~*Sexiest Ninja of Konoha*~: chapter 9 for you ;) there's some nakedness and alcohol for your enjoyment there
Sarutobi High School
Chapter 9: Skinny Dipping
Sasuke's cell phone rang, waking the sleeping teen. He sat up with such violence that he toppled out of bed. He rubbed his head where it hit his night table, cursing the phone. He answered, dazed.
"Hullo?" he asked tiredly.
"Wake up teme! It's almost noon!" Naruto yelled into the phone. Sasuke sighed irritatedly.
"It's also Sunday ass face," he muttered angrily, rolling back into bed.
"Yeah, and you're supposed to come here and hang today," Naruto reminded him, sounding very much like his mother. Sasuke muttered something incomprehensible, feeling on his night table for his blue tooth. He found it, transfering the call and laying back down on his pillow as Naruto went on about something or other.
"Listen, dobe, I'll be there in an hour, alright? Let me at least get dressed and eat something," Sasuke interrupted, yawning. He had stayed up late last night, not able to sleep. He had been thinking about Sakura until three in the morning.
"Yeah yeah, but listen, I'm just pulling into the DVD store, what movies you wanna watch?" Naruto asked, the sound of a car door slamming in the background. Sasuke blinked.
"I dunno, what do you wanna watch?" he asked belatedly. Naruto shrugged.
"I dunno, what do you wanna watch?" he asked, like a parrot. Sasuke groaned as his toothepaste squirt all over the mirror in his bathroom. Naruto huffed at him.
"Fine, you're no help, I'll just call Neji," he said angrily before hanging up. Sasuke shut his phone with a snap and threw it on the bed. He finished brushing his teeth, pulling on a t-shirt as he jogged down the stairs. He skipped breakfast to walk over to Naruto's. He figured it would take a while to walk to his house, and it was already twelve thirty. He walked down the main street, passing store after store. He finally arrived at Naruto's, last of course, around one thirty. Neji and Shikamaru were already there, flipping through the channels.
"Morning princess," Neji called over his shoulder, not bothering to take his eyes off the screen. Sasuke laughed sarcastically.
"Oh ha ha, that was so funny, I think I bust a gut," he said, flicking the brown haired boy on his way to the recliner. Naruto popped his head into the den.
"Glad you decided to join us. Do me a favor, by the way, look through those movies and tell me that at least one looks interesting," Naruto said, glaring at the other two. He retreated back to the kitchen to finish making popcorn. Sasuke grabbed the DVD's off the table, looking through them. They all looked pretty lame.
"Uhh, what happened to all those action-packed movies you were talking about?" Sasuke called, tossing the DVD's back onto the table.
"That was all they had that looked remotely interesting," Naruto called back defensively, bringing in two bowls of popcorn.
"This is lame," Shikamaru said, voicing the thought on everyones mind. Neji perked up.
"Then let's call some girls and start the party," he said, grabbing his cell phone as he did so. Naruto shook his head.
"Dad said not too many people," he said, putting a bowl in front of his three friends and taking one for himself. Neji shrugged.
"Let's just invite our girls, then," he said obviously. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Our girls? Since when did you have a girl Neji?" he asked smugly. Neji threw a pillow at him.
"Long before you," he said throwing the pillow back.
"Alright alright, call Tenten then," Naruto said as Sasuke reached for the remote. Shikamaru shrugged.
"Let's invite Sakura and Hinata too," he said. Neji raised an eyebrow at him.
"And will you be wanting Temari or Ino?" he asked sarcastically. Shikamaru shrugged again.
"Temari's busy today, I called her earlier," he leaned back against the seat, propping his feet up on Neji.
"Besides, I'm having more fun with you miss," he joked as he received a face full of popcorn. Naruto reached for his phone, tossing Sasuke his.
"Hey, they might spice things up," he said, winking. Neji frowned at him.
"You know I still don't think Hiashi forgives you for keeping Hinata out so long; I don't really think he'll let her come here today," he said matter-of-factly. Naruto waved him off.
"Don't care, gonna call her anyway," he said, grinning at Neji as Sasuke shushed them.
"Hey Sakura, wanna hang out at Naruto's? These guys are lame, and we can't think of anything to do," Sasuke was saying. He picked at a pillow while listening.
"Cool, Hinata's probably on her way too, and Tenten, so-" Sasuke stopped as Sakura interrupted him.
"What about Ino?" she asked. Sakura was propped up on her elbow in her bed, reading a book. That was, until Sasuke called.
"I dunno, does she wanna come?" he asked. Sakura frowned.
"I think the question is does Shikamaru want her there?" she said, bookmarking her page and tossing the book on the floor. She could hear Sasuke grin through the phone.
"Bring her anyway, that should make things interesting," he said. She giggled, saying good bye and hanging up. She immediately called Ino, throwing the covers back.
"Ino, get dressed, we're going to Naruto's," Sakura said as soon as she heard Ino's sleepy voice.
