubbed the bridge of her nose in utter annoyance. Why did Bonnie have to waste everyone's time? Kim could've found all that information out on her own.
Well, Kim was about to find out "on her own" in technicallity. A car pulled up the parking lot. From the looks of the different tags attached to the vehicle, it looked like an undercover cop car. Owned by a cop. Kim rose a brow and went up to the car. Sami called out to her, but the red head didn't seem to hear her. Out of the car came a little blonde girl around Ben's age, possibly younger. The little girl hugged a half African American man before officially getting out of the car.
Kim raised her brow at the girl's choice of clothing. It looked like a red and green plaid skirt, white knee-high stockings, blonde pigtails in braids, a white dress shirt finished off with ballerina type black shoes. She also had a pink book bag with a Monster High character on it. There was something smoking in the kid's bag. Who the he-!
!
The ten minute bell rang before the cheerleader could even figure out who this little chick was. The little girl raced into the building as the white car pulled away. Most of the students sprinted passed the dazed and confused cheerleader like they had rockets up their backsides. Other stragglers that were more laid back and/or didn't care for school hung out in the parking lot.
Sami walked up to her best friend, who still looked into the direction of their mysterious new girl. Sami tapped the red head on the shoulder, seeming to knock her out of her short "trance". Kim hummed and blinked her eyes in confusion, looking around like she didn't know where she was. This made the brunette raise a brow at the strange reaction,
"Kim? You a'ight?" Sami asked. Kim moaned and held her head, as though she was in pain or just got over a really bad headache,
"Wha?" she asked dizzily,
"Thinking about something, Spacey?" Sami asked jokingly. Kim shook her head, both to say no and clear it,
"I don't know what happened. I just saw the new girl and was justing watching her. Her bag was smoking and all of a sudden, I just felt extra confused." Kim explained. Sami gave her a confused look,
"Her bag was smoking?" the brunette asked. Kim rolled her eyes and gave a dumbed out, "Duh!". The class bell rang. Both girls uttered curses under their breaths and sprinted into the building with the other tardiers.
Once they were inside, the girls parted to their seperate classes. Sami off to Geometry and Kim to Latin. Along the way, the little girl that Kim saw earlier threw some sort of silver ball down the hall at the red head. Kim looked down at it with a puzzled look,
"What was that supposed to do?" Kim asked. Then, windows shattered around them as men in black army armor crashed through the window. Kim looked at the young girl, who looked just as panicked as she did. Kim looked at the different guys as she got into her fighting stance. She leaned toward the little girl,
"Did that silver ball just call them?" Kim hollered. The little girl shook her head,
"No, it's going to be our distraction!" she hollered back.
The silver ball opened with a hiss as it released a thick blanket of white smoke that spread across into the entire hallway. The startled men began to blindly shoot into the smoke as it surrounded them. Kim gave a shriek as she and the little girl retreated.
Sami heard Kim's scream from down the hallway and sprinted to the direction of the shriek. From what she could hear, there were several booms and gun shots. The principal called for a school lockdown as the barricades fell from the ceilings. Sami slid under the barricades quickly before they had hit the floor and blocked her off from the rest of the halls.
Unfortunately, she wasn't quick enough for the one barricade. It hit the tiled floor before Sami. From what she could see, there was smoke that quickly filled up the hallway. She gave a growl and pushed on the metal bars, only to be shocked by them. Giving another growl, she jumped for the ceiling above her and pushed a tile with her feet before crawling in Kim's direction.
Meanwhile...
Kim ran down the hallway with the little girl in tow behind her. Well, she thought the little girl was behind her. On the way, a few stray henchmen attacked her, but Kim fought them off. When she was sure that they were safe, she turned to comfort the little girl, only to find that she was no where to be found. She looked around in confusion, but was broken out of her thoughts when something in the ceiling began to rattle. She got ready and waited.
Sami jumped down from the ceiling in her full battle suit. Kim squeaked as the brunette landed on the floor, bringing the tile down with her. After her shock subsided, she punched at Sami's padded shoulder,
"Where the hell have you been?" Kim hollered.
"Kim, calm down." Sami said bluntly.
Before the red head could reply, a few gun shots went off again. Sami turned and flashed a smile toward the red head, who just pointed in the direction of the attackers. With a nod, Sami took off. Kim ran to her locker to get her mission uniform.
As the brunette made her way to where all the action was, she saw the little girl from last night. The same little girl that was now fighting the bad guys. Wait, this chick was a good guy? Sami merely shrugged her shoulders and defended herself as a few of the baddies charged at her with full force. She expertly dodged their knives and guns. One guy charged at her with a switch blade. She shoved his arm upward, twisted, then snapped his wrist, making the guy yelp in pain. While he was cradling his wounded wrist, Sami did a spin kick and threw him back a few feet.
Another guy came at her from behind. Before he could wrap an arm around her throat, she grabbed said arm and threw him over her shoulder. As soon as he hit the floor, Sami punched him directly in the center of the face, thus knocking him out cold. Another came at her, but the guy got sliced in half by the end of the purple-haired girl's bo-staff. The girl raised the staff at Sami, but instead the blade stabbed another guy behind the brunette. Sami flashed the girl a grateful half smile before going back to battle.
