Hit Girl
Summary: There's a new hero in Middleton with a severe stalking issue when it comes to Sami while at the same time, a new girl shows up in Middleton High School with eyes set on the Teen Hero leader. A new villain also arrives in the small town looking for this "Hit Girl". Will Sami be able to put aside her weirded outness long enough to help the young hero? Or will obsession get in the way? Or is everything as it seems? So many questions, but what are the answers?
Disclaimer: I do not own Hit Girl or any characters related to the "Kick-Ass" franchise. I also do not own any cartoon characters mentioned, for they belong to their respected owners. I own only my own characters.
Author's Note: I'm pretty sure Hit Girl aka Mindy McCready is about ten, so I'm sticking with that. Title has been changed.
Middleton High School, April 16th, 2012, 9:35 pm…..
Sami turned the corner on her way to school for Kim's competition. She was running late due to the fact that her older sister was looking for what, only Tru knew. The young duel-haired girl's eyes never left the road as she reached for her gun in the glove compartment. Just in case a certain purple haired demon showed up to cause trouble in the high school. Sami gave a sigh and hoped that it would not come down to her having to shoot a child. She looked up only to have something land on her windshield,
"Oh, shit!" she hollered, swerving off the road.
Her car came to a screeching halt at the side of the road, hitting and fire hydrant while she was at it. The top of the hydrant broke off and as water shot in the air like a volcano and all over the street around her. Frustrated, she leapt out of the car now in full uniform and weapons out. As she approached the front of the car, she saw that there was no blood or any body parts stuck in the grill or the hood of the car.
A butterfly knife flew passed her head and embedded itself into the tree bark behind her. The Leader didn't even make a move as the blade nicked her shoulder. She just turned to look at it with an "Are you serious?" look, before turning her head to the direction from which the blade had came,
"Was that really necessary?" Sami asked.
Hit Girl jumped out of the tree and on to the roof of the busted up Camaro. Sami turned to stare at the younger, who just stuck out her tongue,
"Yes," Hit Girl said, yanking the blade out of the tree, "yes it was."
Sami just rolled her eyes at the younger before releasing a growl. This little monster stabbed her, smoke bombed her, and now just helped total her Camaro. And all before Patrol Time! Great! What the hell was Hit Girl doing here so early any way? They weren't supposed to meet until later on! It was only...9:45 pm. Shit, she was late for Kim's competition!
"Okay, Hit Girl, not to be rude or anything, but what the hell are you doing here? I thought you wanted to meet up later?" Sami asked.
"Sorry, but I need to talk to you now. My godfa-agent, just got gunned down and my safehouse has been compromised and-" Hit Girl began,
"And now you need somewhere to go now, huh?" Sami finished for the younger. Hit Girl nodded.
The older of the two let out a sigh, "Look, right now neither of us are going anywhere due to my current car problem, in case you haven't noticed. The best I can do is find you a disguise and call up my sister so we can head to my house and hide you there until we can find you a nice place to go."
Hit Girl looked less than happy by that plan. Like she would rather carve her own eyes with a rusty blade than follow through with that. The smaller girl pulled out a hand gun and pointed it at her own head,
"Either I go to live with you permantly, or I'll blow my own brains out." the purple girl said.
Sami gave a groan as she took out her phone and called Tru. Why was this chick being difficult? Tru answered as Sami told her what had happened. Yelling could be heard on the other end, begging Sami to call the cops or drag the kid to Arkham. They were already dealing with orphan problems with their parents' newest adopted child, the crazy bitch that one was. Tru explained that this Hit Girl could just be as crazy as their new sister. Sami looked down at Hit Girl, who had removed the gun from her temple and was now staring at the elder. Well, if the girl hadn't shot her or herself already, she couldn't be that crazy. After a few more moments, Tru had finally given in,
"Fine, just don't tell mom or dad! I'll try to convince them to let your little friend stay with us, somehow." the girl on the other end exclaimed before hanging up.