"Huh? Why?" she asked groggily.
"Cause Sasuke's gonna be there, and so is Shikamaru," Sakura said, pulling on some jeans. She sifted through her piles of clothing until she found a plain white t-shirt. She pulled it on.
"So?" she asked blankly. Sakura sighed.
"Just get dressed! I'll come get you in, like, ten minutes," Sakura said, hanging up before Ino could protest. She grabbed her phone and the keys to her mom's car. Since her mother was working today until late, and she had gotten a ride from her friend, she decided taking the car wouldn't hurt. Besides, if what Naruto and Sasuke said was true, and she drove slowly, no one would say anything to her. She smiled to herself, locking the door and opening the garage door. She started the car, backing out slowly. Driving wasn't so bad. She pulled out of the driveway, taking off to Ino's house. Ten minutes later, Ino was sitting in the passenger's seat, pouting.
"I'm probably not welcome," she was protesting as Sakura cruised down the main street. She rolled her eyes at Ino.
"So? You can still have fun, can't you? You're friends with Tenten and Hinata, aren't you?" she asked, taking a right turn into a small, quiet neighborhood. Ino was still pouting. She pulled into Naruto's driveway, parking next to a red corvette.
"Come on, and try not to be a party pooper," Sakura said, pulling Ino out of the car. She locked the doors, taking off her sun glasses. She knocked on the door, Ino in tow. Neji answered.
"Welcome ladies, party this way," he said, grinning and offering an arm to each of them. They giggled, swinging the door shut. The other's were laughing in the den, Hinata and Tenten already there. Naruto looked up as the three entered.
"Hey guys! What's up?" he asked, grinning. Ino shrugged, sitting down at the foot of the couch as Sakura walked over and sat in Sasuke's lap.
"Nothing, what are we doing?" she said. Hinata came and sat over next to her as she propped her legs in Naruto's lap.
"Talking," she giggled. Shikamaru yawned from the other side of the table.
"Talking's boring, let's do something," he said, not daring to look at Ino. Naruto suddenly brightened.
"Hey, it's almost four, isn't it?" he asked. Sakura nodded, checking her phone.
"What do you have on your mind?" Sasuke asked, his arm around Sakura's waist.
"Well, my dad has champagne in the back..." he trailed off, grinning mischeiviously. Tenten looked up at him from her spot on the ground next to Neji.
"And what do you wanna do with that?" she asked curiously. Sasuke sighed.
"Nothing good, I can tell already," he said, as Naruto jumped up and ran to the back room. He returned moments later with two bottles of champagne.
"You guys ever played truth or dare my style?" he asked slyly, setting the bottles on the table and walking into the kitchen to grab eight shot glasses. They groaned simultaneously.
"I don't know if I want to," Ino mumbled. She put her legs up on the table, leaning back. Naruto returned with the glasses, pouring a generous amount in each. He put them on a tray, carrying it expertly to a space behind the couches, motioning for the others to join him. They got up; a little worried about what Naruto had in mind.
"Ok, sit in a circle while I explain," he instructed, passing the glasses around. They each took one, obediently sitting in a circle. Naruto took one last, sitting cross legged.
"Ok, so I'll start, and we'll play regular at first. But, if they pick truth, and we think the truth is lame, they have to drink. If they pick dare, and doesn't do the dare to our satisfaction, they have to drink, but you HAVE to do the dare, capice?" he explained, looking around the circle. They nodded, looking around at each other nervously.
"Alright, so... Sakura! Truth or dare?" Naruto asked, grinning slyly. Sakura frowned.
"Uh, truth?" she asked hesitantly. Naruto's grin widened.
"Truth, huh? Ok, have you ever... had sex while on the phone with your mom?" Naruto asked. Sakura giggled.
"What? No! Why would I do that?" she asked laughingly. Naruto pouted.
"Not good enough. Drink," he instructed. Sakura sighed, taking a drink.
"Fine, my turn. Naruto, truth or dare?" she asked, grinning. Naruto rubbed his chin.
"Hmm, dare," he said devilishly. Sakura thought for a minute.
"I dare you... to kiss Neji," she said, sticking her tongue out at him. Both parties both protested immediately.
"What? NO! No way! I don't roll that way," Naruto said immediately, shaking his head stubbornly.
"Yeah, it's his turn, don't drag me into this!" Neji groaned. Sakura shook her head.
"Remember your rules Naruto?" she said, hi-fiving Hinata. Naruto groaned, wincing at Neji. Everyone clapped, laughing. They inched closer, not believing what they were about to do. Naruto squeezed his eyes shut, giving Neji a quick peck before retreating backwards, wiping his mouth. Neji shuddered, wincing. Sasuke booed.
"Gotta take a drink!" Shikamaru called. The two gulped their drinks down, still wincing. Naruto waved his hand.
"I pass, Neji, take my turn," he said, not even looking at him. Neji looked around.
"Sasuke, truth or dare?" he asked, wrinkling his nose. Sasuke shrugged.