Soon, the baddies were down to one guy, making both female heroines go at him at the same time. Though Sami had him, the purple girl ran at him,
"I got 'em!" the little girl hollered.
By the time Sami went to stop the girl, it was too late. The bo-staff was lodged deep into the remaining guy's chest. This made Sami a little panicked,
"What are you doing?" Sami hollered.
"What's it look like I'm doing? I'm stopping the bad guy!" the younger protested.
"You're supposed to find out what said bad guy is doing here before you kill him!" the Teen Hero Leader said, face-palming herself. The little girl didn't reply and just opted to putting her staff away and making a break for it. Her plans were short-lived when the older hero grabbed ahold of her cape. The purple girl turned to hit the older, but Sami had the other's wrists in one of her hands,
"Though, I should be asking what the hell you're doing down here instead!" Sami said.
The younger refused to answer as she kicked and thrashed at the older. Sami looked around to see that some of her classmates were beginning to wander out into the hallway. Luckily, both hereos had already disappeared by that point. At the same time, Kim had finally gotten changed and was looking around for any remaining baddies. She stomped her foot in frustration,
"God damn it! I'm slacking!" the red head hollered as she went back to the bathroom to change into her school clothes.
The Girls' Bathroom...
Sami had successfully dragged the still fighting girl into the bathroom. Since the interrogation room was so far away, the bathroom would just have to do. Tossing the younger aside, Sami locked the entrance door. Turning back to the pouting girl, the elder raised a gun at the other,
"Who are you and why are you here?" Sami questioned. The younger just smirked,
"Answer me!" barked the older.
The younger chuckled and stood up, dusting off her purple suit,
"Fine, I guess I can tell you. I'm on the run from some assholes that I got into some trouble with some time ago. The name's Hit Girl btw." the younger, or "Hit Girl", replied.
Hit Girl? Why did that name sound familiar? Sami was about to make a comment, when clicking was heard at the door. Both girls turned their attentions to the bathroom door, watching the lock move and knob twist. Sami raised her weapon, and so did Hit Girl. Before they attacked, out of the door emerged Kim. She shrieked and held up her hands in defense,
"Hey, hey, hey! Lower your weapons! I'm a friend, not foe!" she yelled.
Sami sighed and lowered her weapon. Hit Girl didn't and continued to "threaten" the cheerleader. Sami raised her hand in a "put it away" gesture. The youngest looked from Kim to Sami, before lowering the bo. Kim sighed in relief before glaring at Sami. She speed-walked to the brunette and punched her in the shoulder,
"That's for ditching me, you jerk!" the cheerleader yelled. Sami only laughed in amusement. Hit Girl didn't seem as amused and became a little irked,
"Jerk? You're lucky she didn't shoot you!" the purple girl yelled. Kim gave her a questioning look,
"Who's the plum?" Sami shook her head, but Hit Girl jumped on to Sami's back and leaned over her shoulder,
"The name's Hit Girl, Princess. Don't forget it!" The older girl shook the youngest off of her back and stayed in between the two, making sure the shorter didn't attack her best friend.
Suddenly, Hit Girl threw something at the ground. In a flash of light, the young hero was gone. Kim coughed and waved at the smoke. The smoke set off the fire alarms and activated the sprinklers. The two teenagers got soaked. Kim looked at Sami threw soaked locks of red,
"I'm guessing that was the girl that stabbed you?" Kim asked. Sami muttered a reply in confirmation. The red head shook her head and stuck it under the hand dryer to dry herself off. The other looked around the bathroom to figure out which way the young hero had escaped. The window to the outside had been cracked open with a note in said crack. Sami went over and picked it up. She opened it,
Parker,
If you want real answers, meet me on the rooftop (ALONE) where we had first encountered one another last night. I'll sing like a robin. (Yes, pun intended). Be there at around 11:30 tonight. Don't be late.
-Hit Girl
P.S. If you skip out on me, I know where you live.
Sami folded the note back up and stuck it in her back pocket. Well that wasn't creepy or anything. She mentally cursed. Tonight was the night that Robin and Ben were going to go on patrol with her. She thought that maybe she would be able to convince her brothers to stay home tonight, but Robin and Ben would just come on out anyway. Or even worse, Robin would get the big guy involved, and Sami DID NOT feel like dealing with her other father.
Kim broke the other out of her thoughts by throwing paper towels at her,
"Sami! I asked what you were doing tonight. I've got a cheer competition tonight and it's the biggest one of the season and I convinced our other teammates to show up. You're the only one who I haven't gotten ahold of. Would you be able to make it?" the red head asked with hope.
Sami bit her lip. God damn, why did everything have to happen tonight? She looked back up at Kim, who looked like a kicked puppy dog. The brunette sighed,
"What time?" she asked in defeat. Kim squealed and hugged her friend tightly,
"Our team performs at 9:30 sharp. PLEASE DON'T BE LATE!" Kim yelled as she kissed Sami's cheek before buzzing happily out into the hallway with a bunch of "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!"s. Sami face-palmed. She just hoped this didn't drag out into the patrolling and meeting with the newbie. This was going to be a night of hell, now wasn't it?
End of this chapter.