A/N: Ah, since I'm kind of winging this story, I've found I can't make promises about when future chapters will be up. Apologies. I'll update when I can, and when I finish future stories, they'll be entirely done and scheduled. Now I should probably be quiet and let you enjoy this story... no more author notes unless it's really important. Have fun reading!

King Julien XIII gifted a piece of white picket fence to Private in Lunacornville.

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Private thanks a bunch julien! :D

King Julien XIII you are welcome. and i got many friendship points too! i love this game!

Marlene Sounds fun! Maybe I should play.

Skipper Oh, COME ON, Marlene. It's pacifist mushiness! You'll turn into a hippie!

Marlene Really, Skipper? It's just a game! It seems cute!

Private it is! :)

Skipper *bangs head against wall*

Marlene started a magic village in Lunacornville.

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Private yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Skipper Arrrrrrrg!

Private is now friends with Beth

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Skipper ...Did I miss something? We don't have a Beth in our zoo, right, or is it just me out of the loop?

Marlene No, Skipper, I'm also confused. Private, who is Beth?

King Julien XIII As king, I also demand to know!

Private she's a girl I found online by accident! did you know she lives in Kentucky? she seems very friendly.

Kowalski Private, are you sure it's a good idea to just friend random girls from Kentucky?

Skipper Kowalski's right. She could be a spy!

Marlene Okay, 1. She's probably not a spy. 2. Private, even though I think it's important to trust others and make new friends, you should be more careful. You don't know this person!

Skipper UGH. Marlene, I knew you'd be brainwashed by that Lunacorn Happy City thing!

Private its Lunacornville, Skipper! and this could be a wonderful opportunity to make friends across the states!

Private updated his cover photo.

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Kowalski Who is Beth...?

Private my new friend! :)

Beth I am Beth, and Beth is me. By the way, that's a very pretty picture of those flowers, Private. Did you take that yourself?

Skipper Oh, hello there, random girl from Kentucky. Or should I call you, random SPY from Kentucky?

Beth What are you talking about? o_O Your friends are weird, Private.

Kowalski Hey!

Private she's not a spy! D: and yes, beth, i did take it myself. thank you. :)

Skipper How are you so sure, Private? She could be Dr. Blowhole himself for all we know!

Beth Who? o_O

Private but go look at her profile picture! she's just a girl!

Kowalski *facepalm* Private, do you know how easy it is to upload a fake profile picture?

King Julien XIII THE KING MUST SAY HI TO THE RANDOM GIRL TOO! HIIIIIIII! 8D

Beth Ummmm, hi.

King Julien XIII is now friends with Beth

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Skipper *groan*...

Beth Nice to meetcha, Julien.

Private i'm glad at least you're open to meeting new people, julien!

King Julien XIII who said anything about meeting people? the king is above that! i just want as many friends as possible!

Maurice Wait, who's Beth?

Skipper Here we go again.

Beth I'm a new friend of Private's and Julien's. I live in Kentucky. I love chocolate milk. I like dolphins. That is all you shall know about me.

Skipper DOLPHINS, eh?

Beth Yes...?

Skipper You wouldn't happen to KNOW any, would you? Or... BE one? Hmmm?

Beth Uh, no, crazy. Dolphins can't talk... or type.

Skipper LIAR.

Skipper started a game of Ultimate Chess with Kowalski

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Kowalski Getting creamed in real life chess wasn't enough, Skipper? ;)

Skipper HEY. I beat you all the time!
Kowalski Last time I checked, I win 54% of the time. That's over half.

Skipper Well, let's change that number. ;)

Marlene *groan* This is going to be a 'battle to the death', isn't it?

Kowalski 'Til death, or, a power outage. By the way, Skipper, you may want to read the rules before playing. This game is a little bit different than how we usually play.

Skipper HA! I've already read an entire wikia on this game!

Kowalski ...You've got to be kidding...

Skipper Hey, science magazines are boring, sure, but battle strategies are interesting enough. You're going down!

Kowalski We'll see who's the noble victor!

Marlene Guys... it's an online game.

Rico B;KAJASHDIAYDU9!

Mort is now friends with Beth

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Mort i like beth! :):):):):)

Skipper You've gotta be kidding me! I'm telling you, this is a bad idea, guys! She said herself that she LIKES DOLPHINS! So, Beth, who are you really?

Beth Yes.

Skipper THAT'S NOT A LEGITIMATE ANSWER. So, you even have a last name, BETH?

Beth That's classified.

Skipper ARG!

Beth It's very fun messing with you.

Kowalski won a victory in Ultimate Chess

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Skipper YOU CHEATED. THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.

Kowalski No, I won legitimately!

Skipper You attacked my knight with some sort of... magicky thingy! Pawns can't do that!

Kowalski They can in Ultimate Chess! I thought you said you knew all the rules!

Skipper I DID, BUT THAT WASN'T IN THERE ANYWHERE!

Kowalski Well, you can't believe everything you read online.

Rico HAHAHAHAHA!

Marlene lol! Just accept your defeat like a man, Skipper. ;) [Kowalski likes this]

Skipper REMATCH.

Kowalski Alrighty, if one defeat isn't enough...

Skipper won a victory in Ultimate Chess

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Skipper HA!

Kowalski Might I remind you that I still win 54% of the time?

Skipper Fine, tiebreaker match.

Marlene is now friends with Beth

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Skipper Marlene, not you too! I thought you were less stupid than that!

Marlene HEY. 'Less stupid'? ...ah, nevermind, I'll let that one slide. C'mon, Skipper, there's no way she's a spy for Blowhole. I talked to her for a while.

Kowalski To be fair, the prospect of Dr. Blowhole creating a Facebook page, disguising himself, and then befriending all the zoosters DOES seem a bit farfetched.

Skipper Farfetched, Kowalski? Farfetched? Dr. Blowhole sucking up all my memories was farfetched! Dr. Blowhole creating a giant ray to turn you all evil was farfetched! Dr. Blowhole taming a mutant MP3 player was farfetched! Pretty much everything we do in this zoo is farfetched!

Kowalski ...Touché.

Private skipper, can you please just be friendly for once?

Skipper I am friendly! I'm a VERY friendly person!

Kowalski Um... [Marlene likes this]

Beth Zoo? What are you talking about?

Rico BKASCBIQDVGIU!

Skipper AUGH! She's stalking us!

Beth Uh, no, this just showed up in my news feed.

Skipper FACEBOOK IS STALKING US!

Marlene ...*facepalm* Beth, Skipper seems to think you're a crazy dolphin supervillain with a robotic eye. I'm very sorry.

Beth Oh, HIM. He sent me a message earlier about how to find Private on Facebook, and started this whole thing going! Great guy. He didn't mention anything about being a supervillain though... huh.

Kowalski SWEET SUBATOMIC PARTICLES!

Skipper HA! I WAS PARTIALLY RIGHT!

Dr. Blowhole AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK!

Skipper BLOWHOLE!

Marlene AHHHHHH!

Rico AHHHHHH!

Maurice AHHHHHH!

Kowalski AHHHHHH!

Private AHHHHHHH!

Beth AHHHHHHH!

King Julien XIII PICKLES!