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Sarutobi High School
Chapter 10: We Are Soo Dead!
Sakura woke up with the sun in her face. She wrinkled her nose, rubbing her eyes. That's when she noticed that she was lying on Sasuke's bare chest.
'What the hell... where am I?' Sakura thought to herself. She tried to get up, but she had a massive headache. Then she remembered last night. Or, some of it. She was at Naruto's house, and they had been playing a drinking truth or dare game, and then there was a pool guy... pool! They had been swimming in the pool! But in what? She looked down and noticed that she (and Sasuke) were both naked. She groaned. She looked around and noticed all her friends in pretty much the same state. She really really hoped she hadn't done anything in all her drunk stupor. Sasuke began to stir.
"Hey Sakura," he said quietly. She smiled weakly.
"'Sup?" she asked, grabbing her shirt. This time, she was able to get up, but her head hurt so badly she was afraid it would explode. She fumbled around for her jeans, deciding to worry about her bra and underwear later, when she could see. She pulled her jeans on as everyone else began to stir.
"Whoa, where the hell am I?" Naruto's voice came from somewhere on the other side of the couch. Sakura couldn't believe what she had done.
"Tenten?" Neji asked confusedly. Tenten screamed.
"What the hell are you doing naked in my room Neji?" she screamed. Ino shook her head, her hand on something squishy. She looked around and saw a very much naked Shikamaru.
"Wake up sleepy," she mumbled, shaking him. He sat up, but regretted it instantly.
"Damn," he whispered, lying back on the floor.
"Hangovers suck," Sasuke said in a scratchy voice. Sakura whipped around.
"Oh my God, what time is it?" she squealed, getting up and running to the clock, despite her headache. It was ten after nine. She groaned.
"Not only are we late for school, but my mom is going to kill me for sure this time!" she said dismally, collapsing on a chair. Sasuke looked at her upside down.
"Well, if it will make you feel better, I'm gonna be twice as dead as you: once for my mom and once for my dad," he said, rubbing his temples. He pulled his shorts on, sitting up and leaning against the couch. No way were any of them going to go to school today.
"Hurry, get up, get up! We've gotta get out of here," Sakura said half-heartedly from the kitchen table. Naruto muttered something in response, rolling over, coming face to face with Hinata.
"Morning gorgeous," he said, grinning. Hinata smiled tiredly.
"Morn- Wait, Naruto?" she asked confusedly, trying to sit up but facing the fate of the others.
"Damn, what happened last..." she trailed off, noticing for the first time how naked everyone was. She smacked her forehead.
"Do you guys have any idea how dead I am?" she asked no one in particular, rolling over and getting up with difficulty, looking for her clothes. Then Tenten's phone went off. Everyone groaned.
"Dammit, turn that down," Shikamaru moaned. Tenten searched the ground until she found her jeans, pulling her phone out.
"Uh oh, my mom," she winced, answering.
"Hello?" she said haltingly. Everyone could hear the buzz of her mother's yelling from the phone.
"Mom, mom... MOM! I know, I know, I'm sorry, but my friends... I know, but we... I know," she said tiredly, rubbing her head.
"Ok, ok, I'm com- no, I can drive, alright?" Tenten said before hanging up. She collapsed back on the ground.
"I'm dead times ten," she rolled over and laid her head on Neji's arm. Hinata kicked her lightly.
"Oh no, get up, you're my ride home," she said, pulling her shirt on. Tenten groaned. Sasuke finally found enough strength to pull himself up.
"Damn, I walked," he said, suddenly remembering his lack of car. The group groaned again as Sakura's phone went off.
"Hello?" she asked timidly. She had to hold the phone away from her ear.
"I won't even bother, she's gonna yell for a while," Sakura muttered, her hand on the receiver.
"Mom, I'm sorry, I'm... yes, I did... no I didn't! Mom, I'm... all right... I know, I know, grounded for the rest of my life, got it," she said tiredly before hanging up the phone. She sifted through clothes until she found her bag.
"Whoever needs a ride my way better say 'I,'" Sakura said before falling back down next to Sasuke. He looked at her apologetically.
"I'm sorry Sakura, I got you in a lot of trouble," he said. Sakura shook her head.
"No, I stole the car, I got drunk and I went skinny dipping, you guys didn't force me; besides, it was fun," she giggled, but even that hurt her head. There was no way she would ever leave the house again.
"I'm probably going to be homeschooled until college," she said as Shikamaru tripped over Naruto and went smashing into Tenten and Neji. Ino looked up, dazed.
"Sakura, can I get a ride home with you?" she asked.
"Of course," Sakura said distractedly. How the hell were any of them going to get out the front door, let alone drive home?
