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Deadly Resonance: Contact
"Halt! Please show us some ID!" shouted Kotestsu the well know guard at the village gates as they flashed their Shinobi licences.
"This is team 10 returning from an unsuccessful negotiation mission with an s-class nuke-nin." Drawled the lazy bum by the name of Shikamaru.
"Shikamaru!" screeched the blonde banshee.
"Be more enthusiastic when giving a report or do you want me to how to act properly when in formal meetings?" Threatened Ino with a sadistic shine in her eyes.
Upon hearing this, Shikimaru visibly blanched. His dad taught him only one thing outside of the Nara clan's jutsus. If a woman ever gets that look in her eyes, do whatever she tells you to even if it's to jump off a cliff, and also to be very, very, afraid. He took those words to heart and he hastily replied "Yes ma'am"
"Good now come along now before I take out the whips," she stated before cackling evilly
'Man... Nara wasn't kidding when he said women were troublesome. I mean look! He's not even her boyfriend and she already has him whipped!' thought Izumo pitifully as he watched team 10 pass through the gate on the way to the Hokage tower to report the mission.
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"Knock, Knock, Knock" Tsunade heard knocking on her door.
"Come in!" she replied not once lifting her eyes off her ever growing stack of a kage's bane, the horror... of PAPERWORK.
"Any luck?" asked Tsunade with hope filling her voice. She was getting desperate. She was even using the prisoners of the maximum security prisons of Konoha to do her dirty work. How she desperately wanted to jump into her grave for eternal peace.
Peace, something she strived to reach. Every time she gets close to an answer, it slips away.
"I'm afraid not Hokage-sama," replied the Nara, making the Hokage visibly sag down her chair.
"Damn, we could have used that power..." she muttered under her breath.
"Did you get any leads?" she asks hopefully.
"Yes in fact we do. Apparently this person's victims are either shredded into tiny chunks when he plays his violin or their heads explode after he whistles sharply. But if they're lucky, the worst they'll get is becoming deaf due to the fact that their eardrums shatter" Chouji answered trying his best not to shudder at the thoughts of his victims.
"He is also known as the ghost on the battlefield. He goes into the battlefield and disappears without a trace, leaving only a field full of blood and gore."
"They also say that he has 10 black tails and fox ears on his head. All in all they say he's a demon of sound. He doesn't tend to speak much though. He also seems to have whisker marks on his face. "
*gasp* "Naruto" whispered the shocked kage.
"Get team 8, NOW!!"
"Yes ma'am" squeaked team 10
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'What will he do if we try to recruit him...Naruto.'
"Hokage-Sama, team 8 is coming in!"
"Thank you, send them in." She replied with anticipation.
"Kiba, Shino and Hinata, thank you for coming, I'm assigning you guys a mission with Jiraiya to find the Deadly Resonance and try to recruit him for our cause, Jiraiya should know where he is with his spy network and he also knows him best. It has been awhile since I have seen him..." drifted off the Hokage.
"Hokage-sama, who is he?" questioned the Hyuuga heiress.
"The last time I saw him, he was only two years old. He was thrown out of the village at the age of two for something he held no power." She paused to let what she had just said seep in. "Tell me, what do you know about the Kyuubi?"
"It attacked our village 15 years ago, which the Yondaime killed on the same night." Answered Shino.
"Now, to anyone under 18, that would be correct." She said, getting raised eyebrows from around the room.
"The Kyuubi was a being made of chakra. The only way to kill it was to drain its chakra, but that was impossible, due to the fact that it not only had infinite amounts of chakra, but they are re-stored almost instantly, putting it at the top of the demonic ranking list. So he did the next best thing, he sealed the Kyuubi into a newborn, his newborn, but that was hidden from the village in case the other villages got their hands on this piece of information, he would have assassination attempts on him non-stop, and to add to the fact he already had some since he was born, so he was scorned, hated and beaten in his tiny 2 year, life span.
Now, young Naruto was not at all stupid, in fact he was one of the most developed children I've ever met! He could sit when he was born, an accomplishment in its own, he could crawl when he was 3 months old, walk when he was 4, and talk in complete sentences by the time he was eight months old! I know this because I was brought in for his physical exams as it seemed nobody would help him. He was always so carefree, so cheerful as if nothing would ever go wrong in the world. But that was 13 years ago, and now reports say that he has become a cold blooded killer and can amplify even the most quietest of sounds, and create a ear splitting boom with it. It's like have a couple of thousand microphones amplifying each other."
"You must be careful when you meet him so be sure you protect your ears, he can kill you just by talking, so you will have to be wary of his chakra activities. Hinata this is where you come in, whenever you see him use his chakra inform everyone to retreat and may pray to Kami that he is feeling merciful that day, as he could kill you without even blinking."
With these words, everyone in this room trembled in nervousness, even Shino had sweat beading over his barely visible forehead.
"Now, you will meet Jiraiya at the gates at noon, if he isn't there then check the hot springs, if you find him there, then scream out pervert and kick him into the other side, with luck they may beat him up just enough for you to get to the village gates. Oh and I'm giving you permission to do anything he wants to get him to join us."
"Understood" they spoke in unison, as they shunshined away from the Hokage's office to their respective homes. They had 2 hours before they were to meet Jiraiya at the gate to find the deadly nuke-nin.
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Two hours later, after packing everything they needed, they went to meet Jiraiya at the gates. Fortunately for him, he was there on time and was not at the hot springs.
"Put theses on," said the lecherous Sennin, as he handed the team a pair of ear plugs with seals on them.
"What are these for?" asked Kiba with a bit of curiosity.