Sami gave another sigh and hung up. Hit Girl gave her a confused look,
"Well?" she asked.
"Tru says you can live with us, just don't make yourself known in front of my parents until Tru can talk them down. We're already having an orphan problem of our own." Sami explained, earning yet another confused look from the younger,
"Already? What does that mean?" Hit Girl asked.
Another sigh, "My parents adopted another child, a Romainian girl who just turned twelve named Esther, this past weekend from the local orphanage. They thinks she's the sweetest little kid they've ever encountered and that she's like a little princess," Sami began,
"...but she's actually some type of She-Deviled bitch that is in need of a serious attitude adjustment?" Hit Girl finished.
"Not my exact choice of words, but yeah, that pretty much hits the nail on the head." Sami said, causing the younger girl to snort. It was the older hero's turn to give the younger a confused look of her own,
" 'Hits the nail on the head'? How old are you?" the purple clad girl wondered.
Sami gave her a glare before going over to inspect the total extent of damage done to her car. So far, the only thing that had been seriously messed up were the headlights, front end of the hood, and grill. Nothing a good trip to the Council ship yard couldn't fix. If there was still enough Cybertronian scrap metal left. A car engine came up behind the two. Sami gave Tru a relieved face as the purple girl climbed into her sister's car. The dual-colored hair girl called the tow truck guy that worked for SHIELD to come pick up her camaro. When Sami got in the car, Tru handed her a duffle bag, telling the younger that it had civilian clothes for her and the unidentified brat.
Middleton...
Sami looked over at the younger girl next to her on the bleachers, who did not look at all happy to be there in the first place. The cheer competition was almost over and so far Hit Girl, or "Mindy", did nothing but complain about the cheerleaders the whole time. They didn't even show up until half way through the second half! That wasn't even that long and Hit Girl was acting like they were there the entire time.
So far the competition was down to just the Middleton Cheer Squad and the Upperton Cheer Team. The Upperton team had already gone, getting three nines in a row, while Middleton had also gotten three nines, making this the tie-breaking round,
"This is practically boring me to death!" Mindy whined and fell over into Sami's lap in an overdramatic manner. Sami just rolled her eyes and continued to watch the two teams, but found that she couldn't even do that because of the younger hero poking her in the stomach repeatedly,
"What?!" Sami hissed.
"I want food,"
"Then I'll give you money so you can go get some,"
"I'm too lazy. You do it,"
"Act your age please,"
"I am. I'm acting like a very bored ten and three fourths year old,"
"No you're not! You're acting like a very annoying five year old!"
"….touché." Mindy said as she took the offered money from Sami and went to the concession stand.
With an irritated shake of the head, the elder hero went back to watching the competition, only to see that Middleton had lost to Upperton by one point. Giving a sigh, she picked up hers and Mindy's jackets and made her way down to the gym floor, watching as everyone was doing the same. She kept her head on a swivel, keeping her eyes out for both Kim and Mindy. Sami saw her teammates and the Kid Heroes approaching along with her other little brother Dick, seeing them also congratulating/comforting an upset looking Kim. She took a deep breath when she saw that Mindy had returned from the concession stand, soda and chips in hand,
"Hey," Kim said, "Where were you earlier? I didn't see you in the stands."
Sami gulped as Mindy stood by her side looking up at the other heroes with a quizzical look plastered on her features,
"Who are all of these 'tards?" Mindy asked nonchalantly.
Most of the Teen and Kid Heroes gave her insulted looks while others either looked confused or amused,
"Who are you, Retard?" Ben asked.
"Hey! I asked the first question, so therefore, you answer first!" Mindy exclaimed irritably,
"Nuh, uh!"
"Uh, huh!"
"Nuh, uh!"
"Uh, huh!"