"Dare," he said simply. Neji gave him a smug look.
"I dare you to dress in your mom's dress tomorrow for school," he said evilly. Sasuke shook his head.
"No way, dude," he said, laughing. Hinata pointed at him.
"Remember the rules Sasuke," she trilled. He sighed, not answering. Shikamaru and Neji both knew he would do it, or they would bug him about it for the rest of the month.
"Fine fine, my turn," he said quickly, taking a drink from his glass anyway.
"Ino, truth or dare," he said, leaning back on his arms.
"Dare," she said without thinking. She instantly regretted it.
"Pshh, I dare you to kiss Shikamaru," Sasuke said at once. Ino groaned. She knew he would say that. Shikamaru glared at him.
"I'd rather drink all your glasses," Ino mumbled. Naruto shook his head, grinning.
"You know the rules," he chided. Ino sighed, looking apologetically at Shikamaru.
"You guys are so troublesome; I'm never playing this game with you again," Shikamaru said angrily.
"Kiss her, kiss her," Tenten chanted. They inched closer.
'Just a quick peck,' Ino thought to herself as Shikamaru grew closer. But she found herself lost as soon as his lips touched hers. It reminded her of last summer. She also found herself unable to pull away.
"Whoa," Naruto muttered as Ino put her arms around Shikamaru.
"You guys can stop now, we won't make you drink," Neji said weakly. Ino finally pulled away, blinking. She immediately dropped her arms, blushing furiously. Sakura bit her lip.
"Well, uh, Ino, it's your turn," she said somewhat awkwardly. As Ino was about to say something, they heard a door bang open near the garage. They all jumped. Naruto started to get up.
"My dad is out of town, he shouldn't be home..." he trailed off in a whisper. The friends looked around at each other and heavy footsteps came towards them.
"In the closet," Shikamaru hissed, still slightly red. Sakura frowned.
"But won't that be the first place he'd look? And besides, there's eight of us! We can't fit into a coat closet!" she hissed. Shikamaru pushed her forward.
"Trust me and get in there, and it will only be four," Shikamaru hissed back. Sasuke walked slowly towards another closet, pulling out a metal crowbar that he had used to help Naruto open a package only last week. He inched towards the noise as Naruto flattened himself against the wall. As the footsteps halted, the four of them froze. But the steps resumed, coming closer and closer to Sasuke's hiding place. Shikamaru stood in front of the closet.
"Hello? Naruto?" A voice called. The voice of the intruder. Sasuke lunged.
"Wait, that sounds like-"
BANG
"-the pool guy," Naruto finished as the body of a middle aged man fell face forward. Sasuke stood over him, crow bar in hand.
"Oops," he said quietly. Neji raced over to them, flipping the man on his back. Tenten peeked out of the closet.
"The hell?" she asked, opening the door.
"Aww man, that is the pool guy," Naruto groaned. Hinata and Ino looked at each other.
"Damn," Shikamaru said, rubbing his head. Sakura kneeled next to the unconcious form.
"Is he dead?" she whispered as Naruto paced.
"No, just knocked out," Sasuke said, frowning over the slumped form.
"Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn," Naruto said, still pacing.
"Don't worry, when he wakes up, we'll explain what happened," Ino said, patting Naruto on the shoulder. He sighed.
"Well, I guess we have to. And hope that he doesn't tell me dad," he said as he and Sasuke lifted the man and put him on the couch. Shikamaru scratched his head.
"Now what?" he asked.
"Well, it was my turn wasn't it?" Ino asked. Naruto shrugged, and they resumed their circle. It was about twenty minutes later that the pool man regained consciousness to eight drunk teenagers. He rubbed the spot where Sasuke had conked him, sitting up. He looked over the couch at the drunk, giggling teenagers.
"Ok ok, uhm, Shikamaru," Naruto was saying when he looked up.
"Whoa, hey pool man," he said, snickering. Soon, they were all laughing. The man sat up cautiously.
"Uh, Naruto, I just wanted to tell you that the pool is cleaned," he said slowly. Naruto clapped his hands.
"Sweet! Let's go swimming!" he yelled. The others whooped and hollered back.
"Wait wait wait! We don't... Ino and I... what should we swim in?" Sakura asked, still giggling. Hinata laughed.
"Well, if you don't have anything, don't wear anything!" she laughed. Naruto clapped, standing up tipsily. The others followed suit, running after Naruto as they took off various articles of clothing and threw them on the ground. The pool man sat frozen. After a few moments, he stepped over shirts and jeans and bras to get to the door. He closed it silently behind him.
"Cannonball!" Naruto shouted, jumping totally naked into the pool. The others, in the same state, followed, laughing and giggling the whole way down. The minutes ticked by as the teens laughed and splashed each other. Little did the skinny dippers know, it was almost after three o'clock when they dragged themselves out the pool and collapsed on the floor of Naruto's den. And it was a Sunday night.