King Julien XIII wrote on Dr. Blowhole's timeline: i have had a very good idea in my kingly brain to help you with your evil writer's cube. it is a very evilly plan!

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Dr. Blowhole I do NOT need your help coming up with evil plans!

King Julien XIII oh reallys? then why have you not come up one yourselfs?

Dr. Blowhole I DO HAVE AN EVIL PLAN!

King Julien XIII if you are saying so! i do not believe you.

Dr. Blowhole I do!

King Julien XIII then what is it, hm, fishy face?

Dr. Blowhole You're a fool if you think I would tell you.

King Julien XIII whatevers. if you do not want to admit that you do not have any ideas, go ahead. i will not be judging.

Dr. Blowhole You're really starting to get on my nerves, lemur...

Roger is now friends with Marlene and 6 others.

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Marlene Welcome to facebook, Roger!

Roger Thanks a million, Marlene! You know, I didn't know if I would like this. I mean, it has so many little features for everybody but I really prefer face-to-face social interaction, know what I mean?

Marlene I agree! But as long as it's not keeping you from real life, I think it's a great tool to connect and share in new ways! [Roger likes this]

Skipper Oh, please. Facebook is nothing but mindless drivel that people use to escape their harsh realities.

Marlene Uh-huh. Then why are you STILL on it?

Skipper Well, SOMEone has to monitor what goes on around here and make sure none of you fall for any government mind-traps.

Roger Skipper, you are one of a kind! How have you guys been? Did you like the lemon meringues I made? I thought I put in too much lemon.

Skipper They were par excellence, Roger. Food of the angels. [Roger likes this]

Roger Oh, that's great, that's wonderful. Hey, are you guys free at all this weekend? Because I've been putting together a musical for the zoo and I wanted to run it by my very good friends first.

Skipper Oh, um, this weekend? Sorry, but we have a lot of stealth drills planned.

Private no we don't, we're free all weekend!

Skipper Private! We have things to do, I just haven't told you about them yet.

Private no i distinctly remember you saying we should have a movie marathon because there was nothing to do this weekend.

Skipper Heh, oh naive Private, always misunderstanding things.

Private ?

Private ohhhh. yes, i did very much misunderstand what skipper was saying. we most certainly are busy this weekend.

Roger Well, that's too bad. But if you have a free day sometime, let me know! You know where to find me!

Skipper Roger that, Roger.

Kowalski posted on Dr. Blowhole's timeline: I have come forth to lay down my dignity and beg you for an Ultimate Chess rematch.

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Dr. Blowhole Challenge heartily accepted! I'll enjoy schooling you once again.

Kowalski We'll see about that, dolphin... this time will be different! MARK MY WORDS!

Dr. Blowhole I'm sorry, but my lobsters broke all my pencils.

Kowalski Well, then... mark them metaphorically!

Dr. Blowhole Just like how you are about to win? AKAKAKAK!

Kowalski My victory will be very real!

Dr. Blowhole Prove it.

Kowalski won a game of Ultimate Chess against Dr. Blowhole

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Private yayyyy good job kowalski!

Dr. Blowhole How did you beat me?! YOU CHEATED. YOU MUST HAVE.

Kowalski Heh, heh... who's intellectually superior now, hm?

Dr. Blowhole I demand to know how you beat me!

Kowalski I studied your strategy and developed a better one.

Dr. Blowhole BUT THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE! I RIGGED THE GAME!

Dr. Blowhole ...I mean, rigged as in the sense of coming up with a strategy so great it was almost unfair.

Kowalski HA! Gotcha! I knew you had to have messed with the coding! So I did my own hacking and cancelled out your devious encryption!

Skipper So you CAN cheat at Ultimate Chess! I knew it! I knew Kowalski hacked the game!

Kowalski I maintain that I won all of the other games legitimately!

Skipper You keep telling yourself that.

Dr. Blowhole Ugh! My hacking was still better than your hacking!

Kowalski Ahem, who just won?

Dr. Blowhole Fine. This time. But I will prove my mental dominance by hacking again, and better! You will never be able to win!

Kowalski Bring it on, cetacean scum!

Roger created an event:

Gator in the Park, a Musical

- Monday at 5:30 AM

- at Central Park, by the Big Tree [map below]

Marlene and 7 others are guests

Going: Marlene, Mort, Private, Rico

Maybe: Skipper, Kowalski, Maurice

Declined: King Julien XIII

Private wrote in Gator in the Park, a Musical: ooh, this sounds like jolly fun! i wonder why julien declined...

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Roger I'm not sure. Skipper and Kowalski both said 'maybe,' do you know why?

Private they might be on a classified mission of sorts that day.

Roger Ah. Well, I'm glad you're coming!

King Julien XIII wrote in Gator in the Park, a Musical: you cannot be expecting the king to wake up that early!

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Private but julien, we can't have a musical in the park while the zoo is open!

King Julien XIII then i cannot be coming! the king is needing his BEAUTY SLEEP.

Private now you listen, julien! roger has been working very hard on this musical, and your not going to miss it just because your sleeping!

King Julien XIII pfffft you cannot be telling the king what to do!

Private we'll see about that!

Kowalski Private, it's "you're" in both cases, not "your."

Private oh. sorry.

Kowalski No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I TRIED TO RESIST. I DID. I TRIED TO LET THE INTERNET GO UNCORRECTED FOR ONCE IN MY MISERABLY OBSESSIVE LIFE. BUT THE "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE" ERROR IS JUST TOO TEMPTING FOR MY NERDINESS.

Private ...oh. well... its alright. i appreciate you're smartness.

Kowalski AHHHHHHHH!

Private ... was it something i said?