"Enough!" Sami intervened as she pulled the two young heroes away from each other. Mindy huffed and stuck her tongue out at the older boy, who stuck his tongue out back at her. They both earned a scolding look from the Teen Hero leader. Mindy gave another huff and continued to sip on her soda while Ben gave his sister an apologetic glance. Sami sighed herself before turning to the rest of her team,
"Teen Heroes, this is Hit Girl. Hit Girl, these are the Teen Heroes." Sami said in an introductory like manner.
Most of her team said either, "Hi", "Hello", "Sup", etc. Mindy didn't look impressed at all. She ignored everyone's greetings and walked passed everyone to go outside to Sami's backup car. Again, Sami rolled her eyes,
"Sorry, she's not a people person." Sami explained.
"Is that the freaky little chick that stabbed you?" Monique asked. Sami nodded,
"Then why did you bring her here? That girl is obviously crazy!" Trixie exclaimed.
"She explained to me that she's on the run from some bad people, but refuses to go to Witness Protection." Sami explained.
"Where are her parents?" Kim asked.
Another sigh, "Her mother died after she was born, her father was murdered and her "agent", but I'm assuming that said agent is her godfather, was gunned down in a fire fight in Gotham City."
"Gotham? What was his name?" Dick asked.
"She wouldn't tell me his name. She just called him her Agent." Sami explained.
Most of the heroes nodded. After saying their goodbyes, Sami took Ben, Dick, and Jack with her back to the backup car so she could drive them home. When they got out to the car, Mindy sat shotgun inside of the car. Sami gave the younger girl a very confused look.
Jack leaned into Sami's shoulder,
"How did she get into the car?"
Sami just continued to stare wide-eyed at her car, giving the blond boy a shrug. She honestly didn't know how the younger girl got into her car, nor did she really cared at the moment. She just needed to figure out what this little girl was running from. So far, Sami's mother wasn't exactly thrilled to have the same ten year old girl that stabbed her sixteen year old living with them for awhile. Sami was also determined to help this little girl in anyway she was able to, no matter the cost,
"Yo! Get in the car! It's chilly!" Mindy called from the passenger seat.
"Yo, yo, yo! Do you not understand the idea of "I call shotgun?" 'cause that's my seat!" Ben hollered as he ran at Sami's car and pulled on the passenger side door,
"Ben! If you break that door, I'm going to kick your ass!" Sami threatened, making Ben knock off his actions. Sami could see Ben's sticking his tongue out at the younger girl inside of the car. The older girl rolled her eyes for what seemed like the hundredth time tonight. Sami climbed into the driver's side as the three boys climbed into the backseat. As soon as they settled in, Dick spoke,
"So, what time are we going on patrol tonight, Sam?" the raven-haired asked. Mindy whipped her head around to look up at the Teen Hero leader with a confused look.
The brunette girl just sighed, "In about a half-hour, fourty-five minutes tops. Is that okay with you?"
Dick nodded, a smile on both his and Ben's faces. Mindy continued to stare up at Sami,
"Can I come?" the purple-haired girl asked.
Before Sami could reply, Ben sat up further so he was able to stick his upper bottom between Sami's and Mindy's seats, smirk on his features,
"I don't know, will you be able to handle it, Lil' Girl?" he asked.
Mindy just rolled her eyes at the older boy, giving him the middle finger while she was at it. Ben, again, stuck his tongue out. Mindy made a comment about the older boy's maturity, in which Ben made a smartass remark. And thus, an argument was born between the two. Both Jack and Dick made attempts at trying to stop them, but neither of the yellers backed down. Sami had enough and slammed on the breaks, making everyone learch forward. She turned to both Ben and Mindy,
"I don't want to hear another word from the either of you two about the other or neither of you go on patrol tonight, got it?" Sami threatened in a low, but threatening tone. Both of them gave her a surprised look at her tone. Both of the kids muttered a quick "Got It" before sitting back into their seats. Sami took in a deep breath and continued their drive home in order to get their uniforms for tonight's patrol. She could tell that this was going to be a very long week.
Well, there's the end of this chapter. Feedback would be much appreciated and I will update as soon as I am able to, which me being me, will probably be pretty soon. Thank you!