Skipper wrote on Kowalski's timeline: Our security has been compromised! Dr. Blowhole has been watching us! THIS IS A CODE RED! INITIATE PLAN DELTA ALPHA ZULU!

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Kowalski Why on earth would you write that ON facebook then?

Skipper Blast! You're right! The enemy probably saw that! We'll have to change the plan and think of a new way to communicate.

Kowalski ...we're in the same room.

Skipper ...Oh.

Marlene Oh my gosh, Skipper. *facepalm*

Skipper Oh shush, Marlene. Go round up the animals into the zoo storage unit. We're having a zoo meeting.

Marlene changed her profile picture

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Beth Cute otter! Did you take this at the Central Park Zoo?

Marlene Um, that's me.

Beth o_O Animals don't have facebooks.

Dr. Blowhole That's just what they WANT you to think.

Marlene Blowhole?! How are you commenting on my picture?

Dr. Blowhole Simple. Beth commented, and I'm friends with Beth, so it showed up, and SOMEbody doesn't have their privacy settings set to 'friends only'.

Skipper Stay away from Marlene, Blowhole! You know it's me you're trying to get to!

Dr. Blowhole I haven't actually done anything evil yet!

Skipper Emphasis on the YET.

Beth You tricked me! You're a supervillain?

Dr. Blowhole I wouldn't say THAT. More like an innocent victim out for revenge.

Beth ...This is really, really weird. I'm getting off facebook and going to see a doctor.

Skipper Good idea. You didn't see anything...

Kowalski Not to barge into the conversation, Skipper, but this is the internet, so it would be more correct to say, 'you didn't READ anything'. [Marlene likes this]

Skipper *facepalm* I KNOW that, but that's not my catchphrase! You can't just go around messing up a timeless catchphrase!

Dr. Blowhole For once I agree with you, Skipper. Catchphrases are sacred.

Marlene CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR CONVERSATION ELSEWHERE OFF MY TIMELINE, PLEASE?

Dr. Blowhole I'm afraid only if Skipper friends me.

Skipper is now friends with Dr. Blowhole

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Kowalski ...Excuse me while I go check my alternate reality simulator to make sure I didn't leave it on last night.

Rico blahgah blahgah bad!

Skipper Well, how else am I going to communicate with and keep tabs on the enemy?

King Julien XIII you are being friends with the fishy face? i thought you hated that guy.

Private skipper are you sure this is a good idea?

Dr. Blowhole Thank you kindly for accepting my request, my arch-foe.

Skipper We're watching you too, Blowhole! You try anything funny, and we're on you like flies to vinegar!

Kowalski You mean flies to honey?

Skipper ...Right. I knew that.

King Julien XIII is now friends with Dr. Blowhole

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Kowalski Now this doesn't surprise me quite as much.

King Julien XIII i don't particularly care for you mister dolphin flippy guy, but the king must have as many friends as possible, so consider yourself honored!

Dr. Blowhole ...I would guess he gets quite annoying, doesn't he, Kowalski?

Kowalski You have no idea... [Skipper likes this]

Kowalski won a game of Ultimate Chess against Skipper

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Skipper Rematch!

Kowalski won a game of Ultimate Chess against Skipper

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Skipper Rematch again!

Kowalski won a game of Ultimate Chess against Skipper

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Skipper AUGHHHH! THIS GAME IS RIGGED!

Kowalski I apologize for my superior brainpower. ;) [Marlene likes this]

Skipper Superior nothing! It's just a lucky streak! REMATCH!

Kowalski won a game of Ultimate Chess against Skipper

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Skipper That's it. This game is stupid. I'm never playing again.

Marlene LOL!

Dr. Blowhole Fancy a game with yours truly?

Skipper I just said I was never playing again.

Kowalski I will! I need a new, more challenging opponent.

Skipper Hey!

Dr. Blowhole Ooooh, burn, Skipper! Kowalski, we need to be friends to play.

Kowalski is now friends with Dr. Blowhole

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Dr. Blowhole won a game of Ultimate Chess against Kowalski

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Skipper Hahaha! How does defeat feel, Kowalski?

Kowalski HE GOT LUCKY. PRIVATE DISTRACTED ME AND I MADE A WRONG MOVE. And why are rooting for your most hated enemy over me?

Skipper Hey, I just wanted you to feel the deep-rooted sorrow you've been putting me through. Now that that's over, I can go back to hating his guts.

Private wait a minute, when did I distract you?

Kowalski You had the Lunacorns on!

Private well you dont have to listen to it!

Kowalski BUT IT'S SO BAD I CAN'T TUNE IT OUT!

Private :(

Dr. Blowhole I suppose you're going to ask for a rematch?

Kowalski Yes.

Dr. Blowhole won a game of Ultimate Chess against Kowalski

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Dr. Blowhole I think I hear something coming from the direction of Manhattan... the sound of an intellectually inferior penguin crying! AKAKAKAKAK!

Kowalski Do you have to rub it in?

Dr. Blowhole Of course I do. I'm evil.

Kowalski Oh, cruel twist of fate... I SHALL BEST YOU ONE DAY, DOLPHIN! This I do swear!

Dr. Blowhole Yeah. Good luck with that.

Private posted a photo-

with Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico

near Brooklyn, New York

Watching a baseball game!

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Skipper Private, what are you doing?! That mission was classified?

Marlene 'Mission'? So a baseball game is a mission now?

Skipper Well, okay, not really. But I did NOT give Private permission to put up a photo of our covert actions!

King Julien XIII hahahaa! skipper, you are having a very funny expression in this pictury thing!

Skipper RAMIREZ HAD TWO STRIKES. I WAS GASPING WITH HORROR.

King Julien XIII and your eyes are so big! ahahaha!

Skipper Ugh... Private, drop the mouse and give me twenty.

Private sorry, sir. :(

King Julien XIII wrote on Dr. Blowhole's timeline: hiiii fishy face! what sort of evil plans are you working on now?

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Dr. Blowhole What? Why would I tell you what sort of evil plans I'm working on?

Mort i like evil plans!

King Julien XIII no you do not, mort. and you forget, blowy, that i used to be your super spy evil sidekick!

Dr. Blowhole Yeah. And then you double-crossed me.

King Julien XIII technically it was a triple-crossing since i double-crossed the penguins first.

Dr. Blowhole Whatever! I'm not working on any evil plans at the moment!

King Julien XIII oh. okay.

King Julien XIII wrote on Dr. Blowhole's timeline: how about now?

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Dr. Blowhole No.

King Julien XIII wrote on Dr. Blowhole's timeline: how about now?

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Dr. Blowhole No!

King Julien XIII wrote on Dr. Blowhole's timeline: how about now?

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Dr. Blowhole NO! IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES, FOR THE LOVE OF DELICIOUS STEAMED LOBSTERS!

Red One Um... [Red One and Red One like this]

King Julien XIII oh. i see. you are having the evil writer's cube! would you like me to be taking the cube away? i have a sphere you can replace it with- no wait, that is a pyramid.

Dr. Blowhole Ughhhhhh!

Skipper Isn't he insufferable? [Dr. Blowhole likes this]