"They are to prevent any potentially, harmful soundwaves from damaging your ears he may emit. They have special seals on them to prevent any sound above that of an exploding tag on them, made 'em myself but they only last one use so when he uses his attack run as fast as you can as it will no longer be in affect" he said with a hint of pride in his voice.
"Oh... ok. So what do we do now?"asked Hinata.
"My spies inform me that he is somewhere in Wave. They say that he, when he was twelve saved the country from an evil businessman by the name of Gatou."
"Ok, then let's get going, I'm getting bored with this history lesson," shouted the brash Inuzuka.
"Fine lets go." Huffed Jiraiya in annoyance.
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It's been 3 days since they arrived in Wave, still trying to find and persuade the famous missing nin to join them. It had become annoying for everyone, especially Kiba, whose dog was whimpering like a newborn. Apparently, Akamaru was scared out his mind by amount of malice that was coming off this island. When they arrived, they were greeted by a giant vibrating bridge that seemed to stretch into the horizon.
'THE GREAT RESONATING BRIDGE'
Besides the entrance to the bridge, there was a plaque that said 'In honour of the boy who saved this country and gave hope to her people, the great Deadly Resonance.'
"Damn! What the hell did he do to get a bridge named after him." Whistled Kiba in awe.
"Baka, did you listen to a thing I said, he saved this country so what did you expect?" growled Jiraiya.
BOOM. Not soon after this they felt killing intent that seemed to promise devastation that would make the Kyuubi's look like an angry kid who didn't get what he wanted.
They all froze on their spots. Uncomfortable silence reigned over that portion of the forest. They slowly began to turn on the spot to see a boy, not much older than themselves sitting on a tree branch whistling to himself. They looked into his eyes, to see a perfect split of black, blue and red spinning wildly. And passed out
As soon as they woke up,, they all found themselves crucified on giant crosses, with nails driven into their hands and feet. (Like what happened to Jesus when he was crucified.)
"Welcome to my world, my physical version of Tsukiyomi, I can do whatever I want in my dimension. In this dimension, I am god. Although this is Genjutsu, your very souls are here, so any damage I do here is mirrored on your body. They are also a lot harder to heal as you need to heal the soul itself." he shouted as he multiplied. As he did this, each of his clones walked up to one of his victims. They jumped up and landed on the horizontal beam of the cross.
"Talk before I start to get angry and begin to interrogate you," he said whilst brandishing his torture utensils.
"Oi, we're not here to fight!" Shouted Kiba.
"Oh, really? How do I know you aren't here to take the bounty on my head?" he asked.
Over the past few years, he had accumulated a bounty that would put the Yondaime to shame.
"We want your help in the war against Iwa, Kumo and Oto. We are currently losing with them outnumbering Konoha and Suna by 5 jounin to every person in our village, including the civilians."
"Woah, that bad? I mean, sure I know that you guys were losing but man! That just shows that you guys suck like shit!"
"Oi! What could you do to help us any way?"
"Well, unlike you can easily destroy a village or two..."
"... Fine"
"Now, back to business, what can you give me for my services. Every time you say something I don't like I'm going to stab everyone somewhere."
"We are willing to give you sanctum inside our village walls and to help keep hunter-nin off your tail."
"ERRRRRNT WRONG ANSWER" he shouted as he pulled out a katana and stabbed them in the leg.
Grunts of pain were his responses.
"Ok, that I can easily get from any village you nit-wit give me something they can't give me."
"What do you want then?"
"Oh that's simply Jiraiya, I enjoy the thrill of being hunted down so that's a no. Just so you know, the Tsuchikage has made interesting offers that are easily more worthwhile. I want full amnesty in your village, 15 million ryou per week I'm in service and 9 times the pay for any mission I go on.
I may also choose my missions and I work solo. If you try to put me on anyone's team I will kill them. If you have me under probation I will kill the guards. If you try to learn my secrets I'll wipe out both sides of the opposition. Agreed?" he asked.
"Well, she did say get you to join at any cost... Agreed!"
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Two days later, the entire council, including the clan heads, the advisors and the Hokage herself came to meet the infamous nuke-nin. After what seemed like hours of waiting, a man in a black, hooded trench coat with a one way snarling fox mask was walking towards them with a steel violin in his left hand and a steel bow with a sharp, sturdy frame, and a thin, titanium steel wire, making it both an instrument and a deadly weapon, in his right hand. You could easily see the blood stains on his right sleeve. Here stood in all his glory, the Deadly Resonance.
As he arrived
"Gee what a warm welcoming, eh guys?" he asked with sarcasm dripping through his voice.
"Welcome to the Konoha, the village hidden in the leaves!" welcomed Tsunade, "Would you please be so kind as to remove your mask?"
"Try and make me, and you'll be on my griller before you can take a step." He threatened
"Fine, then let's take this to my office."
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"You shittin' me? You want us pay you 9 times the amount of ryou per mission AND 15million per week??"
"I shit you not and by the way, this is me feeling generous. I can always join a different village you know. Either you take it or leave it, it's fine with me either way I'm sure Iwa would be delighted to have me join them." He said, getting ready to leave, making her panic.
"WAIT, I'll agree with those terms, just please help us through this war. Doesn't this village mean anything anymore to you Naruto? Do you remember when you were two, jumping around, shouting that you would become Hokage? Or when yo-"
SLAM "Don't EVER remind me of my past and don't call me Naruto! I go by a lot of names, and Naruto is NOT ONE OF THEM!" he screamed at her before storming out to the lobby, scaring the receptionist shitless.
Naruto went into the forest to blow off some steam when a unit of Danzo's personal unit appeared.
"Halt! In the name of Danzo, we will kill you and learn your secrets. Please, do not move as it will only make it more painful. "
"Good! I was hoping something like this would happen. I really need to kill something right now!"