"You guys, I don't think this is a good idea," Sakura said nervously as Tenten staggered towards the table where her keys and bag and an empty shotglass were.
"What isn't, the skipping school part or hangover part?" Shikamaru asked grumpily, finding his pants.
"Both, but mostly the driving part. How the hell are any of us going to even get out the front door?" she asked. Sasuke shrugged.
"We can't exactly carpool, since we have cars here already. We just gotta hope for the best. Besides, it isn't like any of us are able to carpool," Sasuke said. He looked over as his phone ran from somewhere under a pile of shirts. He crawled towards it as the group groaned once more.
"Dad?" he asked when he answered.
"Yeah, I know, I'm sorry... she is? Ok, we're coming home now... yeah, I know," Sasuke said, hanging up the phone. He looked at Sakura.
"Your mom is at my house, and all three of them are really angry. If we aren't home in ten minutes, they said they would send the police after us, but I think they were bluffing," he said, pulling his jeans on. Sakura beat her head against the couch. She staggered up. She looked at Naruto, who hadn't moved.
"Naruto, you alive?" she asked, throwing a pillow at him. He yelped.
"Oww..." he wimpered. She rolled her eyes.
"Ino, lets go. Tenten, you driving?" Sakura asked her friend. Tenten nodded.
"Hinata is coming with me. Neji? You have your car here or is Shikamaru driving?" she asked. Neji nodded.
"I have my car, and Shikamaru has his. We're fine," he said, turning over. Tenten giggled, throwing his jeans at him.
"Get dressed, Hinata is in the other room with Hiashi; apparently, she had twenty-two missed calls and fourteen voicemails. He is so mad at her, but more at you," Tenten said, frowning. Neji groaned.
"Hiashi is gonna kill me once for coming, and then again for bringing Hinata, and then once more just for the hell of it," Neji said, pulling his jeans on. Sasuke pulled his shirt on after unearthing a bra from it.
"Sakura, this one yours?" he asked tiredly. Sakura shook her head.
"I found mine, I think that's Ino's," Sakura said, leaning on the wall for support. Ino grabbed the bra from Sasuke.
"Yeah, that's mine," she said, throwing it in her bag.
"Thanks for the party Naruto, have fun cleaning up," Sasuke snickered at the still nude Naruto. He waved at them.
"Just go away," he moaned.
"I guess he drank too much," Neji said. The others giggled tiredly, filing out the door. Sakura unlocked the car doors, stumbling into the driver's seat. Sasuke got into the passengers seat while Ino was sprawled in the back. One by one, the cares pulled out of the driveway without an accident, which the teens thought an accomplishment in itself. As Sakura drove home slowly, she couldn't help but blush at her means of a wake up call. She really really really hoped nothing had happened last night.
"Thanks for the ride, Sakura," Ino said, stumbling out the back door as Sakura drove up to her house. Ino waved slowly, watching as the car drove off.
"Damn, how far do you think this is gonna go?" Sasuke asked. Sakura shrugged.
"I'm guessing from grounded to a year to never seeing Naruto again," Sakura said, going twenty miles an hour. She ignored the honks of angry drivers behind her. She finally pulled up to Sasuke's house. The three parents were already on the porch. They ran up to the car almost as soon as it stopped.
"Here it goes," Sasuke muttered, getting out. Sakura took a deep breath and followed suit. The first thing she heard was three different angry voices yelling that made her head hurt even worse. She winced as her mother and Sasuke's parents ushered them into Sasuke's house.
"Where should we even begin?" Sakura's mother asked angrily when the two of them were seated on the couch. They looked guiltily at the ground.
"How about here, Yuki: What the hell happened?" Sasuke's mother yelled. Sakura glanced up.
"Uhh, were hanging out at Naruto's-"
"Naruto! You've been at Naruto's? And where was his father?" Sasuke's father interrupted. Sasuke shrugged.
"He said out of town," he mumbled. His father, shook his head angrily.
"You can bet his father will be getting a call from me," he started violently until his wife put a hand on his arm.
"Fugaku, calm down," Sasuke's mother, Mikoto, said. She gave the guilty party a look.
"Do you know how worried we've been? Miss Haruno has been here all night, pacing, calling Sakura's phone, your phone, only to receive your voicemail," she said angrily.
"We know, we're-"
"No, you don't know, you were too busy partying or whatever it was you two were doing," she interrupted her son. Sakura's mother sighed wearily.
"Listen, we know you two are sorry. You were probably really sorry this morning when you woke up and realized where you were. But if we don't do something about it, you two will probably do it again, or worse," she said, putting her hands on her hips. Mikoto nodded.
"That's why you're both grounded until the end of the semester," she said, softening up a little. They both looked up, suspiciously.
"What's the catch?" Sakura asked, eyeing her mother.
"The catch is that you two are going to be grounded in Sasuke's room," Fugaku said. Sakura blinked. Sasuke shook his head.
"Excuse me?" he said. Yuki smiled faintly.
"We figure, if you two are stuck somewhere together, you'll get sick of each other in a week and be miserable for the rest of the punishment," she said. Sakura and Sasuke looked at each other then back at their parents.
"You can't be serious," Sasuke concluded. Sakura nodded in agreement. Yuki nodded.
"Oh yes we are. And it starts today. Obviously, you two are in no shape to go to school. Sakura, you have a bag of clothes upstairs already, as Mikoto and Fugaku were so nice as to let you stay here for the semester," Yuki said. Sakura blinked.
"You mean I won't see you for a semester?" she asked incredulously. Mikoto laughed.
"Of course you'll see her. On weekends. Hand-cuffed to Sasuke," she said, pulling out a pair of Fugaku's hand cuffs. Sakura widened her eyes at Sasuke. This was the weirdest punishment her mother had ever come up with. They stood up cautiously.
"So we keep our cell phones and iPod's and stuff?" Sasuke asked. Fugaku shook his head.
"Of course not! But you keep your cell phones so that you can call us at lunch every day and on your way home every day. Speaking of which, you are to come straight home every day from now on, unless we say different," he said, pointing up the stairs.
"You are not to leave that room unless you're hungry or bleeding, got it?" he said sternly. The two nodded numbly. They trudged up the stairs, stumbling every so often. Sasuke shut his bedroom door slowly, still not believing the conversation they had had with their parents.
"Can you believe...?" Sakura asked, sinking onto the bed. She noticed an air matress on the other side of Sasuke's bedroom that was supposed to be hers. Sasuke shook his head.
"There is no way they expect that trick to work," he said, sitting down next to Sakura. She rubbed her head, her headache coming back.
"You think we can leave for some Tylenol or something?" Sakura asked, falling back on Sasuke's bed. He shrugged.
"I have some here if you need it," he said, handing her the bottle from the drawer on his night table. She took it gratefully, not bothering to move to get a cup of water.
"I... I'm gonna call Naruto," Sasuke said, pulling his phone out of his pocket. He wait a minute until the blonde answered his phone.
"Hullo?" the tired voice asked from the other end. Sasuke leaned back against his pillow.
"Naruto, you're never going to believe my parent's punishment: they grounded me and Sakura in my room," Sasuke said, his head still foggy as he took the bottle of Tylenol from Sakura. Naruto whistled.
"You're kidding right?" he asked slowly. Sasuke shook his head, but regretted it.
"Nope, she's here right now. We even got out of school for today. They think if we're always together, we'll get sick of each other and we'll be miserable until the end of the semester," Sasuke explained as Sakura rolled over to face him.
"Pfft, I'll believe it when I see it," Naruto said, the sound of glasses clinking together in the background. Sasuke felt a little guilt.
"Man, I'm sorry, we should have helped you," he said, running a hand through his hair.
"Nah, I got the champagne out last night; if I hadn't, we'd all be bored in history right now," Naruto said. He grunted.
"Hold on, another call. It's Neji," he said before combining the calls.
"Hey Naruto," the Hyuuga's groggy voice came on over the line.
"Hey Neji, Sasuke's on the line too, and listen to his punishment!" Naruto said as the squeak of his couch was heard in the background.
"What?" Neji asked, curious.
"My mom and his parents grounded us both in his room," Sakura called, pulling herself up next to Sasuke. Neji scoffed.
"No way, you're lying," he said. Sasuke shook his head again, wincing as he did. He needed to stop doing that.
"Then why is she talking to you from my phone?" Sasuke asked. Neji blinked.
"Wow, you lucky son of a bitch. Hiashi did blame me for everything; he said I included Hinata in my 'skull drudgery,' whatever the hell that means, and now I'm grounded for two months. Hinata was grounded too, but I have extra chores. I hate living with these guys," Neji pouted. Sasuke and Sakura chuckled.
"Ah well, imagine my dad's reaction when he gets angry phone calls from seven sets of parents," Naruto said, wincing at the thought.
"Well, I'd better go. The only reason I have my phone anymore is because I'm supposed to report to Hiashi after every class. If I miss even one call, I'm grounded for another two weeks," Neji groaned before saying bye and hanging up. Naruto sighed.
"I'm gonna sleep this off," he said. Sakura was already dozing off next to Sasuke.
"Yeah, I'm gonna do that too," Sasuke muttered before hanging up. He slid down next to Sakura, thinking about this latest attempt of discipline. He wouldn't mind getting in trouble all the time if they did this every time. The last thought on his mind before he fell asleep was the image of Sakura while she was lying on his chest.